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XO told me not to go ALL IN on SPACEX, now I've missed Generational Wealth

This shit is up 10% premarket after 19% up yesterday and the...
buff parlor cuckoldry
  06/16/26
Lmao same. XO doesn’t get it. I was in at 154 and sold...
red karate
  06/16/26
fma on the MU trade. if i'd put my entire 401k balance i...
Sickened angry affirmative action pozpig
  06/16/26
Yeah I think the better motivation and silver lining when so...
red karate
  06/16/26
Just buy dogecoin pussy
azure preventive strike
  06/16/26
Every dollar that you miss out on is far more productive and...
Doobsian exhilarant masturbator
  06/16/26
This. A beautiful 6’4 white man with amazing hair 23 y...
red karate
  06/16/26
...
Gaped excitant toaster
  06/16/26
no such thing as a beautiful white man, AZNgirl
buff parlor cuckoldry
  06/16/26
You made a thread saying you were going all in. Everyone tho...
cracking temple
  06/16/26
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red karate
  06/16/26
i was joking, of course im retardedd. if i went all in it wl...
buff parlor cuckoldry
  06/16/26
Good choices eh
,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,
  07/08/26
lol youre retired. whats the kelly criterion when ur income ...
Deep pink menage
  06/16/26
wtf is kelly criterian nigga, sounds gay
buff parlor cuckoldry
  06/16/26
wow im doin great: The Kelly Criterion isn’t reall...
buff parlor cuckoldry
  06/16/26
* Net worth: **$1.25M** Your net worth is down to 1.25M? ...
Bull headed round eye step-uncle's house
  06/16/26
have u been in coma last two months nigga? i made the wise b...
buff parlor cuckoldry
  06/16/26
So you lost 150K making the "wise" bet? lmao. Odd...
Bull headed round eye step-uncle's house
  06/16/26
nigga u aint living to 86 ljllllll
Deep pink menage
  06/16/26
i pray to allah that i dont, even 76 is too long
buff parlor cuckoldry
  06/16/26
* Your setup is more sensitive to: * sequence risk (first...
Deep pink menage
  06/16/26
inflaton aint a big issue for nomads i can just travel my wa...
buff parlor cuckoldry
  06/16/26
Xo literally told you to put 90 percent on spacex.
Cerebral institution
  06/16/26
No there is still time just put 100% in SpaceGamestop today ...
Overrated lodge potus
  06/16/26
im thinking selling my IRA and putting all 200k+ into it
buff parlor cuckoldry
  06/16/26
options open today. it is going to get squeezed even higher ...
mentally impaired heady persian resort
  06/16/26
Its going to 400.
Overrated lodge potus
  06/16/26
options u say, hmmmmm
buff parlor cuckoldry
  06/16/26
...
Hairless concupiscible reading party
  06/16/26
Just bought 1000 SPCX calls at $380. See you from the moon....
Overrated lodge potus
  06/16/26
lol what date? how much was premium i shld do this, calls ar...
buff parlor cuckoldry
  06/16/26
6/18 duh. $15 per contract. go for it: https://imagur....
Overrated lodge potus
  06/16/26
ljl i wld but its almost like i just lost 150k+ on SOXS and ...
buff parlor cuckoldry
  06/16/26
...
pale azn
  06/16/26
lol
mentally impaired heady persian resort
  06/16/26
cramer just said he bought INTC in his trust so bought 7.5k ...
buff parlor cuckoldry
  06/16/26
Lol retarded goy
,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,
  07/08/26
NO END in sight
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  07/08/26


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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:06 AM
Author: buff parlor cuckoldry

This shit is up 10% premarket after 19% up yesterday and there's NO END in sight. All I have is 4k after buying 2k more yesterday. XO made fun of me so I didnt go all in, or at least 100k but I had a feeling this was gonna moon for no reason. I shld have gone with my intuition. XO owes me $1.2m in damages for this, I demand repayment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941742)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: red karate

Lmao same. XO doesn’t get it. I was in at 154 and sold at 173.

