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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Mustard house marketing idea
  08/14/13
tell me
Honey-headed shitlib
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Mustard house marketing idea
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lol tyft
Curious Rose Field
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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  08/14/13
lmao
Honey-headed shitlib
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Stubborn bronze mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Scarlet heady faggotry
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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Curious Rose Field
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When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Mustard house marketing idea
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Rough-skinned Pit
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Mustard house marketing idea
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When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Mustard house marketing idea
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Mustard house marketing idea
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weird blob of shit from another dimension
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
rofl
Honey-headed shitlib
  08/14/13
180
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took a few attempts but 180
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Frum Amber Nowag
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Mustard house marketing idea
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Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Smoky stag film wagecucks
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Frum Amber Nowag
  08/14/13
best of thread
infuriating telephone
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Stubborn bronze mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Stubborn bronze mad-dog skullcap
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Mustard house marketing idea
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Curious Rose Field
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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Curious Rose Field
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Mustard house marketing idea
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(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Curious Rose Field
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Maroon stage
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Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Honey-headed shitlib
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180
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  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
brass razzle incel
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef
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lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Mustard house marketing idea
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Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Frum Amber Nowag
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef
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(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Mustard house marketing idea
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
infuriating telephone
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Mustard house marketing idea
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i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Topaz tattoo
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Pink nubile kitty cat
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Rough-skinned Pit
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Rough-skinned Pit
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
infuriating telephone
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Onyx market
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Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Pink nubile kitty cat
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Topaz tattoo
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Pink nubile kitty cat
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
infuriating telephone
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Pink nubile kitty cat
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Curious Rose Field
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Curious Rose Field
  08/14/13
whatever
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Frum Amber Nowag
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Mustard house marketing idea
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Mustard house marketing idea
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lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Mustard house marketing idea
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180
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Frum Amber Nowag
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Mustard house marketing idea
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If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Mustard house marketing idea
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Mustard house marketing idea
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When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Mustard house marketing idea
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this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Excitant Brilliant School Cafeteria Background Story
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Excitant Brilliant School Cafeteria Background Story
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Curious Rose Field
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Curious Rose Field
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
infuriating telephone
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Salmon Boistinker Headpube
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Ruddy locale
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Sable forum
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Excitant Brilliant School Cafeteria Background Story
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Excitant Brilliant School Cafeteria Background Story
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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  08/14/13
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  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Mustard house marketing idea
  08/14/13
lmao
Curious Rose Field
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spruce laughsome queen of the night
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Irate office knife
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Disrespectful electric stead son of senegal
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Mustard house marketing idea
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Mustard house marketing idea
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my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
infuriating telephone
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Pics?
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link?
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Honey-headed shitlib
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Exciting hell old irish cottage
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Jade giraffe
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
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i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Arrogant dark foreskin elastic band
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not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
infuriating telephone
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ps the dad was bloodacre
Arrogant dark foreskin elastic band
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
infuriating telephone
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
unhinged principal's office halford
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Arrogant dark foreskin elastic band
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
Copper cruise ship chad
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
unhinged principal's office halford
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
razzmatazz whorehouse
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LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Insecure lay sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
lol
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Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Insecure lay sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
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~h8-->1luv
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
unhinged principal's office halford
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Topaz tattoo
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when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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180
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lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
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pizza doesn't cut itself
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/thread. instant classic
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180
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razzmatazz whorehouse
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cerebral white kitchen
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Soul-stirring nursing home azn
  09/11/13
Lmao
Galvanic chocolate regret
  06/07/17
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  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Chest-beating Lettuce
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
bright geriatric space death wish
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Shimmering Slimy Rehab French Chef
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
vengeful thriller becky
  08/17/13
poignant
Lilac Federal Corner Corn Cake
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
blathering walnut faggot firefighter
  08/17/13
...
bright geriatric space death wish
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Soul-stirring nursing home azn
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
cheese-eating vivacious business firm boiling water
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
multi-colored mentally impaired lodge weed whacker
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
mildly autistic vibrant indian lodge coldplay fan
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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  12/28/13
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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Aromatic pocket flask
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Angry Site Laser Beams
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Angry Site Laser Beams
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adventurous indecent mexican
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Angry Site Laser Beams
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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Aromatic pocket flask
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Mustard house marketing idea
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What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
wine degenerate
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
silver piazza
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
wine degenerate
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sepia rigor
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Angry Site Laser Beams
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Honey-headed shitlib

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Curious Rose Field

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Green Bateful Point

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: mildly autistic vibrant indian lodge coldplay fan

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: adventurous indecent mexican

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
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so underrated

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: vigorous hilarious therapy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: beta embarrassed to the bone university gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Excitant Brilliant School Cafeteria Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: seedy big-titted dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Stubborn bronze mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: exhilarant maniacal garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: hairraiser underhanded mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: burgundy stage indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: exhilarant maniacal garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Scarlet heady faggotry

