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"Daddy, what's an 'astronaut'?"

I knelt down beside my son and looked him in the eye. "...
sooty masturbator theater
  02/05/14
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flesh psychic
  02/05/14
I can't disagree with this statement. . .
House-broken Kitty
  02/17/14
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aphrodisiac senate factory reset button
  02/05/14
Son, we used to risk people's lives to go on scientifically ...
Cocky poppy den
  02/05/14
lol no, we used to send warriors and fighter pilots to the l...
sooty masturbator theater
  02/05/14
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Vermilion Digit Ratio Point
  02/05/14
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Buff vibrant meetinghouse
  09/15/21
P.S. The Dad was Albert Einstein
peach parlor
  02/05/14
(newt ginrich supporter jerking off to his moonbase fantasie...
Soul-stirring insane stain nibblets
  02/05/14
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House-broken Kitty
  02/17/14
Obama Administration Extends International Space Station unt...
peach parlor
  02/05/14
What we should really hope for is that the Russians or Chine...
Vermilion Digit Ratio Point
  02/05/14
(guy unaware that there are 2 American astronauts on the ISS...
peach parlor
  02/05/14
(guy unaware they got there from Russia because we can't lau...
sooty masturbator theater
  02/05/14
(guy unaware that we retired the archaic space shuttle and a...
peach parlor
  02/05/14
2015 was supposed to start the manned Constellation missions...
sooty masturbator theater
  02/05/14
why are you so angry? the actual means by which we get to th...
peach parlor
  02/05/14
About Russia....
sooty masturbator theater
  03/02/14
update?
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  06/04/21
(((lisp aficionado)))
Hyperventilating Location Juggernaut
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"Daddy, I told a girl at school I liked zher and now th...
provocative ceo
  02/05/14
(oddly common reptile fantasy)
peach parlor
  02/05/14
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flesh psychic
  02/05/14
oh that's right I forgot libs hate hetero relationships with...
peach parlor
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House-broken Kitty
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flesh psychic
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aphrodisiac senate factory reset button
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Dumbest thread ever.
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Geriatric bronze new version
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On January 14, 2004, U.S. President George W. Bush announced...
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P.S. My son was Elon Musk, he grew up and decided to put men...
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star voyager
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Here is the hidden subtlety of this poast: The Dad was holdi...
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Date: February 5th, 2014 9:31 AM
Author: sooty masturbator theater

I knelt down beside my son and looked him in the eye. "Where did you hear that word?"

"In this old book," he said.

I sighed. "It's a pilot who would fly higher than the sky, who might even go to the moon."

"Wow," he breathed. "Does America have astronauts?"

I felt the hot sting of tears brimming in my eyes, and I blinked repeatedly. "No, not anymore."

He looked confused. "Does Russia?"

I nodded.

"And does China?"

I swallowed hard, feeling the lump in my throat, and nodded again.

"So why don't we?"

"Well, a man named Barack Obama didn't think it was important."

He stared at me for a minute. "It's okay, I'll live here with you forever--who needs to go to space?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960408)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 9:34 AM
Author: flesh psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960422)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 8:33 AM
Author: House-broken Kitty

I can't disagree with this statement. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25033886)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: aphrodisiac senate factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960572)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Cocky poppy den

Son, we used to risk people's lives to go on scientifically dubious vanity space missions as part of a cold war propaganda campaign. Now we land awesome robot explorers on places like Mars and the moons of Jupiter. Oh, and if you want to take a ride to space we have private companies that will take you up for relatively low cost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960612)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:35 AM
Author: sooty masturbator theater

lol no, we used to send warriors and fighter pilots to the last frontier. Then we turned into a politically-correct NSF grant program in low orbit. Then we stopped the pretense, cut it all together, and started putting cameras on wheels around the solar system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960659)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: Vermilion Digit Ratio Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960723)



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Date: September 15th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Buff vibrant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43123133)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: peach parlor

P.S. The Dad was Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960624)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: Soul-stirring insane stain nibblets

(newt ginrich supporter jerking off to his moonbase fantasies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960627)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 8:33 AM
Author: House-broken Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25033887)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: peach parlor

Obama Administration Extends International Space Station until at Least 2024

Posted Wednesday, January 8, 2014

http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewsr.html?pid=45146

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960633)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Vermilion Digit Ratio Point

What we should really hope for is that the Russians or Chinese land on the moon sometime this decade, at the site of the Apollo 11 landing. They walk over to American flag, planted by Armstrong in '69, fold it up, and replace it with their own. All broadcast live for the national audience.

