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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

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comical striped hyena degenerate
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vigorous pit
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9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
crimson garrison
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
crimson garrison
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
excitant judgmental locus
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Aqua stock car
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
crimson garrison
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Aqua stock car
  02/22/12
u jelly
crimson garrison
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Gold electric furnace
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apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
comical striped hyena degenerate
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Galvanic faggot firefighter
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Very tactful gas station
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Henna Abode
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch
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this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
comical striped hyena degenerate
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apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch
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aggressive heady institution death wish
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
puce cuck
  02/25/12
cr
Rough-skinned Vibrant Principal's Office Potus
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*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
comical striped hyena degenerate
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
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apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Floppy pearl generalized bond friendly grandma
  03/31/12
great american novelist
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at-the-ready legal warrant
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
comical striped hyena degenerate
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
thirsty background story
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Bateful Clear Cuckoldry
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Bateful Clear Cuckoldry
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Very tactful gas station
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Rough-skinned Vibrant Principal's Office Potus
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
thirsty background story
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apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Provocative kink-friendly karate
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turquoise domesticated stage
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BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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Magenta hairless plaza keepsake machete
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lmao, forgot how funny this video is
stimulating bawdyhouse deer antler
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lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: comical striped hyena degenerate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: vigorous pit



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: crimson garrison

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: crimson garrison

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: excitant judgmental locus

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Aqua stock car

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: crimson garrison

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Aqua stock car

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: crimson garrison

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: bisexual athletic conference trust fund

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Gold electric furnace

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: comical striped hyena degenerate

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Galvanic faggot firefighter

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Very tactful gas station

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Henna Abode

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: comical striped hyena degenerate

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: aggressive heady institution death wish



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: puce cuck

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Vibrant Principal's Office Potus

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: comical striped hyena degenerate

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: stimulating bawdyhouse deer antler

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Floppy pearl generalized bond friendly grandma

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: at-the-ready legal warrant



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: comical striped hyena degenerate

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: thirsty background story

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Bateful Clear Cuckoldry



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Bateful Clear Cuckoldry

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Very tactful gas station

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Vibrant Principal's Office Potus

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: thirsty background story

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: apoplectic exciting organic girlfriend crotch



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Provocative kink-friendly karate

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: turquoise domesticated stage

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Vibrant Principal's Office Potus

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: thirsty background story



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Amber indian lodge



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Brass Wonderful Crackhouse Half-breed



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Magenta hairless plaza keepsake machete



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: stimulating bawdyhouse deer antler

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Free-loading Tan Tattoo

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Magenta hairless plaza keepsake machete



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Submissive personal credit line new version



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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