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I'm unemployed as of today. Laid off after less than three months.
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:42 AM Author: Infuriating senate ONE WEEK of severance, health care covered through the end of July.
I saw it coming and expected it to happen earlier. I just updated my resume. If anyone has a $300k WFH sinecure available, I'm listening. |
Date: July 1st, 2026 8:43 AM Author: irradiated idea he suggested elastic band Your work product is really shitty and I'm glad to see the locus of capital move away from your part of the world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973132) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:44 AM Author: Infuriating senate Thanks for the kind words. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973133) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:48 AM Author: irradiated idea he suggested elastic band Mazel tov! Happy to buy you a drink over it. (Luke 6:31) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973143) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:45 AM Author: glittery honey-headed sanctuary What does your Black King think of this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973138) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:47 AM Author: Infuriating senate I'm scared to tell him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973141) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:50 AM Author: glittery honey-headed sanctuary I'm assuming he doesn't have to "work", right since he has a white"boy" slave bitch to provide resources, a King should never have to work. This is always the job of his slaveboy. But I'm guessing he will PUNISH you for this, and your weak white body will have to go completely limp and just accept it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973146) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Infuriating senate I hope he punishes and humiliates me, because that's what I deserve. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973155) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:57 AM Author: glittery honey-headed sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973166) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:04 AM Author: irradiated idea he suggested elastic band Hi cucumbers. No worries breh! I got a job offer lined up under me for your black king once I get established in my new position. Hopefully he'll be able to support you with his new salary and maybe we can go on some fun double dates sometime for company events? I heard from a mutual friend that you love minigolf. Feel free to circle back and as always you know where to find me! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973184) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: Canary knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49974217) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:45 AM Author: Flatulent associate 3 months? how does that happen, and how did you see it coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973139) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:50 AM Author: Infuriating senate Don't want to give too much details, but the client was unhappy with the work product after two years and decided not to extend their contract at the very last moment (last night). Things were already bad when I joined, and several people on my team were trying to make internal moves to other projects in the last month. Also my manager was not optimistic about how things were going. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973147) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:49 AM Author: Beady-eyed Pearl Love Of Her Life fewer than three months
jfc no wonder you got fired |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:51 AM Author: Infuriating senate ~25 people laid off because of this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973152) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM Author: irradiated idea he suggested elastic band Your numbers are a little off I think, could you update your figures and circle back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973154) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:54 AM Author: glittery honey-headed sanctuary The "three months" is one span of time though. I mean at least the way it is being treated in that sentence. Three months could obviously be countable too, but he is treating it as a single timespan. Less than is correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973159) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:19 PM Author: Canary knife cr. less [time] than three months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49974219) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 1:06 AM Author: Big ivory cuckoldry skinny woman cr. the fact that it’s “plural” is completely artificial. we could just as well define a unit of time called a “trimonth” equal to three months. instead of “ten years” being “plural,” it could be “one decade,” singular (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49975164) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM Author: razzle-dazzle duck-like sneaky criminal business firm id sub to ur only fans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973157) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:57 AM Author: Infuriating senate Do you want feet pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973164) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:59 AM Author: razzle-dazzle duck-like sneaky criminal business firm ill jerk off to anything tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973171) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM Author: Infuriating senate This shit company hired me knowing the client was probably going to bail only so that I could milk the client for more money up to the very last moment wtf. Jfc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973173) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM Author: glittery honey-headed sanctuary Can you blame them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973175) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM Author: Infuriating senate I've seen worse (people getting laid off after less than a month). Thought I was going into a very stable job until I saw how bad things actually were. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973180) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:06 AM Author: glittery honey-headed sanctuary Usually how it is now outside of Biggest companies. Makes me wonder how much longer this "country" can possibly continue functioning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973188) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:23 AM Author: vibrant scarlet telephone In my first LEGAL BOSS job, I had to help RIF a bunch of people. One of them had just joined as her second job out of college. She left something stable to "make the world better." Her husband had been laid off the month before, and they had a 2 year old or something at home
No one owes her or her family a living or anything, but it was pretty fucking terrible. She was absolutely distraught. The only bright side was that it helped alienate some other key contributors who left of the own volition shortly afterwards
Shit is just fucking brutal and dehumanizing |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM Author: irradiated idea he suggested elastic band Shame that failed lol but hey those kinds of things don't follow you around professionally for the rest of your life so I'm sure you'll be fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973181) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM Author: Crawly overrated hairy legs Did they find all your "holy fuck I hate coding" threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973176) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM Author: Infuriating senate I doubt it as I do not visit xo on my work computer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973182) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:14 AM Author: Infuriating senate Thread where I predicted this: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875349&mc=3&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973204) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:18 AM Author: irradiated idea he suggested elastic band https://youtu.be/kLbn61Z4LDI?si=dDheAVQY3xy1JceP&t=128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973209) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:20 AM Author: Marvelous bbw lol 180 They know you're shit and fired your retarded ass |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:50 AM Author: Infuriating senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973275) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:54 AM Author: Frisky zombie-like community account sweet tailpipe Don't forget to change your LinkedIn to "Open To Work" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973282) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:55 AM Author: Crawly overrated hairy legs oh he's open to something for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973284) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:20 PM Author: Canary knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49974225) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 6:23 AM Author: Angry Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49975242) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:02 PM Author: Vigorous main people Love this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973791) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:04 PM Author: Swashbuckling office Do they know you're an MPM champ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49973798) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:12 PM Author: Infuriating senate Thank you for your support during this difficult time in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49974207) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:31 PM Author: magical candlestick maker If only you knew how much you suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49974931) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:41 PM Author: Infuriating senate Aren't you bald? Your comments are less than worthless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49974940) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 10:48 PM Author: magical candlestick maker I have Hair and you’re offending like 60% of the board with that comment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49975040) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:16 PM Author: Infuriating senate Should I go solo? I'm not even a lawyer, so this question doesn't even make sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49974215) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: spectacular fantasy-prone meetinghouse why didnt you at least refuse to sign the resignation forms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49974218) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:20 PM Author: Canary knife welcum to the club 👋🏻👋🏻 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49974228) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Drunken rehab you coming to the next film festival with me?
It's time to pursue your dreams bro. |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:12 PM Author: magical candlestick maker Why did you change jobs? People like you who brag about doing nothing all day shouldn’t do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49974889) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 1:10 AM Author: spruce lascivious persian I will be unemployed next month. Cannot wait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49975167) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 8:08 AM Author: magical candlestick maker https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/507478-nintendo-switch-2/81128192 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49975288) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 6:24 AM Author: zippy bespoke garrison lol fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49975245) |