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Rate my dad's MO for getting free steak dinners
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:42 AM Author: mildly autistic theater stage indirect expression At some point, these "wealth managers" find out your dad is rich and invite him to dinner at expensive steak houses. The purpose is to sell investment schemes to your dad, but instead he eats free steak and tells THEM how HE does it.
A week later the guy who paid for the steak calls your dad asking "how did you do that again?" |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:47 AM Author: alcoholic messiness crackhouse i get invites to these stupid things in the mail all the time. i don't know how they found me. doesn't seem worth the trouble to eat some overpriced steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477213) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:53 AM Author: Mahogany Double Fault Mental Disorder Last time I went to one the guy pulled a steak out of his pocket. Fully cooked (still warm) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477229) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:56 AM Author: mildly autistic theater stage indirect expression Wealth managers don't invite rich people to shitty restaurants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477238) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:56 AM Author: Lemon useless brakes And then the steakhouse started dancing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477242) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Bipolar purple university sneaky criminal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt7BeC8ItaA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477244) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:03 PM Author: stimulating hot abode already salted or no?
this is crucial |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:54 AM Author: mildly autistic theater stage indirect expression You're not paying so who cares? My dad would never eat at these places unless someone else was paying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477235) |
Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:47 AM Author: Lemon useless brakes LMAO today’s nsam meltdown is gold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477214) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:55 AM Author: rough-skinned hyperventilating locus volcanic crater your dad would get down on his knees open his mouth and make ahegao face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477237) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:57 AM Author: mildly autistic theater stage indirect expression It's the other way around. The wealth managers want to know about this "recycling puts" strategy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477243) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:58 AM Author: Lemon useless brakes NSAM has to be schtick right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477250) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:05 PM Author: mildly autistic theater stage indirect expression Do you even know what puts are? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477280) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:08 PM Author: Lemon useless brakes Never heard of them, def never traded options before. I think your dad may be the only guy in the world who understands puts which is why the entire financial sector is begging him for help! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477290) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:18 PM Author: vengeful lodge organic girlfriend Did they learn that one from benzo the Wall Street Whizkid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477326) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:58 AM Author: Bipolar purple university sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477248) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Nighttime pale mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477252) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:04 PM Author: mildly autistic theater stage indirect expression This thread went off like a nuclear bomb. No idea where this is going (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477273) |