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Hypo: $750k to eat only pizza for 4 years.

Starting right now, if you eat nothing but pizza for the nex...
racy abode
  02/24/26
Fuck off with the "no salad on top" bullshit. Ton...
Fucking Fuckface
  02/25/26
can i have spinach and bell peppers as a topping?
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  02/25/26
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horse declension
  02/25/26
ive done this in UG can easily do it, not much of a sweet...
aromatic disgusting stage
  02/24/26
Are you in? There's a difference between "eating a lot ...
racy abode
  02/24/26
i worked at a pizza place all in ug and i had no money so st...
aromatic disgusting stage
  02/24/26
ljl What percent of your non-liquid calories those years ...
racy abode
  02/24/26
its literally all i ate, maybe every now and then id steal a...
aromatic disgusting stage
  02/24/26
Do you look back on that fondly?
racy abode
  02/24/26
i mean it was a boutique place so everything was fresh it...
aromatic disgusting stage
  02/24/26
Those were the salad days. Or, the pizza days, depending on ...
racy abode
  02/24/26
>no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatev...
misanthropic shivering prole pistol
  02/24/26
My are country relatives make "veggie pizza" for g...
racy abode
  02/24/26
there are plenty of weirdo pizza places that make vegan and ...
Flickering buff native sex offender
  02/24/26
Standard pizzas only. Otherwise you could find (or make) any...
racy abode
  02/24/26
I bet next you'll tell me I can't throw some eggs on top and...
misanthropic shivering prole pistol
  02/24/26
That's precisely what I'm telling you.
racy abode
  02/24/26
are fiber supplements allowed? what happens if i chicken out...
odious rebellious reading party
  02/24/26
Fiber supplements: No. But, you could have prune juice or ap...
racy abode
  02/24/26
If I can quit anytime I like fuck yeah. Free 750k. Just get ...
odious rebellious reading party
  02/24/26
180. But, what's a check up going to do? Tell you your fraud...
racy abode
  02/24/26
Sure. That or a calcium scan or monitoring for diabeetus or ...
odious rebellious reading party
  02/24/26
I think the real problem is how easy it is to eat excessive ...
racy abode
  02/24/26
if prune juice is allowed, then this is a really easy yes
,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,
  02/25/26
one of the odder posts to come out of xo in recent memory
fulano
  02/25/26
i like pizza but this sounds awful, i'm out.
Startled Talented Kitchen Dysfunction
  02/24/26
$750k is a lot of dough
racy abode
  02/24/26
...
Startled Talented Kitchen Dysfunction
  02/24/26
sign me up
Flickering buff native sex offender
  02/24/26
180 What's your strategy?
racy abode
  02/24/26
eat pizza. get creative with it.
Flickering buff native sex offender
  02/24/26
Put pizza in vagine
odious rebellious reading party
  02/24/26
this hypo is easy as fuck btw. it actually becomes challengi...
jewbag
  02/25/26
Had a roommate in college who did this, he wouldn't even ref...
marvelous dead school cafeteria windowlicker
  02/24/26
Where is he now?
racy abode
  02/24/26
Some corporate gig w/ TaylorMade last I heard
marvelous dead school cafeteria windowlicker
  02/24/26
Sounds like a sweet gig. I had a friend in UG who liked to i...
racy abode
  02/24/26
this is easy: https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-man-ha...
Exhilarant Ungodly Field Mexican
  02/24/26
this guy hates vegetables always this kind of guy that do...
aromatic disgusting stage
  02/24/26
When I first got diabetes tp
odious rebellious reading party
  02/24/26
you seem jewish
Flickering buff native sex offender
  02/24/26
This guy is a hero charting his own course: "Beyond the...
racy abode
  02/24/26
blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with froz...
Exhilarant Ungodly Field Mexican
  02/24/26
irl lol
cock and awe
  02/25/26
...
marvelous dead school cafeteria windowlicker
  02/24/26
Good hypo. Would have been an ecstatic yes 10 years ago. Now...
primrose laughsome candlestick maker
  02/24/26
Why not? Pizza is delicious, there are plenty of toppings an...
racy abode
  02/24/26
I'm only in the mood for salty food part of the time. Some o...
primrose laughsome candlestick maker
  02/24/26
You don't have to eat the pizza. You just can't eat anything...
racy abode
  02/24/26
will you accept a check?
garnet swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap
  02/24/26
LJL. Only local checks.
racy abode
  02/24/26
...
More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)
  02/25/26
