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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
tell me
jade offensive skinny woman
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
lol tyft
wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
razzmatazz crusty indirect expression station
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
twinkling brunch pisswyrm
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Painfully Honest Goal In Life Corner
  05/12/15
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lake cracking tanning salon
  05/12/15
so underrated
Vivacious market organic girlfriend
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Emerald marketing idea locale
  06/07/17
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Up-to-no-good faggot firefighter
  03/31/18
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ultramarine laughsome shrine
  07/18/18
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navy aphrodisiac hissy fit
  12/16/21
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Ocher deep pit
  02/16/23
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elite sooty indian lodge codepig
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Bossy heaven electric furnace
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Stubborn mind-boggling state
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clear theater stage immigrant
  08/12/25
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Bossy heaven electric furnace
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Galvanic gas station
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
mewling lavender becky trailer park
  08/14/13
lmao
jade offensive skinny woman
  05/12/15
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transparent parlor
  12/11/24
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elite sooty indian lodge codepig
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Galvanic gas station
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
learning disabled pozpig
  08/14/13
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wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
zombie-like sadistic messiness whorehouse
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
rofl
jade offensive skinny woman
  08/14/13
180
navy aphrodisiac hissy fit
  08/14/13
rofl
Frum menage knife
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Cocky Dragon Telephone
  08/14/13
lol
Marvelous site
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brass base sandwich
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Emerald marketing idea locale
  03/10/14
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orchid foreskin
  03/24/21
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Ocher deep pit
  02/16/23
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Stubborn mind-boggling state
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Avocado orchestra pit
  08/14/13
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wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested
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Avocado orchestra pit
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
mewling lavender becky trailer park
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Avocado orchestra pit
  08/14/13
best of thread
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
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Ruddy Theater Puppy
  08/14/13
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elite sooty indian lodge codepig
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
elite sooty indian lodge codepig
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
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wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
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wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Mentally impaired tank
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
mewling lavender becky trailer park
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Walnut Abusive Regret
  08/14/13
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jade offensive skinny woman
  08/14/13
180
bat-shit-crazy office sex offender
  08/14/13
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concupiscible primrose library
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brass base sandwich
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Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/17/13
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Painfully Honest Goal In Life Corner
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Up-to-no-good faggot firefighter
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Walnut Abusive Regret
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Ruddy Theater Puppy
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Ruddy Theater Puppy
  08/14/13
lol
Beady-eyed chestnut senate generalized bond
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Avocado orchestra pit
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
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Ruddy Theater Puppy
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Cordovan address
  08/14/13
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Insecure liquid oxygen
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Avocado orchestra pit
  08/14/13
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Scarlet swashbuckling ratface
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
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Ruddy Theater Puppy
  08/14/13
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exhilarant blue toilet seat circlehead
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orchid foreskin
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Ruddy Theater Puppy
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Ruddy Theater Puppy
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Disrespectful casino goyim
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
glittery shimmering stead
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
zombie-like sadistic messiness whorehouse
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
zombie-like sadistic messiness whorehouse
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
navy aphrodisiac hissy fit
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Cerise incel
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Excitant rose school cafeteria
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Ruddy Theater Puppy
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
glittery shimmering stead
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Disrespectful casino goyim
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
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Slap-happy Kitchen
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
glittery shimmering stead
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
glittery shimmering stead
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
glittery shimmering stead
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
glittery shimmering stead
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
glittery shimmering stead
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
glittery shimmering stead
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested
  08/14/13
whatever
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Deranged Field
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Ruddy Theater Puppy
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Avocado orchestra pit
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
lol
bat-shit-crazy office sex offender
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
180
navy aphrodisiac hissy fit
  08/14/13
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Flushed genital piercing house
