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Solitary confinement for up to 4 years with these conditions.

After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a p...
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
no I think im too much of a pussy to actually complete it
rose misanthropic telephone
  07/31/13
You can serve a partial sentence (e.g., cop dat one-month pe...
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
so id have to go over two years to make it even remotely wor...
rose misanthropic telephone
  07/31/13
Name a job where you are guaranteed to be a billionaire afte...
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
This isn't any job. This is a job that will literally fuck y...
tripping ungodly business firm roast beef
  07/31/13
People accept less money for ARE military.
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
lol at you just utterly refusing to comprehend how fucking a...
tripping ungodly business firm roast beef
  07/31/13
I'm willing to comprehend it, bro. Explain it to me.
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
Consider this: a week in solitary causes hallucinations. Wha...
tripping ungodly business firm roast beef
  07/31/13
LJL, it does that to criminals who A. already have mental pr...
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
Hermits can do anything they want to occupy their time and s...
Comical sweet tailpipe
  07/31/13
LJL, no. Hermits have lived in confined cells, taken vows o...
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
do you allow for the possibility that knowing you're potenti...
Glassy space fanboi
  07/31/13
cr
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
I'd do the four years
appetizing giraffe meetinghouse
  07/31/13
lol, you can't even ignore this site for one day.
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
1) I assume there is a toilet in the room? 2) The family/...
Cyan spectacular roommate
  07/31/13
1) Toilet is in the room. 2) Yeah, bro. Non-negotiable.
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
So they won't know your whereabouts and the contract terms, ...
lilac adulterous hall toilet seat
  07/31/13
no can do.
yellow harsh tattoo bawdyhouse
  07/31/13
how exactly does one cheat in this scenario?
Glassy space fanboi
  07/31/13
The 3 years would be worth it 4 is greedy
appetizing giraffe meetinghouse
  07/31/13
...
Demanding lake nowag
  07/31/13
Sneaking pencils and paper up your ass.
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
can i paint murals on the walls in shit?
Glassy space fanboi
  07/31/13
They'll be cleaned off once a week. No painting supplies gi...
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
(wave-particle denier)
Glassy space fanboi
  07/31/13
tyft
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
...
Glassy space fanboi
  07/31/13
Liberal arts retard here. Please explain this.
seedy pearly background story
  07/31/13
no. fuck you man.
ruby filthy church building international law enforcement agency
  07/31/13
i can't imagine lasting more than a week without enough desp...
tantric elastic band school cafeteria
  07/31/13
*serves 4 years sentence nude* *works out obsessively* ...
Crystalline High-end Set Goyim
  07/31/13
*screams at random strangers* *hates animals* *has viv...
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
That's considerably worse than most POW conditions. Not sure...
nubile crusty location
  07/31/13
Twist: the 1 square foot of light emanates from a laptop scr...
Orange bull headed kitchen weed whacker
  07/31/13
lol...but to clarify, no. It's a plain old square foot of l...
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
Additional twist: twist
Brilliant narrow-minded public bath place of business
  07/31/13
need more food than the minimum caloric intake to stay alive...
Chocolate azn
  07/31/13
(fat retard)
Orange bull headed kitchen weed whacker
  07/31/13
No. The terms of this solitary would break literally anyone ...
tripping ungodly business firm roast beef
  07/31/13
Explain. What condition makes it impossible?
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
The isolation for three years (shorter than that it pretty o...
tripping ungodly business firm roast beef
  07/31/13
Just do meditation and prayer, bro. Solitary is bad when it...
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
if i didn't make $235k a year pre-bonus, yeah maybe.
bearded ticket booth therapy
  07/31/13
Obama's new minimum wage is pretty good it seems
Brilliant narrow-minded public bath place of business
  07/31/13
Wait, what. You manage a grocery store.
Contagious Dead Affirmative Action School
  07/31/13
there is no way anyone survives this with their sanity intac...
Laughsome blood rage twinkling uncleanness
  07/31/13
It's not worse than Auschwitz, and people survived that, bro...
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
there were diversions at that camp. this scenario you're bui...
Spruce party of the first part
  07/31/13
It's Auschwitz with no survivor guilt, forced labor, starvat...