No smoothies or protein drinks? I'm out
umber deranged trump supporter bawdyhouse
  02/24/26
Why? You can get vitamins from juice. And you can go way mor...
racy abode
  02/24/26
Can i make my own pizza from scratch?
umber deranged trump supporter bawdyhouse
  02/24/26
Absolutely. Subject, of course, to the requirement that you ...
racy abode
  02/24/26
Ok, im in
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  02/24/26
He's gonna take away your $750k if you use the wrong cheese
bloomington
  02/24/26
I support my xo bros and I want them to succeed and get in e...
Nazca Redlines
  02/24/26
What a fucking retarded question please kill urself
MAHA Movement
  02/24/26
rude
tancredi marchiolo
  02/24/26
No offense intended
MAHA Movement
  02/24/26
How so?
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  02/25/26
No but thanks anyway
MAHA Movement
  02/24/26
Yes. I’d do this. I’d get a pizza once a week an...
black abyss
  02/24/26
You could do that right now
Peter Andreas Thiel
  02/25/26
You can probably avoid the health issues if you just make yo...
basketball american
  02/24/26
CR. And it's likely no more than the average American spends...
Nazca Redlines
  02/25/26
Not hard to make pizza healthy with various meats and vegeta...
Carlos Monza
  02/24/26
Yes. I'd get a really good pizza oven and start cranking out...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  02/24/26
Nigga those arent "pizzas" you can't slap random i...
Peter Andreas Thiel
  02/25/26
cr i eat pizza with tomato and arugula but he seems to expre...
fulano
  02/25/26
People itt are OUTRAGED you can't throw a BLT or scrambled e...
Peter Andreas Thiel
  02/25/26
CR. People go to law school because their aunt told them the...
Nazca Redlines
  02/25/26
lol the hypo was posited by some kid in Jonesboro who dreams...
fulano
  02/25/26
Hello saar how could you reject my chicken vindaloo on naan ...
Peter Andreas Thiel
  02/25/26
A pizza with a couple arugula leaves and a couple slices of ...
Nazca Redlines
  02/25/26
what about a white pizza? what if you want a scrambled egg p...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  02/25/26
Jfc
Peter Andreas Thiel
  02/25/26
White pizza is fine Pizza with egg or a "hot sauce b...
Nazca Redlines
  02/25/26
what about a bbq chicken pizza? by custom, like a white pizz...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  02/25/26
You're banned from this thread. You clearly don't have what ...
Peter Andreas Thiel
  02/25/26
it's not my fault it's a lazy hypo
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  02/25/26
(guy who can't live without faggy "pizza"s losing ...
Peter Andreas Thiel
  02/25/26
...
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  02/25/26
You're an idiot for signing on to the equivalent of an Alaba...
Fucking Fuckface
  02/25/26
"I can't, my faggy pizzas!" Grow some fucking ...
Peter Andreas Thiel
  02/25/26
Or try traveling and see what is considered pizza in places ...
Fucking Fuckface
  02/26/26
This thread is the gold standard for how xo is a huge fuckin...
Peter Andreas Thiel
  02/26/26
Btw last time I ate pizza was like 2 years ago I had spent a...
incel adams
  02/25/26
I made homemade pizza last night. Was 180
Fucking Fuckface
  02/25/26
So you're in, right?
Nazca Redlines
  02/25/26
...
More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)
  02/25/26
I’m confident that homemade pizza with no-filler dough...
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  02/25/26
180
More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)
  02/25/26
stop putting chicken on pizza you absolute pyschopaths are y...
fulano
  02/26/26
Been too long since I've been to California Pizza Kitchen, t...
More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)
  02/26/26
i think of CPK every time I read one of tsinah's bizarre ass...
fulano
  02/26/26
ZOZO and IRL meeting in ethereal transcendence like Michelan...
More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)
  02/26/26
I love pep pizza or a classic margarita, but to survive the ...
,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
  02/26/26
I really like it here.
More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)
  02/26/26
it is now part of the canon tp
More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)
  02/26/26
op, you hypo is poor at best. please go back and review your...
..,;,.,;,.,;;,.,..,.,...
  02/26/26
Dare I say... tp?
More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)
  02/26/26
Enjoying this poast-moniker synergy FWIW
More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)
  02/26/26


