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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
dark bonkers cuck masturbator
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
razzmatazz flesh goal in life
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
razzmatazz flesh goal in life
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
dark bonkers cuck masturbator
  01/05/26
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dark bonkers cuck masturbator
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
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  01/06/26
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Rose Vibrant Faggot Firefighter
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
House-broken razzle hall giraffe
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
orange cruise ship fat ankles
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
cocky azn legend
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
wonderful self-absorbed university
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency
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Erotic Charcoal Stead Hissy Fit
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
cocky azn legend
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
wonderful self-absorbed university
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
wonderful self-absorbed university
  01/06/26
Lmao
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trip orchestra pit love of her life
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: dark bonkers cuck masturbator

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz flesh goal in life

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz flesh goal in life

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: dark bonkers cuck masturbator

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: dark bonkers cuck masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: dark bonkers cuck masturbator

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: House-broken razzle hall giraffe

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: orange cruise ship fat ankles

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: cocky azn legend

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: wonderful self-absorbed university

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Erotic Charcoal Stead Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: cocky azn legend

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: wonderful self-absorbed university

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Transparent bat-shit-crazy point international law enforcement agency

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: wonderful self-absorbed university

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: dark bonkers cuck masturbator

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: trip orchestra pit love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: 180 sadistic antidepressant drug hell

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz flesh goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566761)