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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

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9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
crusty stead elastic band
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
poppy cerebral laser beams travel guidebook
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
crusty stead elastic band
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
passionate location
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Vengeful frum casino
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
crusty stead elastic band
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Vengeful frum casino
  02/22/12
u jelly
crusty stead elastic band
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
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poppy cerebral laser beams travel guidebook
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Pea-brained heady multi-billionaire
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Thriller Nudist Incel
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
claret impressive indian lodge
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
poppy cerebral laser beams travel guidebook
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Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
crystalline bateful base
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he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
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this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
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galvanic property
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
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Canary laughsome stag film
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
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  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
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poppy cerebral laser beams travel guidebook
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
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great american novelist
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Smoky Dead Stage
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Pea-brained heady multi-billionaire
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
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ruddy alpha police squad
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
ruddy alpha police squad
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
claret impressive indian lodge
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Canary laughsome stag film
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
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poppy cerebral laser beams travel guidebook
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is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
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At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
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BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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lmao, forgot how funny this video is
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lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Pea-brained heady multi-billionaire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: hairraiser citrine faggotry yarmulke



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: crusty stead elastic band

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: poppy cerebral laser beams travel guidebook

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: crusty stead elastic band

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: passionate location

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Vengeful frum casino

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: crusty stead elastic band

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Vengeful frum casino

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: crusty stead elastic band

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: comical pontificating jap piazza

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: poppy cerebral laser beams travel guidebook



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle legend forum

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: poppy cerebral laser beams travel guidebook



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Pea-brained heady multi-billionaire

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Thriller Nudist Incel

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: claret impressive indian lodge

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: poppy cerebral laser beams travel guidebook

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: crystalline bateful base

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: poppy cerebral laser beams travel guidebook

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Pea-brained heady multi-billionaire

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: poppy cerebral laser beams travel guidebook



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: galvanic property



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Elite cream sanctuary gunner

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Canary laughsome stag film

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Pea-brained heady multi-billionaire

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Racy carmine main people roast beef

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: poppy cerebral laser beams travel guidebook



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Frozen crimson sweet tailpipe personal credit line

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: poppy cerebral laser beams travel guidebook

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Smoky Dead Stage



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Pea-brained heady multi-billionaire

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: startled aphrodisiac half-breed famous landscape painting

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: ruddy alpha police squad



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: ruddy alpha police squad

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: claret impressive indian lodge

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Canary laughsome stag film

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: startled aphrodisiac half-breed famous landscape painting

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: poppy cerebral laser beams travel guidebook



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Azure Cruise Ship Reading Party

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: slate naked boiling water institution

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Canary laughsome stag film

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: startled aphrodisiac half-breed famous landscape painting



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: federal parlor friendly grandma



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: ungodly ape menage



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: turquoise concupiscible rigor set



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Racy carmine main people roast beef

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Histrionic aquamarine pistol

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: turquoise concupiscible rigor set



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: White Space Jew



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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