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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: racy abode

Starting right now, if you eat nothing but pizza for the next 4 years, you will get $750k, tax free, at the end of the 4 years.

Are you in?

Details:

You must procure your own pizza.

The pizza you eat must be generally what we think of in the US as pizza. So, e.g., no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever. You can't have dough with chocolate and ice cream on top if you want some chocolatey dessert.

You must eat evenly from each slice. So, e.g., if you're sick of cheese, you can't just pick off and eat only the pepperoni, discarding the rest.

You can't drink smoothies, milk shakes, protein powder drinks, and meal replacement-type drinks. Beyond that, you can drink whatever you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692044)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Fuck off with the "no salad on top" bullshit. Tons of places include arugula and other shit like that

And fuck right off with the idea, the utterance even, of "being sick of cheese" at any point...you sound like a sick pizza terrorist

You didn't clearly say one has to eat all the crust, so hell yes, what's the downside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694171)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,


can i have spinach and bell peppers as a topping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694203)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: horse declension



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49695446)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: aromatic disgusting stage

ive done this in UG

can easily do it, not much of a sweet tooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: racy abode

Are you in? There's a difference between "eating a lot of pizza" and eating nothing but pizza for 4 straight years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692061)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: aromatic disgusting stage

i worked at a pizza place all in ug and i had no money so stole pizza every single day

the days i didnt work (rare) i didnt eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692062)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: racy abode

ljl

What percent of your non-liquid calories those years came from pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692067)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: aromatic disgusting stage

its literally all i ate, maybe every now and then id steal a cookie or brownie, but like once a month tops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692188)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: racy abode

Do you look back on that fondly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692373)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: aromatic disgusting stage

i mean it was a boutique place so everything was fresh

it was very good pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692377)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: racy abode

Those were the salad days. Or, the pizza days, depending on how you look at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692389)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: misanthropic shivering prole pistol

>no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever

Taco pizza is a thing

>You can't have dough with chocolate

Dessert pizza is a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692070)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: racy abode

My are country relatives make "veggie pizza" for gatherings. It's canned dough with cream cheese and a few dried out pieces of broccoli or carrot on top. I think they put it out because they think it's good to get some vegatables, but it's gotta be ridiculously unhealthy.

Anyway, for purposes of this hypo, that sort of "veggie pizza" and dessert pizza and taco pizza are all out. Standard pizzas only. Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692088)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Flickering buff native sex offender

there are plenty of weirdo pizza places that make vegan and veggie pizza. if it's a pizza place and they're calling it pizza then it should count otherwise the whole thing becomes confusing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692104)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: racy abode

Standard pizzas only. Otherwise you could find (or make) any sort of pizza you want, then it's not much of a challenge at all.

People generally have a fine sense of what counts as a regular, US, standard pizza. Those are what you can eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692122)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: misanthropic shivering prole pistol

I bet next you'll tell me I can't throw some eggs on top and have a breakfast pizza.

Fuck you, I'm out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692107)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: racy abode

That's precisely what I'm telling you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692124)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: odious rebellious reading party

are fiber supplements allowed? what happens if i chicken out after a year if my heart is about to explode or whatever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692071)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: racy abode

Fiber supplements: No. But, you could have prune juice or apple juice or whatever.

You can quit any time you'd like. You won't get paid, however, unless you complete the whole challenge. You'll always have the memories, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692091)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: odious rebellious reading party

If I can quit anytime I like fuck yeah. Free 750k. Just get frequent checkups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692232)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: racy abode

180. But, what's a check up going to do? Tell you your fraud "cholesterol" is through the roof after 12 months? Then what? Better to slide and let do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692376)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: odious rebellious reading party

Sure. That or a calcium scan or monitoring for diabeetus or whatever the fuck can happen when you eat straight garbage for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692380)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: racy abode

I think the real problem is how easy it is to eat excessive calories, assuming you avod high-preservative, low quality, mass market pizza. High quality fresh dough, cheese, and tomato sauce limited to 2000 calories a day or less--plus some peppers and meat on top--is probably a healthier diet than 95% of Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692395)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,


if prune juice is allowed, then this is a really easy yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694207)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: fulano

one of the odder posts to come out of xo in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694220)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Startled Talented Kitchen Dysfunction

i like pizza but this sounds awful, i'm out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692083)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: racy abode

$750k is a lot of dough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692097)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Startled Talented Kitchen Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692110)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Flickering buff native sex offender

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692084)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: racy abode

180

What's your strategy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692099)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Flickering buff native sex offender

eat pizza. get creative with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692103)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: odious rebellious reading party

