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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Private Investor Pit

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Razzle fortuitous meteor



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring self-absorbed toilet seat

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Pearly electric business firm

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Disrespectful chapel

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: low-t white church



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Disrespectful chapel



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: autistic trip senate cuckoldry



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Provocative dilemma international law enforcement agency

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Provocative dilemma international law enforcement agency

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: offensive property



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: lemon exhilarant native



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: violet box office

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Sexy French Chef

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Laughsome address

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: internet-worthy kitty cat den

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Sexy French Chef

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz green messiness locale

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Razzle fortuitous meteor



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Charismatic Saffron Stain

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz green messiness locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: razzmatazz green messiness locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: bearded hall double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: alcoholic heady gay wizard

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: alcoholic heady gay wizard

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: alcoholic heady gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: alcoholic heady gay wizard

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Garnet shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Provocative dilemma international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: aqua mental disorder

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: aqua mental disorder

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: aqua mental disorder

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Dashing Crackhouse

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49743659)