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Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Deranged indecent sweet tailpipe ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Deep base travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Dark parlor useless brakes Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: wine personal credit line My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: pearl rehab "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: tantric fortuitous meteor library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: pearl rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Zippy big-titted space therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: nofapping box office selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Navy stirring whorehouse I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Navy stirring whorehouse our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: obsidian spectacular kitchen macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Haunting brethren place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: French fanboi theatre aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Citrine locale gaming laptop Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: misunderstood new version public bath Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Violet brunch sandwich Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Citrine locale gaming laptop Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: jade fragrant voyeur It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Deep base travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Soggy Factory Reset Button Faggot Firefighter [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: jade fragrant voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: jade fragrant voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: light rambunctious philosopher-king stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: turquoise yarmulke *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: turquoise yarmulke *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: turquoise yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: turquoise yarmulke o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Contagious canary wagecucks quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49653001) |
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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49657164) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49664938) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49666650) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694871) |
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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49702519) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706781) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM Author: Navy stirring whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706795) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706796) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM Author: Chestnut Digit Ratio Haunted Graveyard a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706824) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706828) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM Author: Chestnut Digit Ratio Haunted Graveyard i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706889) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706974) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: Chestnut Digit Ratio Haunted Graveyard 🌌📚⏳️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49720536) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus 🤔🧐😋 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49720611) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM Author: Razzle Rebellious Regret How do you say I miss you to an answering machine? How do you say good night to an answering machine? How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine? |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49706886) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49718753) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49720164) |
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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49733811) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Dashing aquamarine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49743659) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49763415) |