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
it's also Auschwitz with no social support system. That's ho...
tripping ungodly business firm roast beef
  07/31/13
JFC, have you ever read anything about Auschwitz? The "...
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
it's a lot worse than auschwitz as it actually existed, thou...
racy bat shit crazy principal's office laser beams
  07/31/13
flame
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
lack of human contact is completely different. You can surv...
Laughsome blood rage twinkling uncleanness
  07/31/13
Astronauts and hermits, bro.
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
yeah bro hermits lived in dark 10' x 10' cells all the time ...
Laughsome blood rage twinkling uncleanness
  07/31/13
There are ways to stimulate your brain without access to oth...
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
yeah like books, or pets, or working with your hands, or fi...
Laughsome blood rage twinkling uncleanness
  07/31/13
Do pushups, recite poems, cop dat mental math, meditate...
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
Like 1 in 1000 people would survive this with their sanity i...
Big Heaven
  07/31/13
Pretty sure this douche would do it... http://www.youtube...
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
I can't believe that tattoed douchebag got to fuck Katy Perr...
Comical sweet tailpipe
  07/31/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCGYZDIN-k&t=7m0s
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough fo...
Alcoholic Primrose Gaping Factory Reset Button
  07/31/13
would this make it better or worse: Imagine Dragons - Rad...
olive piazza
  07/31/13
waaaaaay worse
Alcoholic Primrose Gaping Factory Reset Button
  07/31/13
Being naked and having no blankets the whole time is actuall...
Rambunctious library halford
  07/31/13
yep that was my first thought. if you didn't get out and ou...
blathering useless jap locale
  07/31/13
it would be a breeze if you could pipe chillwave into the ce...
wild resort
  07/31/13
Anyone who thinks they could do this for long enough to earn...
Comical sweet tailpipe
  07/31/13
the voluntary nature of this exercise and the ability to end...
Sickened bisexual dog poop
  07/31/13
For sure. If the question was would you do it for a fixed ti...
Comical sweet tailpipe
  07/31/13
(atheist)
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
lolno.
dashing mental disorder kitty cat
  07/31/13
what a dumb hypo, I question anyone's intelligence who came ...
Mind-boggling Puppy
  07/31/13
Oh my God, someone on the Internet questioned my intelligenc...
aromatic dull shrine pistol
  07/31/13
It's a good hypo being promulgated by a anti-solitary activi...
Contagious Dead Affirmative Action School
  07/31/13
You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years d...
Nudist Angry Home
  07/31/13
i don't think i could do that for 3 years. i am not sure tha...
racy bat shit crazy principal's office laser beams
  07/31/13
frankly I'm pretty much ideally suited to this sort of thing...
diverse brunch
  07/31/13
do you think man can force himself into hibernation? like...
Concupiscible University
  07/31/13
I am completely fine with social isolation, but the lack of ...
bossy electric sandwich chad
  07/31/13
John Mason did it, why can't I
Offensive Point Codepig
  07/31/13
No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids m...
lilac adulterous hall toilet seat
  07/31/13
i would do four months.
sienna voyeur trailer park
  07/31/13
i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear ...
sinister violet hissy fit theatre
  07/31/13
No. The research is pretty clear that you go crazy in a few...
Contagious Dead Affirmative Action School
  07/31/13
only people who are so weak that they need social interactio...
sinister violet hissy fit theatre
  07/31/13
(normal person)
racy bat shit crazy principal's office laser beams
  07/31/13
the OP wasn't asking whether a normal person could do it. b...
sinister violet hissy fit theatre
  07/31/13
Aren't there stories about rape dens like this where kids ar...
Thriller sadistic hairy legs chapel
  07/31/13
Add books, blankets, and assure that the food will be reason...
Rambunctious library halford
  07/31/13
right, it's interesting how studies show that having books i...
sinister violet hissy fit theatre
  07/31/13
The isolation would still be hard, but I think it might be o...
Rambunctious library halford
  07/31/13
pretend you're a cat, pretend you're a dog, pretend you're a...
sinister violet hissy fit theatre
  07/31/13
Took this hypo and am retiring a trillionaire. LJL @ u.
emerald heady institution
  05/04/19
Lmfao I do this for free every weekend
arousing temple juggernaut
  05/04/19
Jew hypos ljl
claret judgmental toaster cuckold
  05/04/19
can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years. The onl...
elite ebony pisswyrm
  05/04/19
...
emerald heady institution
  01/09/26
Where will I get $5.63 trillion though?
Soul-stirring nursing home
  01/09/26


