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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Flesh location coffee pot
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Sinister Rambunctious Site
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
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At a bar
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Not hygienic
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
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Hence “closest”
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Sinister Rambunctious Site
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If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
ruby vibrant selfie stain
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
bat shit crazy range
  07/26/25
I know what to say
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Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
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  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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bat shit crazy range
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Woah Cr
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I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Poppy Dilemma
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Sinister Rambunctious Site
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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bat shit crazy range
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gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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  07/26/25
which dad tp
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  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Flesh location coffee pot

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Sinister Rambunctious Site

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Flesh location coffee pot

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: bat shit crazy range



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Provocative Crimson Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Comical blood rage

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Flesh location coffee pot

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Infuriating disturbing locus organic girlfriend

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: bat shit crazy range



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: dark space mediation



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: narrow-minded bronze kitty



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Maniacal nofapping rigpig



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Demanding crystalline electric furnace



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: fuchsia concupiscible sneaky criminal



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Grizzly Garrison



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Flesh location coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: cheese-eating senate corn cake



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Poppy Dilemma



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: umber odious haunted graveyard rehab



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: hateful milk



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Big-titted thriller kitchen sound barrier



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: indigo excitant brethren



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: exciting rose church

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Sinister Rambunctious Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: ruby vibrant selfie stain

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Flesh location coffee pot

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Sinister Rambunctious Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: ruby vibrant selfie stain

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: bat shit crazy range

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Azure galvanic toilet seat crotch

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Flesh location coffee pot

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Amber sexy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: hot primrose tanning salon foreskin

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: bat shit crazy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: shaky sticky heaven

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Poppy Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: startled potus

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: cheese-eating senate corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle associate den

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Poppy Dilemma

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Flesh location coffee pot

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Sinister Rambunctious Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Carnelian mother ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Sinister Rambunctious Site

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Amethyst Sandwich

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: bat shit crazy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: mentally impaired blue friendly grandma

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Godawful metal pocket flask alpha

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: laughsome stage

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49134975)