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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Pink Pit
  11/29/25
Women are 180
walnut idiot
  11/29/25
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Irradiated citrine mother corner
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walnut idiot
  11/29/25
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Brindle Fragrant Nursing Home Karate
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walnut idiot
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Canary Round Eye
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Pink Pit
  11/29/25
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Irradiated citrine mother corner
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
buck-toothed judgmental sweet tailpipe library
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Pink Pit
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
buck-toothed judgmental sweet tailpipe library
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Rebellious business firm pervert
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Bateful gay volcanic crater temple
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Cream kink-friendly set sneaky criminal
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Pink Pit
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
elite silver reading party chapel
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Honey-headed Church Building Wrinkle
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
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buck-toothed judgmental sweet tailpipe library
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Canary Round Eye
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Federal Indigo Center
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Canary Round Eye
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appetizing mad cow disease
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Obsidian drunken striped hyena
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
multi-colored stead
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Mauve stage
  12/04/25
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pea-brained wonderful jewess
  12/04/25
Approved
swashbuckling university sex offender
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Irradiated citrine mother corner
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Pink Pit

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: walnut idiot

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Irradiated citrine mother corner



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: walnut idiot



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Brindle Fragrant Nursing Home Karate



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: walnut idiot



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Canary Round Eye

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Pink Pit

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Irradiated citrine mother corner



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: buck-toothed judgmental sweet tailpipe library

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Pink Pit

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: buck-toothed judgmental sweet tailpipe library

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Rebellious business firm pervert

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Bateful gay volcanic crater temple

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Cream kink-friendly set sneaky criminal

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Pink Pit

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: elite silver reading party chapel

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Honey-headed Church Building Wrinkle

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: elite silver reading party chapel

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: buck-toothed judgmental sweet tailpipe library



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: bronze base factory reset button

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Canary Round Eye

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Federal Indigo Center

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Canary Round Eye

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: appetizing mad cow disease



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Obsidian drunken striped hyena

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: multi-colored stead

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Mauve stage

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: pea-brained wonderful jewess



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling university sex offender

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Irradiated citrine mother corner

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Pink Pit

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49490766)