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Avocado orchestra pit
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Hilarious resort
  08/14/13
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Hilarious resort
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
navy aphrodisiac hissy fit
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
navy aphrodisiac hissy fit
  08/14/13
lol tyft
wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
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vengeful snowy spot multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
bat-shit-crazy office sex offender
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
contagious hairy legs
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Lime queen of the night
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
navy aphrodisiac hissy fit
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
navy aphrodisiac hissy fit
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Ruddy Theater Puppy
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
navy aphrodisiac hissy fit
  08/14/13
165
Puce big-titted nibblets rehab
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
lmao
wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested
  08/14/13
...
Slap-happy Kitchen
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
opaque public bath
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Beta Passionate Lettuce
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
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Hilarious resort
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
Pics?
very tactful mustard national athletic conference
  08/14/13
link?
transparent parlor
  08/17/13
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jade offensive skinny woman
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
razzle metal box office
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Vigorous church
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Ruddy Theater Puppy
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
disturbing maniacal partner school
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
duck-like multi-colored ape
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
duck-like multi-colored ape
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
duck-like multi-colored ape
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Disgusting Dog Poop
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
drunken purple university scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
duck-like multi-colored ape
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
aromatic slate ticket booth death wish
  08/14/13
Underrated
Puce big-titted nibblets rehab
  08/15/13
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Emerald marketing idea locale
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
drunken purple university scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
aromatic slate ticket booth death wish
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
alcoholic abode
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Ruddy Theater Puppy
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Vermilion supple lodge
  08/14/13
lol
Marvelous site
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Vermilion supple lodge
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Marvelous site
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Vermilion supple lodge
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
drunken purple university scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Cyan adventurous institution kitty
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Disrespectful casino goyim
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Rusted Piazza Fanboi
  08/14/13
180
Maroon godawful sweet tailpipe dilemma
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Marvelous site
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
brass base sandwich
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Marvelous site
  08/14/13
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Violet racy center old irish cottage
  08/14/13
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Odious den
  08/14/13
180
duck-like multi-colored ape
  08/14/13
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aromatic slate ticket booth death wish
  08/15/13
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disturbing maniacal partner school
  08/17/13
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diverse blathering sanctuary
  09/11/13
Lmao
mildly autistic orange patrolman tattoo
  06/07/17
...
Stubborn mind-boggling state
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
180 nubile stage
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Violet racy center old irish cottage
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
filthy step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
lol
duck-like multi-colored ape
  08/14/13
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Titillating property
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Henna comical pistol
  08/14/13
180
Cobalt motley area
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Chrome location
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Smoky Native Cuckoldry
  08/17/13
poignant
Apoplectic electric mood chapel
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
lemon stag film
  08/17/13
...
Violet racy center old irish cottage
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
diverse blathering sanctuary
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
exhilarant blue toilet seat circlehead
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
alcoholic abode
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
twinkling brunch pisswyrm
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
translucent stirring home
  12/28/13
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Sepia plaza
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
angry chad
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Well-lubricated theatre legal warrant
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
obsidian dingle berry
  03/10/14
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Painfully Honest Goal In Life Corner
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Cordovan address
  05/12/15
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Arousing ceo
  01/19/16
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brass base sandwich
  10/25/17
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transparent parlor
  11/29/15
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transparent parlor
  12/23/15
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Painfully Honest Goal In Life Corner
  01/05/16
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transparent parlor
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Maize Cuckold Affirmative Action
  06/07/17
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Arousing ceo
  09/22/17
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Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
spectacular soggy giraffe psychic
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Massive Carnelian Hominid
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
spectacular soggy giraffe psychic
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orchid foreskin
  04/30/19
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transparent parlor
  06/21/20
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transparent parlor
  06/23/20
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Big Mint Macaca Quadroon
  07/11/20
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orchid foreskin
  12/16/21
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orchid foreskin
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: jade offensive skinny woman

