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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
flesh fanboi regret
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
offensive messiness
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Histrionic very tactful mad cow disease
  12/12/25
...
sepia voyeur water buffalo
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Fear-inspiring gunner
  12/12/25
easy
flirting pistol
  12/12/25
lol ok man
sepia voyeur water buffalo
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
Vibrant filthy blood rage business firm
  12/12/25
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territorial transparent liquid oxygen
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Diverse macaca chapel
  12/12/25
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Floppy Soggy Abode
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Vivacious Love Of Her Life
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Carmine violent scourge upon the earth
  12/12/25
...
offensive messiness
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
flesh fanboi regret
  12/12/25
...
razzmatazz native
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
cruel-hearted internet-worthy partner
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Glittery federal halford
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Diverse macaca chapel
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
balding menage generalized bond
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Provocative telephone university
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Diverse macaca chapel
  12/12/25
tp.
balding menage generalized bond
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Translucent Well-lubricated Crackhouse
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Provocative telephone university
  12/12/25
who is that
Translucent Well-lubricated Crackhouse
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
Vibrant filthy blood rage business firm
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
Vibrant filthy blood rage business firm
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
emerald stimulating resort
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
impressive know-it-all school
  12/12/25
cr
sepia voyeur water buffalo
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Fear-inspiring gunner
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Soul-stirring Prole Double Fault
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Histrionic very tactful mad cow disease
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Soul-stirring Prole Double Fault
  12/12/25
...
sepia voyeur water buffalo
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
dead poppy striped hyena bawdyhouse
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Lilac candlestick maker stain
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
passionate pea-brained hall windowlicker
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: flesh fanboi regret

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: offensive messiness

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Histrionic very tactful mad cow disease

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: sepia voyeur water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring gunner

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: flirting pistol

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: sepia voyeur water buffalo

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Vibrant filthy blood rage business firm

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: territorial transparent liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Diverse macaca chapel

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Floppy Soggy Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Vivacious Love Of Her Life

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Carmine violent scourge upon the earth

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: offensive messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: flesh fanboi regret

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: cruel-hearted internet-worthy partner

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Glittery federal halford

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Diverse macaca chapel

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: balding menage generalized bond

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Provocative telephone university

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Diverse macaca chapel

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: balding menage generalized bond

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Translucent Well-lubricated Crackhouse

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Provocative telephone university

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Translucent Well-lubricated Crackhouse

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Vibrant filthy blood rage business firm

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Vibrant filthy blood rage business firm

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: emerald stimulating resort

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: impressive know-it-all school

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: sepia voyeur water buffalo

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring gunner

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Prole Double Fault

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Histrionic very tactful mad cow disease

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Prole Double Fault

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: sepia voyeur water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: dead poppy striped hyena bawdyhouse

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Lilac candlestick maker stain

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: passionate pea-brained hall windowlicker

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49506164)