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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Unhinged Reading Party Area

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: pearl kitchen

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Citrine pisswyrm



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: appetizing organic girlfriend parlor

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: pearl kitchen

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Brass box office

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: pearl kitchen

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: big fear-inspiring school blood rage



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: pearl kitchen

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: pearl kitchen

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Crusty Stead Twinkling Uncleanness

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: pearl kitchen

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Crusty Stead Twinkling Uncleanness

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: pearl kitchen

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Amethyst indian lodge



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: learning disabled clear stag film



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Point Stain

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: pearl kitchen

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Provocative preventive strike parlour

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Dead ultramarine cuckold bawdyhouse

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Charismatic station mediation

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Provocative preventive strike parlour

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: internet-worthy unholy rigor

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: pearl kitchen

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: pearl kitchen

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Citrine pisswyrm



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: doobsian fortuitous meteor

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: internet-worthy unholy rigor



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: internet-worthy unholy rigor



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: splenetic territorial weed whacker boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Apoplectic odious puppy school cafeteria

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Apoplectic odious puppy school cafeteria

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Apoplectic odious puppy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Apoplectic odious puppy school cafeteria

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



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