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz crusty indirect expression station

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: twinkling brunch pisswyrm

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Goal In Life Corner

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Vivacious market organic girlfriend

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Emerald marketing idea locale



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: ultramarine laughsome shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Histrionic fishy background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: navy aphrodisiac hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Ocher deep pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: elite sooty indian lodge codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Bossy heaven electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Stubborn mind-boggling state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: clear theater stage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Bossy heaven electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Galvanic gas station

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: mewling lavender becky trailer park

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: jade offensive skinny woman

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: transparent parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: elite sooty indian lodge codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Galvanic gas station

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: learning disabled pozpig

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: zombie-like sadistic messiness whorehouse

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: jade offensive skinny woman

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: navy aphrodisiac hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Frum menage knife

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Cocky Dragon Telephone

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Marvelous site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: brass base sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Emerald marketing idea locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: orchid foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Ocher deep pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Stubborn mind-boggling state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Avocado orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Avocado orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: mewling lavender becky trailer park

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Avocado orchestra pit

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Ruddy Theater Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: elite sooty indian lodge codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: elite sooty indian lodge codepig

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Mentally impaired tank

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: mewling lavender becky trailer park

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Walnut Abusive Regret

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: jade offensive skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy office sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: concupiscible primrose library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: brass base sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Goal In Life Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Walnut Abusive Regret

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Ruddy Theater Puppy

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Ruddy Theater Puppy

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Beady-eyed chestnut senate generalized bond

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Avocado orchestra pit

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Ruddy Theater Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Cordovan address

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Avocado orchestra pit

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Scarlet swashbuckling ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Ruddy Theater Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: exhilarant blue toilet seat circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: exhilarant blue toilet seat circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: orchid foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Ruddy Theater Puppy

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Ruddy Theater Puppy

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Disrespectful casino goyim

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: glittery shimmering stead

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: zombie-like sadistic messiness whorehouse

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: zombie-like sadistic messiness whorehouse

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: navy aphrodisiac hissy fit

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Cerise incel

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Excitant rose school cafeteria

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Ruddy Theater Puppy

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: glittery shimmering stead

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Disrespectful casino goyim

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Slap-happy Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: glittery shimmering stead

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: glittery shimmering stead

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: glittery shimmering stead

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: glittery shimmering stead

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: glittery shimmering stead

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: glittery shimmering stead

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Deranged Field

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Ruddy Theater Puppy

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Avocado orchestra pit

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy office sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: navy aphrodisiac hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Flushed genital piercing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Avocado orchestra pit

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Hilarious resort

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Hilarious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: navy aphrodisiac hissy fit

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: navy aphrodisiac hissy fit

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: vengeful snowy spot multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy office sex offender

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: contagious hairy legs

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Lime queen of the night

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: navy aphrodisiac hissy fit

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: navy aphrodisiac hissy fit

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Ruddy Theater Puppy

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: navy aphrodisiac hissy fit

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Puce big-titted nibblets rehab

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: wonderful misunderstood private investor idea he suggested

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Slap-happy Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: opaque public bath

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Beta Passionate Lettuce

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Hilarious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: very tactful mustard national athletic conference

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: transparent parlor

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: jade offensive skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: razzle metal box office

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Vigorous church

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Ruddy Theater Puppy

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: disturbing maniacal partner school

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: duck-like multi-colored ape

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: duck-like multi-colored ape

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: duck-like multi-colored ape

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Disgusting Dog Poop

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: drunken purple university scourge upon the earth

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: duck-like multi-colored ape

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: aromatic slate ticket booth death wish

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Puce big-titted nibblets rehab

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Emerald marketing idea locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: drunken purple university scourge upon the earth

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: aromatic slate ticket booth death wish

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: alcoholic abode

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Ruddy Theater Puppy

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Vermilion supple lodge

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Marvelous site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Vermilion supple lodge

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Marvelous site

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Vermilion supple lodge

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: drunken purple university scourge upon the earth

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Cyan adventurous institution kitty

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Disrespectful casino goyim

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Rusted Piazza Fanboi

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Maroon godawful sweet tailpipe dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Marvelous site

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: brass base sandwich

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Marvelous site

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Violet racy center old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Odious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: duck-like multi-colored ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: aromatic slate ticket booth death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: disturbing maniacal partner school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: diverse blathering sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: mildly autistic orange patrolman tattoo

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Stubborn mind-boggling state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: 180 nubile stage

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Violet racy center old irish cottage

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: filthy step-uncle's house

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: duck-like multi-colored ape

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Titillating property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Henna comical pistol

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Cobalt motley area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Chrome location

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Smoky Native Cuckoldry

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Apoplectic electric mood chapel

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: lemon stag film

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Violet racy center old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: diverse blathering sanctuary

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: exhilarant blue toilet seat circlehead

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: alcoholic abode

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: twinkling brunch pisswyrm

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: translucent stirring home

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Sepia plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: angry chad

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Well-lubricated theatre legal warrant

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: obsidian dingle berry

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Goal In Life Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Cordovan address

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Arousing ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: brass base sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: transparent parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: transparent parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Goal In Life Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: transparent parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Maize Cuckold Affirmative Action

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Arousing ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: spectacular soggy giraffe psychic

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Massive Carnelian Hominid

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: spectacular soggy giraffe psychic

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: orchid foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: transparent parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: transparent parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Big Mint Macaca Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: orchid foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: orchid foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44198924)