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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Federal persian
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Effete Autistic Brethren Ceo
  11/17/13
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Yellow Kink-friendly Field
  02/09/14
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Federal persian
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
Drunken Hell
  03/24/26
like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu
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  03/24/26
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concupiscible hunting ground sanctuary
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Opaque Sickened Base Jewess
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
domesticated sienna trailer park
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Magical native hominid
  11/18/13
tp
magenta house
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Massive chocolate theatre boltzmann
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
concupiscible hunting ground sanctuary
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Federal persian
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
violent fragrant cruise ship pocket flask
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Disgusting resort
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Misunderstood shimmering dragon
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
learning disabled vermilion heaven pervert
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Federal persian
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Garnet Flickering Skinny Woman
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Federal persian
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Red Library
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Stimulating spruce headpube fanboi
  04/07/16
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Emerald impressive shrine
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
crystalline self-absorbed bawdyhouse internal respiration
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Hyperactive Cuckold
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
laughsome black woman step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
aphrodisiac newt point
  11/17/13
?
Irradiated sable set affirmative action
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Blathering mildly autistic foreskin
  11/18/13
Well?
Insecure disturbing pozpig
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
arrogant dark stead roast beef
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
mentally impaired jet weed whacker jap
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
concupiscible hunting ground sanctuary
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
metal sound barrier
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Spectacular chest-beating market
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
mentally impaired jet weed whacker jap
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Federal persian
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
mentally impaired jet weed whacker jap
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Spectacular chest-beating market
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Federal persian
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
mentally impaired jet weed whacker jap
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Federal persian
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
You're done here
Sepia floppy theater stage deer antler
  11/19/13
(idiot)
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
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salmon trip friendly grandma abode
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
contagious karate french chef
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Federal persian
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
salmon trip friendly grandma abode
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
learning disabled vermilion heaven pervert
  11/17/13
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Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
salmon trip friendly grandma abode
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Awkward aggressive toaster sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
only?
contagious karate french chef
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Federal persian
  11/17/13
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Disgusting resort
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Light galvanic people who are hurt
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
razzle-dazzle hilarious new version love of her life
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Federal persian
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Spectacular chest-beating market
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
cerise toilet seat
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
salmon trip friendly grandma abode
  11/17/13
lol
cerise toilet seat
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
razzle-dazzle hilarious new version love of her life
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
contagious karate french chef
  11/17/13
lmao.
Magical native hominid
  11/18/13
cq
crimson curious goyim den
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magenta house
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
Misanthropic harsh goal in life site
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
Magical native hominid
  11/18/13
Underrated
unhinged adventurous wrinkle son of senegal
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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  12/22/14
tyft mental image
vibrant old irish cottage
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
mahogany home
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
milky parlour
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
milky parlour
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
razzle-dazzle hilarious new version love of her life
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
motley gas station
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
Misanthropic harsh goal in life site
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
milky parlour
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Misanthropic harsh goal in life site
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
salmon trip friendly grandma abode
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
milky parlour
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
marvelous crawly filthpig
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
milky parlour
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
milky parlour
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
marvelous crawly filthpig
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
marvelous crawly filthpig
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
marvelous crawly filthpig
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Misanthropic harsh goal in life site
  11/17/13
LOL
Disgusting resort
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
milky parlour
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Misanthropic harsh goal in life site
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
milky parlour
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Misanthropic harsh goal in life site
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
bull headed dilemma milk
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
metal sound barrier
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
racy maniacal twinkling uncleanness church building
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Transparent know-it-all property giraffe
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Federal persian
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
milky parlour
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Misanthropic harsh goal in life site
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
unhinged adventurous wrinkle son of senegal
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
contagious karate french chef
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Federal persian
  11/17/13
well executed flame
mauve police squad
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Wonderful indirect expression
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
lake razzle potus hissy fit
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
appetizing white shitlib plaza
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
Misanthropic harsh goal in life site
  11/17/13
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beta water buffalo
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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narrow-minded partner regret
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beta water buffalo
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Maroon kitty cat temple
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
bat-shit-crazy frozen telephone garrison
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Federal persian
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
bat-shit-crazy frozen telephone garrison
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Federal persian
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Multi-colored hall
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
Idiotic station antidepressant drug
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Multi-colored hall
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Mind-boggling silver school
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Federal persian
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Mind-boggling silver school
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
Multi-colored hall
  11/18/13
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naked sneaky criminal
  11/18/13
If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
Iridescent sandwich
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Federal persian
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Multi-colored hall
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
erotic electric macaca
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Blathering mildly autistic foreskin
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
copper ungodly indian lodge
  11/18/13
ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
Tripping Address
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(Jeff Bridges)
histrionic nursing home
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Light galvanic people who are hurt
  11/19/13
best thread i've read on XO in over a year
High-end arousing stage
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
beady-eyed lemon hairy legs associate
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Federal persian
  11/19/13
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Federal persian
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
Wonderful indirect expression
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Hot depressive
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Deranged State
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
Frum splenetic immigrant institution
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Wonderful indirect expression
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
tantric lodge
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talking area
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Federal persian
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
heady aqua roommate
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Federal persian
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
vibrant old irish cottage
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woah, it's you
zippy poppy selfie idea he suggested
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and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
Swashbuckling coral locale ladyboy
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Uh they do
Avocado Azn Parlor
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Federal persian
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
vibrant old irish cottage
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Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in t...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Federal persian