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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a penny. It will double your second month, to two pennies, which will be doubled the third month (to four pennies), and so on for a maximum of four years (N=48). Serving the full sentence will yield 2^49-1 pennies = $5.63 trillion. Your payout will be made in gold, and the final amount will be adjusted for inflation (i.e., paid in 2012 dollars). For ease of reference:

1 year = $81.91

2 years = $335, 544.31

3 years = $1.37 billion

4 years = $5.63 trillion

Here are the rules while in solitary:

1. You will be locked in an underground 10' x 10' x 10' chamber illuminated by exactly one foot square of light. No communication with anyone will be allowed. No writing implements or any other communication device permitted. No games, books, music, or any other entertainment provided.

2. Your family and friends will not be informed of your whereabouts, nor will they have any knowledge of the contract until you've completed your term.

3. Once a month, the cell door will open. You will be given an hour to step outside if you choose. Your term ends as soon as you exercise this option.

4. Food and water will be deposited in a panel twice a day. Your meals will contain the minimum caloric requirements to keep you alive, as determined by a panel of doctors. Unless you specify any dietary conditions (e.g., allergies, religious requirements, etc.) in advance, you will not have any further control over the menu.

5. Once a week, a holding chamber at the back of the room will open. After you step inside, its door will close, sealing the room from your cell. You will shower in this room during routine cleanings and inspections. Refusal to step into the holding chamber before the cleaning crew arrives will end the game.

6. Your furniture will consist of one hardboard bed (no blankets), a washstand, and a flushable toilet with a bidet.

7. You will be filmed at all times by hidden cameras. Any cheating will result in forfeiture of your prize money and payment of damages to the prison company, as determined by an internal review panel. You will serve your sentence nude.

Clarifications available on request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753801)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: rose misanthropic telephone

no I think im too much of a pussy to actually complete it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753815)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

You can serve a partial sentence (e.g., cop dat one-month penny).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753819)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: rose misanthropic telephone

so id have to go over two years to make it even remotely worth it? still thnk im too much of a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753829)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

Name a job where you are guaranteed to be a billionaire after three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753859)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: tripping ungodly business firm roast beef

This isn't any job. This is a job that will literally fuck your brain for life after like one year. Irredeemably insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754024)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

People accept less money for ARE military.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754057)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: tripping ungodly business firm roast beef

lol at you just utterly refusing to comprehend how fucking awful long-term solitary is



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754075)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

I'm willing to comprehend it, bro. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754084)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: tripping ungodly business firm roast beef

Consider this: a week in solitary causes hallucinations. What the fuck you think three years in solitary would do?

Obviously we don't have long-term studies on the effects of this level of solitary you propose because it's uniformly considered torture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754104)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

LJL, it does that to criminals who A. already have mental problems and B. satisfy their ego function entirely through domination/exploitation of social groups.

Hermits have been around for thousands of years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754113)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:55 AM
Author: Comical sweet tailpipe

Hermits can do anything they want to occupy their time and stimulate themselves. Being locked in a room with not so much as a pad of paper =/= becoming a hermit.

