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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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soul-stirring azure station
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Maize swashbuckling dog poop boltzmann
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Big azn
  07/09/12
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Magenta police squad institution
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Pearl Costumed School
  07/09/12
Are you male?
soul-stirring azure station
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Pearl Costumed School
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
soul-stirring azure station
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Pearl Costumed School
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
poppy massive prole
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
soul-stirring azure station
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
poppy massive prole
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
soul-stirring azure station
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Razzle-dazzle Bearded Abode
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
soul-stirring azure station
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Razzle-dazzle Bearded Abode
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
soul-stirring azure station
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Razzle-dazzle Bearded Abode
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Dun striped hyena main people
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
soul-stirring azure station
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
cyan well-lubricated field jewess
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
soul-stirring azure station
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Know-it-all doctorate
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
histrionic insane goyim
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Laughsome purple persian
  07/09/12
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Magenta police squad institution
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Pearl Costumed School
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
soul-stirring azure station
  07/09/12
stfu
Laughsome purple persian
  07/09/12
180
turquoise death wish
  07/09/12
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Multi-colored canary nowag
  07/13/12
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blathering drab lay wrinkle
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Embarrassed to the bone arousing library feces
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
soul-stirring azure station
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Embarrassed to the bone arousing library feces
  07/09/12
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henna people who are hurt clown
  07/04/19
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Magenta police squad institution
  07/13/12
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henna people who are hurt clown
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
abnormal theater scourge upon the earth
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
sable out-of-control messiness
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Lake background story parlour
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
sable out-of-control messiness
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Beady-eyed chrome site
  03/04/25
lol kike
blathering drab lay wrinkle
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
french mediation
  07/04/19
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Erotic ape stain
  08/10/22
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Misanthropic harsh skinny woman
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Big-titted Indecent Hall Filthpig
  07/24/24
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Yellow idiotic space gaping
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
diverse parlor juggernaut
  09/22/24
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Beady-eyed chrome site
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
bipolar rehab
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring azure station



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Maize swashbuckling dog poop boltzmann

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Big azn

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Magenta police squad institution



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Pearl Costumed School

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring azure station

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Pearl Costumed School

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring azure station

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Pearl Costumed School

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: poppy massive prole

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring azure station

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: poppy massive prole

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring azure station

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bearded Abode

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring azure station

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bearded Abode

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring azure station

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bearded Abode

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Dun striped hyena main people

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring azure station

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: cyan well-lubricated field jewess

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring azure station

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Know-it-all doctorate

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: histrionic insane goyim

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Laughsome purple persian

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Magenta police squad institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Pearl Costumed School

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring azure station

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Laughsome purple persian

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: turquoise death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored canary nowag



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: blathering drab lay wrinkle



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone arousing library feces

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring azure station

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone arousing library feces

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: henna people who are hurt clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Magenta police squad institution



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: henna people who are hurt clown



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: abnormal theater scourge upon the earth

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: sable out-of-control messiness

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Lake background story parlour

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: sable out-of-control messiness

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chrome site

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: blathering drab lay wrinkle

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: french mediation

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Erotic ape stain



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Misanthropic harsh skinny woman



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Big-titted Indecent Hall Filthpig

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Yellow idiotic space gaping



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: diverse parlor juggernaut

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chrome site



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: bipolar rehab

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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