Put pizza in vagine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692234)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: jewbag

this hypo is easy as fuck btw. it actually becomes challenging if all you can drink is water, miller lite, and diet coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694942)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: marvelous dead school cafeteria windowlicker

Had a roommate in college who did this, he wouldn't even refrigerate the pizza he just left it on the counter. Never saw him eat anything else. Thin tall dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692105)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: racy abode

Where is he now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692125)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: marvelous dead school cafeteria windowlicker

Some corporate gig w/ TaylorMade last I heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692172)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: racy abode

Sounds like a sweet gig. I had a friend in UG who liked to imbibe. He moved to Colorado and got a corporate gig with Coors. If you are going to work a white collar job, that doesn't sound like a bad way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692379)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant Ungodly Field Mexican

this is easy:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-man-has-survived-on-pizza-alone-for-25-years/

this guy ate pizza for 25 yrs and he buys shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692189)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: aromatic disgusting stage

this guy hates vegetables

always this kind of guy that does it

fucking child

Can I ask what you have been talking about with your therapist?

They’ve helped me uncover some things that I always knew but never realized the significance of. Like when I was four or five, we lived in the backwoods of North Carolina, where I went to daycare in Ms. Stanfill’s home. She would try to feed all of us Brunswick stew every day, which is not something you would ever feed a five-year-old. It’s either chicken, pork, or rabbit with beef and okra, lima beans, corn, potatoes, and tomatoes. I would protest and try to run away, but she would grab me. I can’t remember whether she would beat me or spank me, but I know that she would throw me in a closet as my punishment for not eating the stew. I would sit in there crying and screaming for a couple hours until my mom came to pick me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692201)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: odious rebellious reading party

When I first got diabetes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692235)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: Flickering buff native sex offender

you seem jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: racy abode

This guy is a hero charting his own course: "Beyond the fact that his diet is completely horrifying, he also has diabetes and frequently gets low blood sugar. When his blood sugar dips into the danger zone, it sometimes results in his blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him. There was that one time he bought a new car and then blacked out on the drive home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692387)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant Ungodly Field Mexican

blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692427)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: cock and awe

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694095)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: marvelous dead school cafeteria windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692416)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: primrose laughsome candlestick maker

Good hypo. Would have been an ecstatic yes 10 years ago. Now, don't think so. Good and varied food is too big a part of my enjoyment of life now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692386)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: racy abode

Why not? Pizza is delicious, there are plenty of toppings and styles you can mix it up with, and three years isn't that long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692398)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: primrose laughsome candlestick maker

I'm only in the mood for salty food part of the time. Some of the time the thought of it is repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692401)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: racy abode

You don't have to eat the pizza. You just can't eat anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692421)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: garnet swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap

will you accept a check?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692390)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: racy abode

LJL. Only local checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692399)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694929)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: umber deranged trump supporter bawdyhouse

No smoothies or protein drinks? I'm out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692417)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: racy abode

Why? You can get vitamins from juice. And you can go way more than enough protein from meat and cheese on the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692420)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: umber deranged trump supporter bawdyhouse

Can i make my own pizza from scratch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692425)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: racy abode

Absolutely. Subject, of course, to the requirement that you can't stray from what would be considered within the realm of a normal pizza in the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692475)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


Ok, im in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692500)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

He's gonna take away your $750k if you use the wrong cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692515)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

I support my xo bros and I want them to succeed and get in everywhere they apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692560)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: MAHA Movement

What a fucking retarded question please kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692612)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo

rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692617)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: MAHA Movement

No offense intended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692621)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


How so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694254)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: MAHA Movement

No but thanks anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692615)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Yes. I’d do this. I’d get a pizza once a week and drop 200 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692658)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Peter Andreas Thiel (🧐)

You could do that right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49693928)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: basketball american

You can probably avoid the health issues if you just make your own pizza with ingredients that you pick. Not sure how expensive that ends up being though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692719)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

CR. And it's likely no more than the average American spends on food anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49693910)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Carlos Monza

Not hard to make pizza healthy with various meats and vegetables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692754)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

Yes. I'd get a really good pizza oven and start cranking out breakfast pizzas & really varied pizzas (sweet, savory, lots of different bases/cheese blends, etc.) every day. It'd be easy and reasonably healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49692762)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Peter Andreas Thiel (🧐)

Nigga those arent "pizzas" you can't slap random ingredients on a circle and call it a pizza. OP clearly means red blooded American pizzas with a cheese and tomato sauce base

