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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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special sauce on the sandwich
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: cerebral hilarious party of the first part

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser cuck office

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac library

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: curious turquoise den background story



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Coiffed Base French Chef



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: magical yellow area wrinkle

damn daddy

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: magical yellow area wrinkle

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bistre bbw



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Azure startled dopamine address

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: cerebral hilarious party of the first part

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Azure startled dopamine address

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: cerebral hilarious party of the first part

i considered that but i dont think so.

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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: big-titted puce volcanic crater new version



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: alcoholic vivacious friendly grandma

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: overrated lascivious selfie

That poztartar

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: cerebral hilarious party of the first part

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: alcoholic vivacious friendly grandma

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: cerebral hilarious party of the first part

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: alcoholic vivacious friendly grandma

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac library

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bistre bbw



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Judgmental carnelian theater stage black woman

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: fishy location

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Heady Slap-happy Station

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser cuck office

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: fishy location



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Cocky blood rage

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser cuck office

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: cerebral hilarious party of the first part

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: dashing state laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed university half-breed

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Laughsome rehab

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: White hideous pistol scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Drab shivering hospital

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: alcoholic vivacious friendly grandma

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac library

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Violent property

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: cerebral hilarious party of the first part

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac library

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Drab shivering hospital

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: cerebral hilarious party of the first part

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Drab shivering hospital

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Laughsome rehab

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac library

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Drab shivering hospital

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac library

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Violent property

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac library

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: tantric idea he suggested dysfunction

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Drab shivering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac library

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Provocative nubile chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Provocative nubile chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: At-the-ready Plaza Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Hateful Heaven Feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Azure startled dopamine address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Arousing splenetic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: topaz thriller parlor famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: dun vigorous corn cake

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: fishy location

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Drab shivering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: stirring copper azn antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Aggressive really tough guy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: citrine quadroon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: wonderful bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: bull headed brilliant wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Medicated alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: filthy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: wonderful bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: galvanic unholy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: galvanic unholy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Green sickened keepsake machete

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: White hideous pistol scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: tantric idea he suggested dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Out-of-control appetizing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: dun vigorous corn cake

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Effete hell juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: galvanic unholy trust fund

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: scarlet piazza candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac library

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: territorial grizzly goyim gaming laptop

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac library

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Violent property

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac library

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Glassy ape trailer park

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Drab shivering hospital

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: tantric idea he suggested dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: dun vigorous corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: sable lodge boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Big space

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Fragrant jet-lagged hairy legs

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: sienna range roommate

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: alcoholic vivacious friendly grandma

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Primrose insanely creepy resort international law enforcement agency

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Odious Emerald Orchestra Pit

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Drab shivering hospital

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Violent property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: curious turquoise den background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Violent property

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Exciting Spruce Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Yapping multi-colored parlour

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Black fluffy nursing home

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: beta orchid immigrant

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: alcoholic vivacious friendly grandma

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: beta orchid immigrant

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Violent property

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Yapping multi-colored parlour

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: confused shaky lay

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Razzmatazz bistre bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: arrogant razzle meetinghouse

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: dun vigorous corn cake

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: bat shit crazy spot

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Flushed Gaped Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Violent property

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Flesh Spectacular Useless Brakes

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: vibrant olive chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Violent property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Impressive underhanded temple private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: magical yellow area wrinkle

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: lavender stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Hateful Heaven Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: passionate stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Violent property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: lavender stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Violent property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Hateful Heaven Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Violent property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: lake haunted graveyard stead

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Hateful Heaven Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Odious Emerald Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Chest-beating Principal's Office

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Provocative nubile chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: gay church jap

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: gay church jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Talking filthpig round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: curious turquoise den background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Hateful Heaven Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling rough-skinned stage becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: At-the-ready Plaza Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: light adulterous personal credit line

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: supple bipolar theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: sepia contagious business firm windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: light adulterous personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: light adulterous personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: diverse multi-billionaire sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: supple bipolar theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: charismatic step-uncle's house newt

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: cerebral hilarious party of the first part

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: abnormal macaca yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Floppy messiness

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: plum corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Provocative nubile chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Provocative nubile chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: At-the-ready Plaza Police Squad

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Odious Emerald Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: avocado learning disabled national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Silver internal respiration field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Coral excitant striped hyena

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Provocative nubile chapel

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Twinkling boyish box office

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: blue balding love of her life menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Hateful Heaven Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Hateful Heaven Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: blue balding love of her life menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: trip maize elastic band

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: electric cordovan point gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Know-it-all pale market giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: motley navy hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: passionate stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling rough-skinned stage becky

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: ruddy flickering home jewess

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: blue balding love of her life menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Histrionic walnut depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Hateful Heaven Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Histrionic walnut depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Flesh Spectacular Useless Brakes

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Exhilarant Pocket Flask

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: buff concupiscible psychic pit

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: wonderful bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring poppy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: buff concupiscible psychic pit

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring poppy twinkling uncleanness

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: buff concupiscible psychic pit

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: buff concupiscible psychic pit

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: plum corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Ivory Razzle-dazzle Degenerate Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Hateful Heaven Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: adventurous cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: stimulating disturbing travel guidebook associate

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: bull headed brilliant wagecucks

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Chrome bisexual coldplay fan senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Silver internal respiration field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: slate racy faggotry

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Wine tanning salon idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Amethyst doctorate partner

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: supple bipolar theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Cream Athletic Conference

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: transparent 180 native

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Coiffed Base French Chef

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Silver internal respiration field

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Swollen karate lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49735840)