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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Ruddy public bath | 10/09/12 |
| Ruddy public bath | 10/09/12 |
| Ruddy public bath | 10/10/12 |
| Heady cowardly corn cake | 10/10/12 |
| Stirring sooty university personal credit line | 10/10/12 |
| Swashbuckling Bbw | 10/10/12 |
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| startling vengeful cuckoldry hospital | 10/10/12 |
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| Supple immigrant | 10/10/12 |
| thirsty crackhouse gaping | 05/15/23 |
| Ruddy public bath | 10/10/12 |
| cerise rough-skinned stead round eye | 10/10/12 |
| pink new version | 10/10/12 |
| Very tactful fortuitous meteor associate | 10/29/12 |
| red fluffy marketing idea | 05/14/23 |
| coral stimulating cuck abode | 10/29/12 |
| Dashing Potus Electric Furnace | 10/29/12 |
| olive locus goyim | 05/15/23 |
| judgmental cruise ship affirmative action | 05/15/23 |
| Cracking point | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Ruddy public bath http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Ruddy public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Ruddy public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Heady cowardly corn cake lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Stirring sooty university personal credit line What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Swashbuckling Bbw http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Magenta electric toaster church dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: startling vengeful cuckoldry hospital Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Magenta electric toaster church cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Supple immigrant "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: thirsty crackhouse gaping It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Ruddy public bath Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: cerise rough-skinned stead round eye tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: pink new version 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Very tactful fortuitous meteor associate awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: red fluffy marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: coral stimulating cuck abode these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Dashing Potus Electric Furnace Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: olive locus goyim 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: judgmental cruise ship affirmative action You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Cracking point lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: soul-stirring dingle berry kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Conrad Cumdumpster ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49639607) |