Are you dumb or troll?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754477)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

LJL, no. Hermits have lived in confined cells, taken vows of silence, regulated themselves on strict regimens of ceaseless prayer and occasional eating, etc. Sorry your university never taught you religious history.

New hypo: Someone does the full four year term. Write some fiction about what you imagine their life is like. I want to see how hysterical you are about solitary confinement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754522)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: Glassy space fanboi

do you allow for the possibility that knowing you're potentially making tons of money by doing it and that you can stop whenever you want would change things?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754114)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754523)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: appetizing giraffe meetinghouse

I'd do the four years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753846)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:29 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

lol, you can't even ignore this site for one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753867)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:25 AM
Author: Cyan spectacular roommate

1) I assume there is a toilet in the room?

2) The family/friends condition is brutal. Would be way too painful for them. I'd have to decline because of that. Is that condition non-negotiable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753837)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

1) Toilet is in the room.

2) Yeah, bro. Non-negotiable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753856)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: lilac adulterous hall toilet seat

So they won't know your whereabouts and the contract terms, but could you say "I have to go away for a long time, I can't tell you where it's a secret, but I will be back and I'm doing it for money."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23755336)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: yellow harsh tattoo bawdyhouse

no can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753839)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: Glassy space fanboi

how exactly does one cheat in this scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753843)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: appetizing giraffe meetinghouse

The 3 years would be worth it 4 is greedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753862)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: Demanding lake nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23755017)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:30 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

Sneaking pencils and paper up your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753875)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:35 AM
Author: Glassy space fanboi

can i paint murals on the walls in shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753908)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:41 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

They'll be cleaned off once a week. No painting supplies given, and good luck doing that in the dark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753926)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: Glassy space fanboi

(wave-particle denier)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754007)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754017)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Glassy space fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754028)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:43 AM
Author: seedy pearly background story

Liberal arts retard here. Please explain this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754492)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: ruby filthy church building international law enforcement agency

no. fuck you man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753850)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: tantric elastic band school cafeteria

i can't imagine lasting more than a week without enough desperate anxiety/maddness to run out the door the first chance you get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753853)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:32 AM
Author: Crystalline High-end Set Goyim

*serves 4 years sentence nude*

*works out obsessively*

*emerges 4 years later as billionaire who dominates IFNB*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753894)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

*screams at random strangers*

*hates animals*

*has vivid nightmares*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753907)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:36 AM
Author: nubile crusty location

That's considerably worse than most POW conditions. Not sure anyone could make three months under those conditions without serious mental issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753913)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:47 AM
Author: Orange bull headed kitchen weed whacker

Twist: the 1 square foot of light emanates from a laptop screen that displays the latest poasts on AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753944)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:48 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

lol...but to clarify, no. It's a plain old square foot of light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753949)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:58 AM
Author: Brilliant narrow-minded public bath place of business

Additional twist: twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754992)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Chocolate azn

need more food than the minimum caloric intake to stay alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23753998)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: Orange bull headed kitchen weed whacker

(fat retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754000)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: tripping ungodly business firm roast beef

No. The terms of this solitary would break literally anyone within a year. And I mean BREAK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754022)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:23 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

Explain. What condition makes it impossible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754059)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: tripping ungodly business firm roast beef

The isolation for three years (shorter than that it pretty obviously cannot financially be worth it) would give you PTSD, you'd be permanently scarred, unable to form any social attachments, experience frequent hallucinations, be 50% more likely to commit a felony, be much more suicidal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754100)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

Just do meditation and prayer, bro. Solitary is bad when it's forced on you and there's no big payout at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754108)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: bearded ticket booth therapy

if i didn't make $235k a year pre-bonus, yeah maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754072)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: Brilliant narrow-minded public bath place of business

Obama's new minimum wage is pretty good it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754996)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:40 PM
Author: Contagious Dead Affirmative Action School

