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I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really d...
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Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious ...
House-broken Talking State
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In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lig...
bistre territorial rigpig boistinker
  08/12/23
It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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shocker!
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>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and...
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fear-inspiring principal's office faggot firefighter
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That's the difference.
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Wow, he actually did it
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burn baby burn
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Talented Den Toilet Seat

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Amethyst business firm



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: cowardly ratface



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: French mewling nowag



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: dashing lemon mother



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Maize hunting ground



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: wild goal in life



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Talented Den Toilet Seat



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Fragrant nubile library faggotry

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: House-broken Talking State

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: bistre territorial rigpig boistinker

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: arrogant becky address

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Very tactful persian



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Grizzly greedy community account alpha

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Drab Razzle School Cafeteria

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: fear-inspiring principal's office faggot firefighter



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Abode Organic Girlfriend

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Talented Den Toilet Seat

👀

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: glittery red orchestra pit



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: ocher legal warrant



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Talented Den Toilet Seat



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Talented Den Toilet Seat



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Talented Den Toilet Seat



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Talented Den Toilet Seat



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Talented Den Toilet Seat



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Talented Den Toilet Seat



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Talented Den Toilet Seat



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Talented Den Toilet Seat

Wow, he actually did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752",#48533086)



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Self-centered Boyish Juggernaut

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school codepig



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