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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM Author: bistre mischievous den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048451) |
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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM Author: Anal violet cumskin Equally retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44994540) |
Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: overrated market Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048462) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM Author: Laughsome stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048791) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM Author: fighting travel guidebook tanning salon I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048465) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM Author: bistre mischievous den Are you male? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048471) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: fighting travel guidebook tanning salon yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048480) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM Author: bistre mischievous den Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048495) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM Author: fighting travel guidebook tanning salon lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.
But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM Author: Shimmering hyperventilating point do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048473) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM Author: bistre mischievous den No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048488) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM Author: Shimmering hyperventilating point but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048498) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM Author: bistre mischievous den In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048502) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM Author: Flatulent French Hospital sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048484) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM Author: bistre mischievous den >sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.
Or else what?
>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.
Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza. |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM Author: Flatulent French Hospital they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.
i eat good pizza all the time. |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM Author: bistre mischievous den Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048581) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM Author: Flatulent French Hospital not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048603) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM Author: nighttime karate i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048490) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM Author: bistre mischievous den I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048511) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM Author: chocolate frisky windowlicker national ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048536) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM Author: bistre mischievous den Many fat accusations flying around the bort today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048550) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM Author: Orchid bipolar lodge sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048639) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM Author: fear-inspiring ultramarine brunch wagecucks Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048755) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM Author: mahogany territorial theater cutting burger in half isn't even that bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048764) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM Author: Laughsome stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048788) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM Author: fighting travel guidebook tanning salon Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048765) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM Author: bistre mischievous den (guy who does both) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048771) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM Author: mahogany territorial theater stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048786) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM Author: Hilarious mustard sex offender lay 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048805) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM Author: Odious coiffed roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21074858) |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Lascivious sooty whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48714206) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: Ebony giraffe When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048794) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: bistre mischievous den What about other burgers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048798) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM Author: Ebony giraffe The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21048818) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM Author: Costumed Home Organic Girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38483225) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM Author: Laughsome stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21074852) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM Author: Costumed Home Organic Girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38483221) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM Author: Comical Site I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38483223) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM Author: Drab passionate church building cr both are fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38483243) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM Author: Magenta sexy ticket booth Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38483262) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM Author: Drab passionate church building Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime
Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1 |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: fragrant cream menage Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.
should never be “saved” under any circumstances |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: Lascivious sooty whorehouse lol kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48714213) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM Author: brass disrespectful stock car This is how civilized gentlemen eat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38483284) |
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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM Author: very tactful mad-dog skullcap locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44994534) |
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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM Author: aqua dashing principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47888876) |
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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM Author: Swashbuckling startling ape Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47888880) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM Author: Boyish sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48119809) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM Author: drunken shaky athletic conference juggernaut i dont eat either because im not a slob (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48119829) |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: fragrant cream menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48714195) |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: Red adventurous dragon round eye Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48714418) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: metal big feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49721526) |