Wait, what. You manage a grocery store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23756420)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Laughsome blood rage twinkling uncleanness

there is no way anyone survives this with their sanity intact for more than a few months. conditions are way too harsh bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754078)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

It's not worse than Auschwitz, and people survived that, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754082)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:30 AM
Author: Spruce party of the first part

there were diversions at that camp. this scenario you're building in your basement literally makes auschqitz look like a spa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754091)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

It's Auschwitz with no survivor guilt, forced labor, starvation, disease, gas chambers, etc. Which is to say, not nearly as bad as Auschwitz at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754099)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: tripping ungodly business firm roast beef

it's also Auschwitz with no social support system. That's honestly the legit biggest part of OP's torture chamber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754107)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:37 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

JFC, have you ever read anything about Auschwitz? The "social support system" was part of the torture.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapo_%28Arbeitslager%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754119)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:36 AM
Author: racy bat shit crazy principal's office laser beams

it's a lot worse than auschwitz as it actually existed, though probably not as bad as auschwitz as you believe it existed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754516)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:39 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754520)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: Laughsome blood rage twinkling uncleanness

lack of human contact is completely different. You can survive physical torture as long as you have people around. you can't survive the mental torture of being completely and totally alone for years on end. no way anyone makes it to year two, much less year three, without serious fucking problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754117)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:39 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

Astronauts and hermits, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754124)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: Laughsome blood rage twinkling uncleanness

yeah bro hermits lived in dark 10' x 10' cells all the time with no human contact and no way to stimulate their brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754129)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

There are ways to stimulate your brain without access to other humans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754170)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Laughsome blood rage twinkling uncleanness

yeah like books, or pets, or working with your hands, or finding your own food, or... oh wait, your just flaming now, got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754175)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

Do pushups, recite poems, cop dat mental math, meditate...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754187)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Big Heaven

Like 1 in 1000 people would survive this with their sanity intact. 99% chance that even if you made it three years, you would not be able to enjoy your life afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754127)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

Pretty sure this douche would do it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754178)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:59 AM
Author: Comical sweet tailpipe

I can't believe that tattoed douchebag got to fuck Katy Perry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754479)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:42 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCGYZDIN-k&t=7m0s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754134)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:45 AM
Author: Alcoholic Primrose Gaping Factory Reset Button

I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough for a worthwhile payout.

Maybe my man Mr. Spock could just meditate the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754142)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:48 AM
Author: olive piazza

would this make it better or worse:

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive plays repeatedly and very loudly throughout your stay in solitary, once a month you will get Offspring - Pretty Fly For a White Guy to change things up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754160)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:52 AM
Author: Alcoholic Primrose Gaping Factory Reset Button

waaaaaay worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754181)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Rambunctious library halford

Being naked and having no blankets the whole time is actually one of the hardest parts of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754278)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: blathering useless jap locale

yep that was my first thought. if you didn't get out and out hypothermia you'd come pretty close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23755384)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:01 AM
Author: wild resort

it would be a breeze if you could pipe chillwave into the cell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754480)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:04 AM
Author: Comical sweet tailpipe

Anyone who thinks they could do this for long enough to earn a significant amount of money is either dumb or troll. Talk to anyone that has done solitary confinement. It's torture. A week would feel like years. Once the door opened after the first month you would already be irreparably mentally damaged and no person would be able to resist leaving the room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754481)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:15 AM
Author: Sickened bisexual dog poop

the voluntary nature of this exercise and the ability to end it on your own terms makes a big difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754506)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:28 AM
Author: Comical sweet tailpipe

For sure. If the question was would you do it for a fixed time for a substantial amount of money I'm sure a lot of people would. Just like how some people said they would go into this planning to stay for years.

