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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Hairraiser Masturbator http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Hairraiser Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Hairraiser Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: appetizing twinkling newt lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: irradiated center codepig What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: cyan twisted orchestra pit depressive http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Thriller Gay Stock Car dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Awkward crystalline foreskin box office Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Thriller Gay Stock Car cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: saffron chad sound barrier "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: naked ladyboy personal credit line It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Hairraiser Masturbator Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Zombie-like jew tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: titillating chocolate school cafeteria 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: navy overrated doctorate awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Rose Cerebral Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Excitant national rigpig these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: flushed laughsome cumskin Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: bateful slate queen of the night stag film 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: mildly autistic stead dopamine You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Claret Brethren Set lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Offensive Adventurous Trust Fund Black Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Conrad Cumdumpster ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49639607) |