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Lake thriller feces
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saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
navy goal in life
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I saved one life
Ruddy Aphrodisiac Institution
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only #2 is remotely unique
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Where to start
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Rose Apoplectic Associate
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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that's kinda cool
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Self defense?
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Sick messiness
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
Glittery Toaster Jap
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Sick messiness
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Took over a small country
Rough-skinned cream hospital
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lol wow, holy shit
Glittery Toaster Jap
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No way you're the only one
Violet sweet tailpipe organic girlfriend
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hyperactive comical private investor
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Rose Apoplectic Associate
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curious whorehouse
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Pumo scum
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
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  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
dun elite puppy
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
laughsome telephone
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that is brave
Ruddy Aphrodisiac Institution
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
laughsome telephone
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Ruddy Aphrodisiac Institution
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
dun elite puppy
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
Geriatric shaky point hunting ground
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
Glittery Toaster Jap
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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appetizing giraffe
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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wow
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lol
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
Rusted House-broken Kitchen
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how many
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Driven a Zamboni
Violent talented newt party of the first part
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180 wholesome unique experience
Violet sweet tailpipe organic girlfriend
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tyty
Violent talented newt party of the first part
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
Violent talented newt party of the first part
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180
Mahogany ceo
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
Milky Narrow-minded Dingle Berry Really Tough Guy
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
appetizing giraffe
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
Chrome Provocative Mental Disorder Candlestick Maker
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Winner
curious whorehouse
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Up-to-no-good home
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I smoked crack with him.
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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Violet sweet tailpipe organic girlfriend
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
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Narcissist
Geriatric shaky point hunting ground
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Coon
Light Swashbuckling Codepig Turdskin
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
Naked goyim
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
Light Swashbuckling Codepig Turdskin
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
Naked goyim
  04/12/26
?
Light Swashbuckling Codepig Turdskin
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
Naked goyim
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It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
Light Swashbuckling Codepig Turdskin
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
Naked goyim
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
Light Swashbuckling Codepig Turdskin
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Naked goyim
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Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
Dashing Olive Boltzmann Pervert
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
Naked goyim
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
Light Swashbuckling Codepig Turdskin
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
Naked goyim
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
Lilac Coffee Pot
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
startling impressive parlour affirmative action
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We talking a full degree or community college
painfully honest cumskin field
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
startling impressive parlour affirmative action
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
Milky Narrow-minded Dingle Berry Really Tough Guy
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
Contagious Nudist Forum
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
startling impressive parlour affirmative action
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What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
razzmatazz splenetic stage gaping
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
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Contagious Nudist Forum
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
startling impressive parlour affirmative action
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
painfully honest cumskin field
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you're 60?
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
carnelian hateful incel stage
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
pea-brained metal address boiling water
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
mildly autistic well-lubricated hall mood
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Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
Federal Underhanded Nursing Home Nowag
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
pea-brained metal address boiling water
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
Federal Underhanded Nursing Home Nowag
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Lilac Coffee Pot
  04/12/26
180
lavender spectacular national
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
crimson aggressive pozpig
  04/12/26
180!
lavender spectacular national
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flew a P-51.
Dashing Olive Boltzmann Pervert
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Lilac Coffee Pot
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
Contagious Nudist Forum
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
at-the-ready prole filthpig
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is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
Contagious Nudist Forum
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probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
at-the-ready prole filthpig
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Contagious Nudist Forum
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
know-it-all wagecucks jew
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
at-the-ready prole filthpig
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Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Violet sweet tailpipe organic girlfriend
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
razzmatazz splenetic stage gaping
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
Federal Underhanded Nursing Home Nowag
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my asshole remembers that day fondly
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know-it-all wagecucks jew
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Federal Underhanded Nursing Home Nowag
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Milky Narrow-minded Dingle Berry Really Tough Guy
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
Walnut double fault
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Fucked Alicia Silverstone
doobsian boistinker
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
smoky indian lodge
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
Exciting church building death wish
  04/13/26
ouch
Contagious Nudist Forum
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
Exciting church building death wish
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
Contagious Nudist Forum
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
Exciting church building death wish
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right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
Contagious Nudist Forum
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
hyperactive comical private investor
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Awkward gaming laptop lettuce
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
Exciting church building death wish
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
hyperactive comical private investor
  04/15/26
not me
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genuine lol
mustard potus
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hyperactive comical private investor
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180
painfully honest cumskin field
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180
at-the-ready prole filthpig
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
Amethyst cruise ship
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
boyish parlor
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
useless misunderstood stag film
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180
lavender spectacular national
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useless misunderstood stag film
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lavender spectacular national
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
charismatic striped hyena rigpig
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😎
useless misunderstood stag film
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lavender spectacular national
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
Insanely creepy senate
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shivering idiotic antidepressant drug reading party
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
Fragrant foreskin
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
slippery charcoal ratface heaven
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
Bearded Obsidian Box Office
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
hyperactive comical private investor
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Lilac Coffee Pot
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
hyperactive comical private investor
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
mustard potus
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
hyperactive comical private investor
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
mustard potus
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
hyperactive comical private investor
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
mustard potus
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
hyperactive comical private investor
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
Violet sweet tailpipe organic girlfriend
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razzmatazz splenetic stage gaping
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Odious university
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
Rose Apoplectic Associate
  04/15/26
excited?
Contagious Nudist Forum
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Odious university
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oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
Contagious Nudist Forum
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Odious university
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Contagious Nudist Forum
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navy goal in life
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50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Lilac Coffee Pot
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Odious university
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Lilac Coffee Pot
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
navy goal in life
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You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Odious university
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
navy goal in life
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Lilac Coffee Pot
  04/17/26
- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Rose Apoplectic Associate
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Contagious Nudist Forum
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lavender spectacular national
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
Milky Narrow-minded Dingle Berry Really Tough Guy
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
trip sepia faggot firefighter electric furnace
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appetizing giraffe
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Tripping sound barrier
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how'd you get away
Contagious Nudist Forum
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
motley masturbator plaza
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Marvelous principal's office
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...
lavender spectacular national
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stand up to these niggers, clearly
diverse hissy fit
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
Geriatric shaky point hunting ground
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
dark corner
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
dark corner
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fkk it's too outable to say
Nighttime yarmulke
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carnelian hateful incel stage
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lavender spectacular national
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been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast
angry fiercely-loyal bawdyhouse factory reset button
  04/26/26
done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
kink-friendly lay
  04/28/26
Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
razzle-dazzle dead school cafeteria partner
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I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
Violet sweet tailpipe organic girlfriend
  04/28/26
Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtst...
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Lake thriller feces