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49693932)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: fulano

cr i eat pizza with tomato and arugula but he seems to expressly exclude this in favor of 3 xl meat lovers pizza from pizza hut a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49693939)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Peter Andreas Thiel (🧐)

People itt are OUTRAGED you can't throw a BLT or scrambled eggs on some circle bread and call it a "pizza"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49693945)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

CR. People go to law school because their aunt told them they were good at arguing, then they come in here and try to fight the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49693960)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: fulano

lol the hypo was posited by some kid in Jonesboro who dreams of visiting Little Rock one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49693972)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Peter Andreas Thiel (🧐)

Hello saar how could you reject my chicken vindaloo on naan as not being a pizza saar that is veddy culturally insensitive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49693976)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

A pizza with a couple arugula leaves and a couple slices of prosciutto is within the bounds of normal pizza for purposes of the hypo. Loading up a piece of bread with an arugula salad on top is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49693969)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

what about a white pizza? what if you want a scrambled egg pizza with a hot sauce base and cheddar cheese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694075)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Peter Andreas Thiel (🧐)

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694092)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

White pizza is fine

Pizza with egg or a "hot sauce base" are ljl no. A little hot sauce on the pizza or experimenting with a little cheddar in the cheese blend are OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694167)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

what about a bbq chicken pizza? by custom, like a white pizza, it uses a different base: barbecue sauce. It's barbecue sauce, 4 cheese blend, bbq chicken, and red onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694187)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Peter Andreas Thiel (🧐)

You're banned from this thread. You clearly don't have what it takes to earn the 750k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694200)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

it's not my fault it's a lazy hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694202)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Peter Andreas Thiel (🧐)

(guy who can't live without faggy "pizza"s losing out on his 750k to chads happy willing to eat God's Own Pepperoni Pizza every day for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694205)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694239)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

You're an idiot for signing on to the equivalent of an Alabama redneck trying to define pizza. I'm embarrassed for you by all the nonsense you're saying ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694905)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Peter Andreas Thiel (🧐)

"I can't, my faggy pizzas!"

Grow some fucking balls and eat a Made in America slice of Pepperoni Pizza you lisping coastal elite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694910)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Or try traveling and see what is considered pizza in places like, oh, I dunno, fucking Italy, you dumb redneck piece of garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49696283)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Peter Andreas Thiel (🧐)

This thread is the gold standard for how xo is a huge fucking fraud when it comes to everyone here trying to portray themselves as Simple Honest MAGA Proles. Bunch of fancy faggots who can't eat a slice of pep every day for years for 750k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49696353)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: incel adams

Btw last time I ate pizza was like 2 years ago I had spent all day skiing and came home with a 6 pack of beer and a large pie and settled down to watch the Afc Championship game and after a few slices I got a high heart rate warning from my apple watch I'm a very fit guy I think pizza has too much salt idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694224)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I made homemade pizza last night. Was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694241)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

So you're in, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49694270)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49695412)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

I’m confident that homemade pizza with no-filler dough, real tomatoes, real cheese, peppers, broccoli, good chicken or ground beef is healthier than what I eat on the average day or a typical American diet. I also would not tire of pizza. Easy yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49695077)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49695512)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: fulano

stop putting chicken on pizza you absolute pyschopaths are you californian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49696300)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Been too long since I've been to California Pizza Kitchen, tyvmft subliminal reminder (ironically I've never had chicken on pizza but have always liked their location near Old Town Pasadena for whatever reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49696307)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: fulano

i think of CPK every time I read one of tsinah's bizarre ass menu items

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49696317)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

ZOZO and IRL meeting in ethereal transcendence like Michelangelo's Creation of Adam / Rachmiel's Creation of Autoadmit

For me it's Chipotle and thinking of how fortunate I am to afford guacamole EVERY time, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49696329)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

I love pep pizza or a classic margarita, but to survive the year I’m going to need some lean protein. NYC slice places widely sell chicken pizza; it is now part of the canon. Deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49697113)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49697473)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

it is now part of the canon tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49697477)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: ..,;,.,;,.,;;,.,..,.,...

op, you hypo is poor at best. please go back and review your criteria, method, outcome and incentive. I would maybe eat pizza for 4 months for that reward, but what you have suggested is, I mean, COME ON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49696337)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Dare I say...

tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49696380)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Enjoying this poast-moniker synergy FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49696382)