I bought MU at 64 and sold at 72, now it’s at 1134.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941758)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:12 AM
Author: Sickened angry affirmative action pozpig

fma on the MU trade.

if i'd put my entire 401k balance into sandisk last year, i'd have like $59m now. if i did the same with MU, i'd have like $35m. crazy shit man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941762)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: red karate

Yeah I think the better motivation and silver lining when something like that happens is that you/me recognized it but just missed so the eye is there. It’s like a fastball down the middle and you foul it straight back. There will be others. Just gotta tweak it. For me that tweak is make enough money and get into the mindset that $20k is nothing and if it goes to zero I don’t care. Doing that with ANET right now and it seems to be going well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941774)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:27 AM
Author: azure preventive strike

Just buy dogecoin pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941780)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:23 AM
Author: Doobsian exhilarant masturbator

Every dollar that you miss out on is far more productive and better served in someone else’s hands, even if it’s a hedge fund where it ultimately trickles down to landscapers in the hamptons. You are serving America by losing these bets. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941770)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: red karate

This. A beautiful 6’4 white man with amazing hair 23 years old on a boat right now with gorgeous women vs TT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941776)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:30 AM
Author: Gaped excitant toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941786)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: buff parlor cuckoldry

no such thing as a beautiful white man, AZNgirl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941841)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:32 AM
Author: cracking temple

You made a thread saying you were going all in. Everyone thought you were finally making good choices. I even congratulated you on IPO day for a job well done

I made a thread about buying and selling IPO allocations and what everyone was going to do with theirs. You ignored it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941788)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:35 AM
Author: red karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941795)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: buff parlor cuckoldry

i was joking, of course im retardedd. if i went all in it wld have tanked 50% and u wld all just laugh at me (even more)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941842)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 8:07 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,


Good choices eh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49985779)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Deep pink menage

lol youre retired. whats the kelly criterion when ur income is 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941798)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: buff parlor cuckoldry

wtf is kelly criterian nigga, sounds gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941844)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: buff parlor cuckoldry

wow im doin great:

The Kelly Criterion isn’t really designed for “how much of my net worth should I spend per year,” but you *can adapt the logic* in a useful way: it’s about **not betting too much of your capital on survival spending vs portfolio return capacity**.

Let’s translate your situation into something practical.

---

# 🧠 Your inputs

* Net worth: **$1.25M**

* Annual spending: **$35K**

* Withdrawal rate:

[

35,000 / 1,250,000 = 2.8%

]

That’s already **very conservative**.

* No job income

* Living in Asia (lower cost base)

* Age 46 → long horizon (~40+ years)

---

# 📊 Step 1: What Kelly would say in theory

Classic Kelly formula:

[

f^* = \frac{bp - q}{b}

]

But for retirement spending, we translate it into:

> “What fraction of capital can you safely allocate to a ‘bet’ (spending) given expected return vs ruin risk?”

So instead we approximate:

* Expected portfolio return (stocks/bonds mix): ~**5–7% real**

* Safe withdrawal rate (historical): ~**3–4%**

* Your withdrawal: **2.8%**

---

# 🧮 Step 2: “Kelly-style” interpretation

Think of spending as a “negative return position.”

We compare:

| Metric | Value |

| -------------------- | ----- |

| Expected return | ~6% |

| Spending rate | 2.8% |

| Net growth potential | ~3% |

So you are effectively:

> **running a positive expected-value system**

Kelly implication:

* If EV > 0 and variance manageable → **you are under-betting**

---

# 📉 Step 3: Fraction of “optimal risk budget”

A rough financial Kelly adaptation:

* Full Kelly withdrawal rate (aggressive theoretical upper bound): ~5–6%

* Half-Kelly (stable long-term retirees): ~2.5–3%

You are at:

> **~2.8% = basically Half-Kelly zone**

---

# 🧠 What this means in plain English

### You are:

* Spending **well below danger zone**

* Not even close to sequence-of-returns risk territory (if diversified)