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Smoky stag film wagecucks

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Honey-headed shitlib

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Angry Site Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Stubborn bronze mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Scarlet heady faggotry

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Demanding opaque chapel

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Curious Rose Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Pit

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Honey-headed shitlib

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Excitant Brilliant School Cafeteria Background Story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal pale parlour ceo

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: slippery bespoke abode

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: appetizing theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: alcoholic parlor juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Talented shaky location mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: sepia rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: seedy big-titted dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: hairraiser underhanded mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Frum Amber Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Curious Rose Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Frum Amber Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Smoky stag film wagecucks

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Frum Amber Nowag

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Stubborn bronze mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Stubborn bronze mad-dog skullcap

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Curious Rose Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Curious Rose Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Curious Rose Field

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Maroon stage

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Smoky stag film wagecucks

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: brass razzle incel

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Honey-headed shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Salmon Boistinker Headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Sexy translucent cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: alcoholic parlor juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: adventurous indecent mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: snowy round eye half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: brass razzle incel

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Cowardly Bbw Toilet Seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Frum Amber Nowag

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Sick Charismatic Church Internal Respiration

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: zombie-like rambunctious friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Frum Amber Nowag

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Diverse Nofapping Step-uncle's House Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: cheese-eating vivacious business firm boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: cheese-eating vivacious business firm boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: sepia rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Topaz tattoo

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Pink nubile kitty cat

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Pit

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Pit

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Excitant Brilliant School Cafeteria Background Story

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Onyx market

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: grizzly deer antler

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Pink nubile kitty cat

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Topaz tattoo

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: spruce laughsome queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Pink nubile kitty cat

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Pink nubile kitty cat

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Pink nubile kitty cat

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Pink nubile kitty cat

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Pink nubile kitty cat

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Pink nubile kitty cat

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Curious Rose Field

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Curious Rose Field

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: soggy school roommate

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Frum Amber Nowag

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Salmon Boistinker Headpube

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Excitant Brilliant School Cafeteria Background Story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: iridescent cocky national fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Frum Amber Nowag

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Magenta address stain

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Magenta address stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Excitant Brilliant School Cafeteria Background Story

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Excitant Brilliant School Cafeteria Background Story

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Curious Rose Field

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Curious Rose Field

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Provocative filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Salmon Boistinker Headpube

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Ruddy locale

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Sable forum

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Excitant Brilliant School Cafeteria Background Story

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Excitant Brilliant School Cafeteria Background Story

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Excitant Brilliant School Cafeteria Background Story

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Copper cruise ship chad

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Curious Rose Field

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: spruce laughsome queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Irate office knife

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Disrespectful electric stead son of senegal

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Magenta address stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: slate odious codepig

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Angry Site Laser Beams

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Honey-headed shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Exciting hell old irish cottage

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Jade giraffe

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: cerebral white kitchen

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Arrogant dark foreskin elastic band

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Arrogant dark foreskin elastic band

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Arrogant dark foreskin elastic band

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: infuriating telephone

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: unhinged principal's office halford

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Arrogant dark foreskin elastic band

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz whorehouse

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Copper cruise ship chad

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Talented shaky location mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: unhinged principal's office halford

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz whorehouse

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: multi-colored mentally impaired lodge weed whacker

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Cobalt Beady-eyed Roast Beef

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Insecure lay sweet tailpipe

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: appetizing theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Insecure lay sweet tailpipe

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: appetizing theatre

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Insecure lay sweet tailpipe

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: unhinged principal's office halford

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Fragrant violent orchestra pit

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Topaz tattoo

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Unholy church building mental disorder

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Yapping locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: appetizing theatre

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: alcoholic parlor juggernaut

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: appetizing theatre

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: bright geriatric space death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Lime narrow-minded scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Arrogant dark foreskin elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: razzmatazz whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: cerebral white kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Galvanic chocolate regret

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: hairraiser underhanded mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating Lettuce

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: bright geriatric space death wish

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: dashing hunting ground

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Arrogant dark foreskin elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Coiffed floppy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Titillating bipolar toaster jew

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Stirring theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Shimmering Slimy Rehab French Chef

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: vengeful thriller becky

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Lilac Federal Corner Corn Cake

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: blathering walnut faggot firefighter

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: bright geriatric space death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home azn

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: cheese-eating vivacious business firm boiling water

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: multi-colored mentally impaired lodge weed whacker

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic vibrant indian lodge coldplay fan

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: fishy mewling gay wizard dilemma

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Bistre set liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: flesh trailer park

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: lavender lascivious ape genital piercing

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: crimson mood dog poop

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: adventurous indecent mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Sick Charismatic Church Internal Respiration

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Aromatic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: alcoholic parlor juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Angry Site Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Angry Site Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: adventurous indecent mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Angry Site Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Magical pontificating tanning salon

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Aromatic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Mustard house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: wine degenerate

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: silver piazza

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: wine degenerate

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: sepia rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Angry Site Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Angry Site Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: comical overrated sanctuary international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: sepia rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: sepia rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44198924)