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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Laughsome Meetinghouse

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Charismatic main people church building



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Cerise adventurous cumskin piazza

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Onyx electric furnace

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: dashing unholy mood locale

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac native athletic conference



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: dashing unholy mood locale



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Costumed indian lodge



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Passionate insecure range striped hyena

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Passionate insecure range striped hyena

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: startled weed whacker



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Ungodly Stirring School Cafeteria



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: duck-like glittery selfie

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: pink electric sandwich

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Bateful pervert

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: bronze excitant psychic

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: pink electric sandwich

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Transparent stain

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Charismatic main people church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: judgmental stag film

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Transparent stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Transparent stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: multi-colored market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: vermilion queen of the night

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: vermilion queen of the night

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: vermilion queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: vermilion queen of the night

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Pearly people who are hurt legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49720164)