* Positioned more like:

> “capital preservation + slow compounding”

### You are NOT:

* Overdrawing

* Running close to ruin risk

* Financially “tight” given your NW

---

# ⚠️ The real risk isn’t math — it’s structure

Kelly doesn’t capture:

* inflation spikes

* bad market decade early in retirement

* portfolio concentration risk

* behavioral drawups (travel, lifestyle creep)

---

# 📊 Quick stress test

Assume:

* 40% market drawdown

* portfolio becomes: **$750K**

* same spending: $35K

New withdrawal rate:

[

35,000 / 750,000 = 4.7%

]

👉 That becomes **borderline but still survivable**

---

# 🧭 Bottom line

From a Kelly-style framework:

* **Optimal “safe” band:** ~2.5–3.5%

* **You:** ~2.8%

👉 You are essentially at **near-optimal long-term spending efficiency**

---

# 💡 Simple conclusion

* You are **not overspending**

* You are actually closer to **capital-preserving equilibrium**

* Your setup is more sensitive to:

* sequence risk (first 5–10 years)

* inflation shocks

* asset allocation than raw spending level

---

If you want, I can:

* run a **Monte Carlo survival probability (30–50 years)**

* or tell you what spending level gives you **“zero fear mode” vs “max lifestyle mode”**

* or optimize your portfolio specifically for that 2.8% withdrawal target



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941846)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Bull headed round eye step-uncle's house

* Net worth: **$1.25M**

Your net worth is down to 1.25M? Even with the amount you drink, you are burning cash way too fast for how long you can expect to live. You're going to be working at somebody else's burger stand when you're 55.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941873)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: buff parlor cuckoldry

have u been in coma last two months nigga? i made the wise bet the market wld tank during iran war and it didnt esp chips so my 100k+ in SOXS went to zero as well a my furking puts

i lost like 150k or some shit i shld be over 1.4 that is what im trying to get back to now inshallah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941907)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Bull headed round eye step-uncle's house

So you lost 150K making the "wise" bet? lmao. Oddly enough one of your best chances is if you do go into a coma, because at least then you couldn't make retarded money decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49942408)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Deep pink menage

nigga u aint living to 86 ljllllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941877)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: buff parlor cuckoldry

i pray to allah that i dont, even 76 is too long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941910)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: Deep pink menage

* Your setup is more sensitive to:

* sequence risk (first 5–10 years)

* inflation shocks

* asset allocation than raw spending level

good thing these arent even real concerns!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941881)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: buff parlor cuckoldry

inflaton aint a big issue for nomads i can just travel my way out of inflation, one weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941911)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:56 AM
Author: Cerebral institution

Xo literally told you to put 90 percent on spacex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941818)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Overrated lodge potus

No there is still time just put 100% in SpaceGamestop today and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941845)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: buff parlor cuckoldry

im thinking selling my IRA and putting all 200k+ into it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941847)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: mentally impaired heady persian resort

options open today. it is going to get squeezed even higher today.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941868)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Overrated lodge potus

Its going to 400.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941883)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: buff parlor cuckoldry

options u say, hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941912)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: Hairless concupiscible reading party



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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Overrated lodge potus

Just bought 1000 SPCX calls at $380. See you from the moon.🚀🚀🚀

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941918)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: buff parlor cuckoldry

lol what date? how much was premium i shld do this, calls are amazing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941929)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Overrated lodge potus

6/18 duh. $15 per contract. go for it:

https://imagur.org/i/G7wa21dT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941936)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: buff parlor cuckoldry

ljl i wld but its almost like i just lost 150k+ on SOXS and SOXL puts and shit

and ljl ur target price is quite high, u may be retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941956)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: pale azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941971)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: mentally impaired heady persian resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941990)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: buff parlor cuckoldry

cramer just said he bought INTC in his trust so bought 7.5k more, lets go niggas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49941961)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,


Lol retarded goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49985777)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,


NO END in sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874652&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49985776)