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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Stimulating olive elastic band

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Adventurous Geriatric Space Party Of The First Part

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: flickering trailer park

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Erotic federal area



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Coral Galvanic Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Odious Transparent Spot Pisswyrm

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Odious Transparent Spot Pisswyrm

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: pungent fat ankles



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Metal honey-headed karate corner

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Stimulating olive elastic band

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Metal honey-headed karate corner

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Stimulating olive elastic band

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: motley dopamine field



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Sepia Associate

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Cordovan effete station

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Stimulating olive elastic band

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Sepia Associate

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Stimulating olive elastic band

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Sepia Associate

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: flickering trailer park

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: pungent fat ankles



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Awkward territorial toilet seat piazza

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: razzle garrison

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: haunting vermilion wagecucks

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Adventurous Geriatric Space Party Of The First Part

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: razzle garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: medicated multi-colored lay tank

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Adventurous Geriatric Space Party Of The First Part

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Stimulating olive elastic band

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: mewling community account potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: translucent swollen psychic

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Saffron bonkers church building

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Underhanded Comical Dilemma Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Poppy diverse resort cuckold

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Sepia Associate

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: flickering trailer park

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: hateful principal's office faggot firefighter

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Stimulating olive elastic band

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: flickering trailer park

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Poppy diverse resort cuckold

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Stimulating olive elastic band

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Poppy diverse resort cuckold

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Saffron bonkers church building

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: flickering trailer park

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Poppy diverse resort cuckold

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: flickering trailer park

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: hateful principal's office faggot firefighter

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: flickering trailer park

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Poppy diverse resort cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: flickering trailer park

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Cracking brilliant locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Cracking brilliant locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Charismatic emerald brethren location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: primrose well-lubricated church double fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Metal honey-headed karate corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: drunken theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: obsidian bull headed stage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: mind-boggling headpube theatre

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: razzle garrison

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Poppy diverse resort cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: aromatic box office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: amber brunch death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Zombie-like Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Contagious generalized bond sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: shimmering outnumbered rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: yellow persian indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: boyish genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Contagious generalized bond sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Fragrant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Fragrant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Frozen kitty

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Underhanded Comical Dilemma Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: cream low-t striped hyena knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: wonderful public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: frisky ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling headpube theatre

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Know-it-all rusted locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Fragrant patrolman

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: exhilarant wine nursing home candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: flickering trailer park

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: yapping mildly autistic institution

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: flickering trailer park

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: hateful principal's office faggot firefighter

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: flickering trailer park

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: ruddy chapel

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Poppy diverse resort cuckold

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: wonderful public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: mind-boggling headpube theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: glassy wild center keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Orchid Place Of Business

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: aggressive curious newt

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser fear-inspiring property nibblets

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Sepia Associate

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: gold marvelous address messiness

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: carnelian pontificating filthpig coldplay fan

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Poppy diverse resort cuckold

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: hateful principal's office faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Erotic federal area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: hateful principal's office faggot firefighter

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Drab doctorate internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: 180 Sapphire Temple Therapy

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: azure point volcanic crater

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: passionate orchestra pit

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Sepia Associate

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: passionate orchestra pit

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: hateful principal's office faggot firefighter

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: 180 Sapphire Temple Therapy

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: brass rehab depressive

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: pungent fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Bespoke Swashbuckling Native National Security Agency

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling headpube theatre

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Anal kink-friendly ape business firm

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: orange high-end philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: hateful principal's office faggot firefighter

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: learning disabled gaping abode

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Startling Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: hateful principal's office faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Excitant theater electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Odious Transparent Spot Pisswyrm

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Provocative crystalline stain pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: primrose well-lubricated church double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: lavender azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: hateful principal's office faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Provocative crystalline stain pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: hateful principal's office faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: primrose well-lubricated church double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: hateful principal's office faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: doobsian casino wrinkle

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: primrose well-lubricated church double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: carnelian pontificating filthpig coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Concupiscible parlor mother

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Cracking brilliant locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Purple trip parlour

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Purple trip parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: chartreuse painfully honest market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Erotic federal area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: primrose well-lubricated church double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Flushed international law enforcement agency kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Charismatic emerald brethren location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: amethyst irradiated range

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: infuriating hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: khaki aphrodisiac hairy legs site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: amethyst irradiated range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: amethyst irradiated range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Cowardly heady set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: infuriating hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Hilarious big ceo base

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Stimulating olive elastic band

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: bronze windowlicker gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Charcoal office

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: big-titted racy sanctuary jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Cracking brilliant locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Cracking brilliant locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Charismatic emerald brethren location

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: carnelian pontificating filthpig coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: zippy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: tantric arousing love of her life police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle state circlehead

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Cracking brilliant locale boltzmann

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Mint lodge

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: slate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: primrose well-lubricated church double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: primrose well-lubricated church double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: slate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Self-absorbed school cafeteria nowag

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: supple antidepressant drug weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: pearly fiercely-loyal coffee pot whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Puce very tactful step-uncle's house private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: lavender azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Flushed international law enforcement agency kitchen

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Fishy Plaza Crotch

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: slate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Slippery stirring den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: primrose well-lubricated church double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Slippery stirring den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: learning disabled gaping abode

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: jet electric mental disorder

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: opaque fortuitous meteor

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Contagious generalized bond sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: aqua slap-happy university famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: opaque fortuitous meteor

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: aqua slap-happy university famous landscape painting

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: opaque fortuitous meteor

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: opaque fortuitous meteor

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: big-titted racy sanctuary jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Gay razzmatazz mood shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: primrose well-lubricated church double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Domesticated maize stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Laughsome Library Puppy

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: shimmering outnumbered rigpig

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: flirting flesh gas station voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: tantric arousing love of her life police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Chestnut skinny woman mediation

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Red mad cow disease jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Mauve toaster

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: infuriating hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: talented overrated cruise ship mexican

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: dark titillating house kitty cat

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Coral Galvanic Hall

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: tantric arousing love of her life police squad

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: copper cuck degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Coral Galvanic Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49777531)