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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
territorial tanning salon boistinker
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Plum hideous chad menage
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Provocative scarlet keepsake machete masturbator
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
chest-beating brilliant site filthpig
  08/30/25
...
Titillating Turdskin Hospital
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Mahogany church goal in life
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
flirting hunting ground
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
flirting hunting ground
  08/31/25
...
wine cuck trailer park
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Plum hideous chad menage
  08/31/25
delusional take
wine cuck trailer park
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Plum hideous chad menage
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Startled office
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Plum hideous chad menage
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Cracking effete doctorate athletic conference
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Plum hideous chad menage
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Plum hideous chad menage
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Cracking effete doctorate athletic conference
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Plum hideous chad menage
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Plum hideous chad menage
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Plum hideous chad menage
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Cracking effete doctorate athletic conference
  09/05/25
...
Plum hideous chad menage
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
obsidian field
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Cracking effete doctorate athletic conference
  09/05/25
...
Plum hideous chad menage
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Plum hideous chad menage
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Cracking effete doctorate athletic conference
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Razzle box office
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Plum hideous chad menage
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Razzle box office
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Plum hideous chad menage
  09/05/25
Kenny
Cracking effete doctorate athletic conference
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster
  09/06/25
...
Sadistic curious ladyboy double fault
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Plum hideous chad menage
  09/06/25
...
Sadistic curious ladyboy double fault
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Plum hideous chad menage
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Lemon insane dragon
  09/07/25
Explain
Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Swashbuckling olive lettuce base
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Plum hideous chad menage
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster
  09/07/25
...
Startled office
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Plum hideous chad menage
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Plum hideous chad menage
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Plum hideous chad menage
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Plum hideous chad menage
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Plum hideous chad menage
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Plum hideous chad menage
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
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...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: territorial tanning salon boistinker

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Provocative scarlet keepsake machete masturbator

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: chest-beating brilliant site filthpig

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Titillating Turdskin Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Mahogany church goal in life

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: flirting hunting ground

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: flirting hunting ground

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: wine cuck trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: wine cuck trailer park

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Startled office

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cracking effete doctorate athletic conference

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Cracking effete doctorate athletic conference

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Cracking effete doctorate athletic conference

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: obsidian field

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Cracking effete doctorate athletic conference

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Cracking effete doctorate athletic conference

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Razzle box office

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Razzle box office

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Cracking effete doctorate athletic conference

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Sadistic curious ladyboy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Sadistic curious ladyboy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Lemon insane dragon

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling olive lettuce base

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Bossy Orchid Whorehouse Toaster

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Startled office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Plum hideous chad menage

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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