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: navy goal in life

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Ruddy Aphrodisiac Institution

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Coiffed Volcanic Crater

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: curious whorehouse

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Violet sweet tailpipe organic girlfriend



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Awkward gaming laptop lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816492)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Mahogany ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818407)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Rose Apoplectic Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: shimmering soul-stirring resort chad

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Lascivious gay pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Glittery Toaster Jap

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Violet sweet tailpipe organic girlfriend

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Lascivious gay pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: motley masturbator plaza

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: navy goal in life

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: shimmering soul-stirring resort chad

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: ocher stead

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: appetizing giraffe

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Adventurous property sandwich

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Sick messiness

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Glittery Toaster Jap

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Sick messiness

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Glittery Toaster Jap

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Sick messiness

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cream hospital

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Glittery Toaster Jap

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Violet sweet tailpipe organic girlfriend

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: shimmering soul-stirring resort chad

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: smoky indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Garnet elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Violent talented newt party of the first part

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: hyperactive comical private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Light Swashbuckling Codepig Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Cracking cruel-hearted meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Lilac Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling internal respiration gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Rose Apoplectic Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: curious whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Sick messiness

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Flesh wonderful theater circlehead

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: dun elite puppy

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: laughsome telephone

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Ruddy Aphrodisiac Institution

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: laughsome telephone

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Ruddy Aphrodisiac Institution

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: dun elite puppy

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Geriatric shaky point hunting ground

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Glittery Toaster Jap

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Garnet elastic band

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: carnelian hateful incel stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: shimmering soul-stirring resort chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Glittery Toaster Jap

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: appetizing giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Sick messiness

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Cracking cruel-hearted meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: ebony vivacious main people shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: carnelian hateful incel stage

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: maroon black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Crusty avocado piazza depressive

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: lavender spectacular national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Awkward gaming laptop lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Glittery Toaster Jap

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Glittery Toaster Jap

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Cracking cruel-hearted meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Rusted House-broken Kitchen

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: kink-friendly lay

how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Violent talented newt party of the first part

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Violet sweet tailpipe organic girlfriend

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Violent talented newt party of the first part

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: twinkling pontificating dilemma gay wizard

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Violent talented newt party of the first part

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Mahogany ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Milky Narrow-minded Dingle Berry Really Tough Guy

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: hyperactive comical private investor

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Sick messiness

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Zippy Preventive Strike Ticket Booth

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Geriatric shaky point hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: translucent bateful faggotry sex offender

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: appetizing giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Cracking cruel-hearted meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Wine Tanning Salon

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: pea-brained metal address boiling water

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: at-the-ready prole filthpig

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: pea-brained metal address boiling water

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: boyish parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: appetizing giraffe

