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SUMMON: Biology masterman to tell me when I impregnated my wife

My wife was on Nexplanon birth control. It was removed on Fe...
Soul-stirring Alcoholic Pozpig Psychic
  03/09/26
I was also dumping loads in her too
vivacious rehab
  03/09/26
That's not very Frutiger Aero of you.
Soul-stirring Alcoholic Pozpig Psychic
  03/09/26
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Copper Heady People Who Are Hurt
  03/09/26
Conception happened when she ovulated. At the time there was...
flatulent voyeur
  03/09/26
The 19th seems the most likely, because it was the newest sp...
Soul-stirring Alcoholic Pozpig Psychic
  03/09/26
Yes. Also, congrats at being done with the tedious and d...
flatulent voyeur
  03/09/26
TY. I'm looking forward to doing it again next year, but I'm...
Soul-stirring Alcoholic Pozpig Psychic
  03/09/26
Of you like the effects of high estrogen, you should try run...
flatulent voyeur
  03/09/26
If I can be a non-balding dude with tits, why would I want t...
Soul-stirring Alcoholic Pozpig Psychic
  03/09/26
Take dutasteride. More than enough to prevent hair loss from...
flatulent voyeur
  03/09/26
This all seems way complicated and likely to lead to more he...
Soul-stirring Alcoholic Pozpig Psychic
  03/09/26
lol you come off like a creepy chink here, which is what you...
misunderstood plaza community account
  03/09/26
protip: the medical industry retarded dates the pregnancy fr...
know-it-all hell
  03/09/26


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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Alcoholic Pozpig Psychic

My wife was on Nexplanon birth control. It was removed on February 16, and I came inside that night, the 19th, the 21st, and the 22nd. She tested positive on the 5th of March. What date should I celebrate as the "conception day"?

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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: vivacious rehab

I was also dumping loads in her too

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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Alcoholic Pozpig Psychic

That's not very Frutiger Aero of you.

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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Copper Heady People Who Are Hurt



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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: flatulent voyeur

Conception happened when she ovulated. At the time there was sperm in her hole from multiple days' loads, and there's no way to know which day's load did it.

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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Alcoholic Pozpig Psychic

The 19th seems the most likely, because it was the newest sperm at the time of ovulation, right?

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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: flatulent voyeur

Yes.

Also, congrats at being done with the tedious and disgusting task of sexing a female for the righteous purpose of creating a babydood.

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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Alcoholic Pozpig Psychic

TY. I'm looking forward to doing it again next year, but I'm glad to finally be back on estrogen.

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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: flatulent voyeur

Of you like the effects of high estrogen, you should try running superphysiological doses of test. Will get our estrogen up just as much through aromatization, plus all the test benefits.

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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Alcoholic Pozpig Psychic

If I can be a non-balding dude with tits, why would I want to be a balding dude with tits?

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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: flatulent voyeur

Take dutasteride. More than enough to prevent hair loss from test. I'm not telling you to take masteron.

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Date: March 9th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Alcoholic Pozpig Psychic

This all seems way complicated and likely to lead to more health issues than just taking estrogen, no? What about body and facial hair, smell, sweat, etc.?

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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: misunderstood plaza community account

lol you come off like a creepy chink here, which is what you are

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Date: March 9th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: know-it-all hell

protip: the medical industry retarded dates the pregnancy from the LMP, which is ~2 weeks before conception. so you're 2 weeks pregnant when you conceive. this retardation blew my mind when wife got pregnant the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843690&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49730897)