We'd be back on the moon within five years and have a manned mission to mars within the decade.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960645)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: peach parlor

(guy unaware that there are 2 American astronauts on the ISS as I type this)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960648)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:34 AM
Author: sooty masturbator theater

(guy unaware they got there from Russia because we can't launch humans into space)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960658)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: peach parlor

(guy unaware that we retired the archaic space shuttle and are now developing the next generation SLS that 1) is scheduled for its maiden voyage in 2017, 2) will be more advanced than anything the Russians or Chinese will build for 40 years, and 3) will be the vehicle that carries the first humans to Mars)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960668)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: sooty masturbator theater

2015 was supposed to start the manned Constellation missions. 2017 as the projected date for unmanned missions of SLS is garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960687)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:44 AM
Author: peach parlor

why are you so angry? the actual means by which we get to the ISS is irrelevant until the SLS is ready. Are you worried the Russians are going to kick us out of the ISS for a few years and claim it as their own personal clubhouse or something? its redundant to have 2 countries both supporting archaic, expensive launch systems while we're busy developing the next generation system. its cheaper and more sensible for us to lease their launch system from them for a few years while we finalize the SLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960701)



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Date: March 2nd, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: sooty masturbator theater

About Russia....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25116495)



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Date: June 4th, 2021 2:10 PM
Author: Contagious flatulent filthpig marketing idea

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42573831)



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Date: September 15th, 2021 8:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Location Juggernaut

(((lisp aficionado)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43123155)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:32 AM
Author: provocative ceo

"Daddy, I told a girl at school I liked zher and now they're suspending me for a week"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960652)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: peach parlor

(oddly common reptile fantasy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960653)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:45 AM
Author: flesh psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960703)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: peach parlor

oh that's right I forgot libs hate hetero relationships with a passion.

cot damn you guys are dumb. its no wonder you're so easy to beat in national elections. you spend all your time fighting an enemy that isn't even there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960706)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 8:34 AM
Author: House-broken Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25033888)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:36 AM
Author: flesh psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960662)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 8:35 AM
Author: aphrodisiac senate factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25033889)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: mildly autistic electric keepsake machete hell

Dumbest thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960707)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:57 AM
Author: Geriatric bronze new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24960749)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 5:38 AM
Author: peach parlor

On January 14, 2004, U.S. President George W. Bush announced the Orion spacecraft, known then as the Crew Exploration Vehicle (CEV), as part of the Vision for Space Exploration:

“ Our second goal is to develop and test a new spacecraft, the Crew Exploration Vehicle, by 2008, and to conduct the first manned mission no later than 2014. The Crew Exploration Vehicle will be capable of ferrying astronauts and scientists to the Space Station after the shuttle is retired. But the main purpose of this spacecraft will be to carry astronauts beyond our orbit to other worlds. This will be the first spacecraft of its kind since the Apollo Command Module.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion_(spacecraft)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25033747)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 2:02 PM
Author: sooty masturbator theater

P.S. My son was Elon Musk, he grew up and decided to put men back on the moon, forward this to five people and good luck will follow ðŸ€ðŸ€ðŸ€ðŸ€ðŸ€

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40286637)



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Date: May 30th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: sooty masturbator theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40305089)



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Date: September 15th, 2021 8:31 PM
Author: Contagious flatulent filthpig marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43123061)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: Plum sadistic faggotry sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40286648)



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Date: May 30th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Twinkling Becky Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40305108)



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Date: May 30th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: Motley olive deer antler

star voyager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40305122)



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Date: June 4th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Contagious flatulent filthpig marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42573827)



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Date: September 15th, 2021 8:39 PM
Author: ocher office

Here is the hidden subtlety of this poast: The Dad was holding back tears because he grew up loving America. Idolizing the brave men (and few women, lol) that gave their lives for this country. But, as a white man, he is brow beaten by the current country he lives in and doesn't love it as much anymore. The son doesn't love this country because he grew up in a country that hates him.

So when he says that he will just stay with Daddy, the son is showing that he loves his dad more than his country. And the dad realizes, in that moment, that his country doesn't matter anymore and that his son and family are all that are important.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43123107)



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Date: September 15th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Buff vibrant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43123137)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: s.e.g.a.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49785353)