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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
laughsome useless brakes indian lodge
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Odious Jet Police Squad Forum
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Low-t office
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
glittery resort toaster
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
magenta school
  08/30/25
...
motley new version
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Floppy overrated trailer park
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Mahogany box office
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
laughsome useless brakes indian lodge
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Mahogany box office
  08/31/25
...
Wonderful coffee pot half-breed
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Low-t office
  08/31/25
delusional take
Wonderful coffee pot half-breed
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Low-t office
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Talented alcoholic base
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Low-t office
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Big senate
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Low-t office
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
laughsome useless brakes indian lodge
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Low-t office
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
laughsome useless brakes indian lodge
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Big senate
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Low-t office
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Low-t office
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Low-t office
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Big senate
  09/05/25
...
Low-t office
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Aphrodisiac Insanely Creepy Jewess Dog Poop
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Big senate
  09/05/25
...
Low-t office
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Low-t office
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Big senate
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
laughsome useless brakes indian lodge
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
irradiated wine plaza hairy legs
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Low-t office
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
irradiated wine plaza hairy legs
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Low-t office
  09/05/25
Kenny
Big senate
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
laughsome useless brakes indian lodge
  09/06/25
...
chrome geriatric hall
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Low-t office
  09/06/25
...
chrome geriatric hall
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
laughsome useless brakes indian lodge
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Low-t office
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
bright stimulating gas station candlestick maker
  09/07/25
Explain
laughsome useless brakes indian lodge
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
purple shitlib kitty
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
laughsome useless brakes indian lodge
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Low-t office
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
laughsome useless brakes indian lodge
  09/07/25
...
Talented alcoholic base
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Low-t office
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Low-t office
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Low-t office
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Low-t office
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Low-t office
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Low-t office
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
cooked unc
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: laughsome useless brakes indian lodge

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Odious Jet Police Squad Forum

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Low-t office

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: glittery resort toaster

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: magenta school

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: motley new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Floppy overrated trailer park

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Mahogany box office

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: laughsome useless brakes indian lodge

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Mahogany box office

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Wonderful coffee pot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Low-t office

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Wonderful coffee pot half-breed

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Low-t office

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Talented alcoholic base

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Low-t office

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Big senate

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Low-t office

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: laughsome useless brakes indian lodge

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Low-t office

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: laughsome useless brakes indian lodge

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Big senate

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Low-t office

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Low-t office

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Low-t office

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Big senate

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Low-t office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Insanely Creepy Jewess Dog Poop

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Big senate

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Low-t office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Low-t office

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Big senate

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: laughsome useless brakes indian lodge

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: irradiated wine plaza hairy legs

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Low-t office

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: irradiated wine plaza hairy legs

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Low-t office

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Big senate

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: laughsome useless brakes indian lodge

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: chrome geriatric hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Low-t office

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: chrome geriatric hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: laughsome useless brakes indian lodge

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Low-t office

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: bright stimulating gas station candlestick maker

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: laughsome useless brakes indian lodge

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: purple shitlib kitty

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: laughsome useless brakes indian lodge

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Low-t office

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: laughsome useless brakes indian lodge

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Talented alcoholic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Low-t office

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Low-t office

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Low-t office

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Low-t office

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Low-t office

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Low-t office

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: cooked unc

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49599047)