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Effete Autistic Brethren Ceo

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Federal persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: Drunken Hell

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug

like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49769159)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49771725)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: concupiscible hunting ground sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Opaque Sickened Base Jewess

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: domesticated sienna trailer park

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Magical native hominid

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: magenta house

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Massive chocolate theatre boltzmann

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: concupiscible hunting ground sanctuary

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Federal persian

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: violent fragrant cruise ship pocket flask

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Disgusting resort

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Misunderstood shimmering dragon

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: learning disabled vermilion heaven pervert

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Federal persian

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Garnet Flickering Skinny Woman

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Federal persian

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Red Library

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Stimulating spruce headpube fanboi

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Emerald impressive shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: crystalline self-absorbed bawdyhouse internal respiration

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Hyperactive Cuckold

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: laughsome black woman step-uncle's house

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac newt point

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Irradiated sable set affirmative action

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Blathering mildly autistic foreskin

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Insecure disturbing pozpig

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: arrogant dark stead roast beef

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: mentally impaired jet weed whacker jap

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: concupiscible hunting ground sanctuary

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: metal sound barrier

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Spectacular chest-beating market

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: mentally impaired jet weed whacker jap

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Federal persian

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: mentally impaired jet weed whacker jap

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Spectacular chest-beating market

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Federal persian

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: mentally impaired jet weed whacker jap

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Federal persian

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Sepia floppy theater stage deer antler

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: salmon trip friendly grandma abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: contagious karate french chef

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Federal persian

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: salmon trip friendly grandma abode

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: learning disabled vermilion heaven pervert

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Disgusting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: salmon trip friendly grandma abode

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Awkward aggressive toaster sweet tailpipe

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: contagious karate french chef

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Federal persian

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Disgusting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Light galvanic people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious new version love of her life

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Federal persian

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Spectacular chest-beating market

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: cerise toilet seat

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: salmon trip friendly grandma abode

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: cerise toilet seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious new version love of her life

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: contagious karate french chef

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Magical native hominid

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: crimson curious goyim den

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: magenta house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Misanthropic harsh goal in life site

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Magical native hominid

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: unhinged adventurous wrinkle son of senegal

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: provocative casino

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: mahogany home

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: milky parlour

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: milky parlour

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious new version love of her life

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: motley gas station

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Misanthropic harsh goal in life site

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: milky parlour

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Misanthropic harsh goal in life site

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: salmon trip friendly grandma abode

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: milky parlour

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: marvelous crawly filthpig

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: milky parlour

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: milky parlour

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: marvelous crawly filthpig

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: marvelous crawly filthpig

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: marvelous crawly filthpig

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Misanthropic harsh goal in life site

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Disgusting resort

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: milky parlour

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Misanthropic harsh goal in life site

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: milky parlour

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Misanthropic harsh goal in life site

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: bull headed dilemma milk

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: metal sound barrier

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: racy maniacal twinkling uncleanness church building

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Transparent know-it-all property giraffe

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Federal persian

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: milky parlour

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Misanthropic harsh goal in life site

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: unhinged adventurous wrinkle son of senegal

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: contagious karate french chef

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Federal persian

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: mauve police squad

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Wonderful indirect expression

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: lake razzle potus hissy fit

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: appetizing white shitlib plaza

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Misanthropic harsh goal in life site

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: beta water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: erotic electric macaca

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: narrow-minded partner regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: beta water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Maroon kitty cat temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy frozen telephone garrison

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Federal persian

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy frozen telephone garrison

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Federal persian

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored hall

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Idiotic station antidepressant drug

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored hall

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling silver school

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Federal persian

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling silver school

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored hall

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: naked sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Iridescent sandwich

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Federal persian

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored hall

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: erotic electric macaca

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Blathering mildly autistic foreskin

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: copper ungodly indian lodge

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Tripping Address

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: histrionic nursing home

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Light galvanic people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: High-end arousing stage

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed lemon hairy legs associate

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Federal persian

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Federal persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Wonderful indirect expression

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Hot depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Deranged State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Frum splenetic immigrant institution

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Wonderful indirect expression

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: tantric lodge

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: talking area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Federal persian

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: heady aqua roommate

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Federal persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: zippy poppy selfie idea he suggested

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling coral locale ladyboy

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Avocado Azn Parlor

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Federal persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Comical aquamarine kitchen

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Demanding yapping whorehouse faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Federal persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Federal persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Stimulating spruce headpube fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Submissive trump supporter faggotry

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: razzmatazz sex offender

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Odious sooty range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Stimulating spruce headpube fanboi

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: impertinent rough-skinned center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Federal persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: talented pit trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Federal persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: diverse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: honey-headed hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: crystalline self-absorbed bawdyhouse internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: magenta house

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: titillating painfully honest boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: black stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Federal persian



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
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