But I doubt that anyone would be able to resist the urge to leave after a month. Certainly not for a year, unless they had already gone batshit crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754513)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:39 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

(atheist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754519)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 7:00 AM
Author: dashing mental disorder kitty cat

lolno.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754534)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Puppy

what a dumb hypo, I question anyone's intelligence who came up with this and thought it was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754644)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 8:57 AM
Author: aromatic dull shrine pistol

Oh my God, someone on the Internet questioned my intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754671)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Contagious Dead Affirmative Action School

It's a good hypo being promulgated by a anti-solitary activist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23756423)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 9:41 AM
Author: Nudist Angry Home

You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years doing nothing all day every day?

no thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754756)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: racy bat shit crazy principal's office laser beams

i don't think i could do that for 3 years. i am not sure that i could do it for a week without really being hard pressed. pretty sure i would bail the first time the door opened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754760)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: diverse brunch

frankly I'm pretty much ideally suited to this sort of thing and I don't think there's anyway I'd make it beyond a month or two, even when you don't like human contact very much its complete absence becomes incredibly draining after a while, you'd be talking to yourself within two weeks and just babbling incoherently shortly after that, the only way you make two months if with a brief one hour burst of willpower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23754826)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: Concupiscible University

do you think man can force himself into hibernation?

like, could you sleep away half the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23755024)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:15 AM
Author: bossy electric sandwich chad

I am completely fine with social isolation, but the lack of things to do would make this unbearable for any period lasting more than a few days. Give me a computer to play video games on and I'll go four years, no problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23755030)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Offensive Point Codepig

John Mason did it, why can't I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23755088)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: lilac adulterous hall toilet seat

No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids maybe. I'd have to do research on the mental damage and whether it could definitely repaired and how.

You should allow like the Bible and the Quran and a few things like that.

Also can you have like a clock/calendar or way to keep track of time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23755317)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: sienna voyeur trailer park

i would do four months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23755375)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:36 PM
Author: sinister violet hissy fit theatre

i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear my head and not have obligations for four years. i routinely stare at an airplane's seatback for five hours without finding it boring or disengaged.

the mental trick is to pretend that each day is your first. "oh, i just got here".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23756395)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: Contagious Dead Affirmative Action School

No. The research is pretty clear that you go crazy in a few weeks. This is a good hypo though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23756406)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: sinister violet hissy fit theatre

only people who are so weak that they need social interaction. in elementary school i'd sit on a bench during recess and stare into space until it was over because that was more fulfilling than playing with others. i've learned to value the positives in interpersonal relations but could take it or leave it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23756442)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: racy bat shit crazy principal's office laser beams

(normal person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23756458)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: sinister violet hissy fit theatre

the OP wasn't asking whether a normal person could do it. but given i'm a maladjusted, aspie (officially diagnosed) xo poaster, i might be specially situated to pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23756490)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Thriller sadistic hairy legs chapel

Aren't there stories about rape dens like this where kids are kept for 3+ years? Does the rape actually keep them alive because it's some form of social contact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23756483)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Rambunctious library halford

Add books, blankets, and assure that the food will be reasonably healthy, tasty, and in sufficient quantity, and this might be ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23756485)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: sinister violet hissy fit theatre

right, it's interesting how studies show that having books isn't enough. give me 500 books and i got this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23756502)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:02 PM
Author: Rambunctious library halford

The isolation would still be hard, but I think it might be ok as long as you have enough mental stimulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23756535)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:08 PM
Author: sinister violet hissy fit theatre

pretend you're a cat, pretend you're a dog, pretend you're a bear, pretend you're an ibis, choose a different animal every day and repeat if necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#23756581)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: emerald heady institution

Took this hypo and am retiring a trillionaire. LJL @ u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#38187539)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: arousing temple juggernaut

Lmfao I do this for free every weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#38187560)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: claret judgmental toaster cuckold

Jew hypos ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#38187602)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 8:13 PM
Author: elite ebony pisswyrm

can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years.

The only reason I would never do this is because I don't trust that I will get the payout. But in a theoretical world where this works I am 1000% in. This would be awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#38187671)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: emerald heady institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#49577129)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home

Where will I get $5.63 trillion though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#49577157)