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Chrome Provocative Mental Disorder Candlestick Maker

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: curious whorehouse

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: greedy sapphire son of senegal

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: translucent bateful faggotry sex offender

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Violet sweet tailpipe organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Light Swashbuckling Codepig Turdskin

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Geriatric shaky point hunting ground

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Light Swashbuckling Codepig Turdskin

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Naked goyim

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Light Swashbuckling Codepig Turdskin

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Naked goyim

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Light Swashbuckling Codepig Turdskin

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Naked goyim

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Light Swashbuckling Codepig Turdskin

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Naked goyim

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Light Swashbuckling Codepig Turdskin

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Naked goyim

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Dashing Olive Boltzmann Pervert

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Naked goyim

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Light Swashbuckling Codepig Turdskin

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Naked goyim

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: galvanic crotch native

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Lascivious gay pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: startling impressive parlour affirmative action

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Light Swashbuckling Codepig Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Lilac Coffee Pot

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: startling impressive parlour affirmative action

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: painfully honest cumskin field

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: startling impressive parlour affirmative action

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Milky Narrow-minded Dingle Berry Really Tough Guy

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: startling impressive parlour affirmative action

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: stimulating site

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz splenetic stage gaping

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: startling impressive parlour affirmative action

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz splenetic stage gaping

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: startling impressive parlour affirmative action

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: painfully honest cumskin field

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Federal Underhanded Nursing Home Nowag

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: mildly autistic well-lubricated hall mood

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: carnelian hateful incel stage

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: pea-brained metal address boiling water

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: mildly autistic well-lubricated hall mood

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Federal Underhanded Nursing Home Nowag

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: pea-brained metal address boiling water

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Federal Underhanded Nursing Home Nowag

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Lilac Coffee Pot

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: lavender spectacular national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: crimson aggressive pozpig

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: lavender spectacular national

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Dashing Olive Boltzmann Pervert

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Lilac Coffee Pot

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: at-the-ready prole filthpig

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: at-the-ready prole filthpig

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: know-it-all wagecucks jew

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: at-the-ready prole filthpig

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Violet sweet tailpipe organic girlfriend

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz splenetic stage gaping

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Spruce place of business

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: infuriating national security agency

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Federal Underhanded Nursing Home Nowag

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz splenetic stage gaping

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: know-it-all wagecucks jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Federal Underhanded Nursing Home Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Milky Narrow-minded Dingle Berry Really Tough Guy

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Walnut double fault

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: doobsian boistinker

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: smoky indian lodge

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Exciting church building death wish

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Exciting church building death wish

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Exciting church building death wish

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: hyperactive comical private investor

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Awkward gaming laptop lettuce

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Exciting church building death wish

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: hyperactive comical private investor

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Exciting church building death wish

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Exciting church building death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: mustard potus

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: hyperactive comical private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: painfully honest cumskin field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: at-the-ready prole filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Amethyst cruise ship

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: boyish parlor

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: useless misunderstood stag film

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: lavender spectacular national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: useless misunderstood stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: lavender spectacular national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: charismatic striped hyena rigpig

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: useless misunderstood stag film

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: lavender spectacular national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Insanely creepy senate

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: shivering idiotic antidepressant drug reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Fragrant foreskin

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: slippery charcoal ratface heaven

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Bearded Obsidian Box Office

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: hyperactive comical private investor

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Lilac Coffee Pot

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: hyperactive comical private investor

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: mustard potus

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: hyperactive comical private investor

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: mustard potus

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: hyperactive comical private investor

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: mustard potus

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: hyperactive comical private investor

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Violet sweet tailpipe organic girlfriend

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: razzmatazz splenetic stage gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Odious university

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Rose Apoplectic Associate

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Odious university

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Odious university

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: navy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Lilac Coffee Pot

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Odious university

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Lilac Coffee Pot

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: navy goal in life

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Odious university

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: navy goal in life

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Lilac Coffee Pot

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Rose Apoplectic Associate

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: lavender spectacular national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Milky Narrow-minded Dingle Berry Really Tough Guy

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: trip sepia faggot firefighter electric furnace

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: appetizing giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Tripping sound barrier

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Contagious Nudist Forum

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: motley masturbator plaza

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Marvelous principal's office

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: lavender spectacular national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: diverse hissy fit

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Geriatric shaky point hunting ground

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: dark corner

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: dark corner

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Nighttime yarmulke

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: carnelian hateful incel stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: lavender spectacular national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: angry fiercely-loyal bawdyhouse factory reset button

been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly lay

done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dead school cafeteria partner

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Violet sweet tailpipe organic girlfriend

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49849598)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: henna theater stage

Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtstream that are now broadly discussed today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49858354)