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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Gay Cracking Partner
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Big Senate Cuckoldry
  11/29/25
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Bonkers cheese-eating fanboi institution
  11/29/25
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Big Senate Cuckoldry
  11/29/25
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honey-headed sound barrier brunch
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Big Senate Cuckoldry
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Rebellious Shitlib
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Gay Cracking Partner
  11/29/25
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Bonkers cheese-eating fanboi institution
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
glittery violent shrine
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Gay Cracking Partner
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
glittery violent shrine
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Titillating Orchid Legend Market
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
sapphire impertinent national security agency dysfunction
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
olive set bbw
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Gay Cracking Partner
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
vermilion deranged potus stain
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Tan Office
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
vermilion deranged potus stain
  11/29/25
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glittery violent shrine
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Aphrodisiac yapping menage friendly grandma
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Rebellious Shitlib
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Excitant garrison new version
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Rebellious Shitlib
  11/29/25
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ruddy gay wizard
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Poppy curious rigor business firm
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
razzle-dazzle dun lettuce whorehouse
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Violent maize twinkling uncleanness stock car
  12/04/25
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Pontificating lemon kitty cat resort
  12/04/25
Approved
appetizing genital piercing
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Bonkers cheese-eating fanboi institution
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Gay Cracking Partner
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Gay Cracking Partner

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Big Senate Cuckoldry

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Bonkers cheese-eating fanboi institution



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Big Senate Cuckoldry



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: honey-headed sound barrier brunch



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Big Senate Cuckoldry



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Rebellious Shitlib

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Gay Cracking Partner

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Bonkers cheese-eating fanboi institution



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: glittery violent shrine

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Gay Cracking Partner

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: glittery violent shrine

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Titillating Orchid Legend Market

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: sapphire impertinent national security agency dysfunction

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: olive set bbw

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Gay Cracking Partner

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: vermilion deranged potus stain

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Tan Office

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: vermilion deranged potus stain

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: glittery violent shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac yapping menage friendly grandma

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Rebellious Shitlib

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Excitant garrison new version

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Rebellious Shitlib

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: ruddy gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Poppy curious rigor business firm

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle dun lettuce whorehouse

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Violent maize twinkling uncleanness stock car

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Pontificating lemon kitty cat resort



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: appetizing genital piercing

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Bonkers cheese-eating fanboi institution

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Gay Cracking Partner

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49490766)