\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Hello, who just joined? (Ayman al Zawahiri)

lol, the nsa joined an al qaeda con call and thats how they ...
shivering doctorate state
  08/08/13
*Beep* Conference Leader: Hold on guys. I think we have ano...
jet parlour antidepressant drug
  08/08/13
...
Effete coffee pot clown
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Brilliant out-of-control native mother
  08/08/13
*al-Zawahiri angrily pantomimes "write this down" ...
180 Cruel-hearted Stage
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Abnormal patrolman
  08/08/13
...
white locus
  08/20/14
...
Violet boltzmann
  09/13/14
OMG I'm dying.
Metal Naked Dingle Berry Roommate
  12/03/14
...
Vivacious snowy cuckold school
  12/05/16
...
Violet boltzmann
  04/20/17
...
Demanding Tan Point
  07/16/17
...
thriller chest-beating gay wizard telephone
  07/17/17
...
clear set background story
  04/14/21
al-Zalwahiri: Alright guys let's go ahead and get started. ...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
chartreuse internet-worthy ceo azn
  08/08/13
...
Sadistic Floppy Affirmative Action Jew
  08/08/13
...
Comical Useless Jewess Theater Stage
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Tantric yarmulke juggernaut
  08/08/13
180
arrogant lay hissy fit
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
"We need someone to think "outside the cave" ...
coiffed mentally impaired stag film mediation
  08/08/13
...
Bonkers Vibrant Prole
  01/04/16
mia thamannun
Effete coffee pot clown
  08/08/13
...
Soggy Khaki Personal Credit Line Meetinghouse
  08/08/13
1800000000
Brilliant out-of-control native mother
  08/08/13
...
trip principal's office
  08/08/13
...
Diverse ratface
  08/08/13
I lost it at "think outside the cave" and then sho...
wonderful stead ladyboy
  08/08/13
LOL this so captures perfectly the spirit of the original th...
infuriating toaster range
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
coral dashing national people who are hurt
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Galvanic gas station
  08/14/13
...
Violet boltzmann
  04/20/17
AMAZING!
adventurous temple
  08/08/13
...
bistre dilemma wagecucks
  08/08/13
...
bistre dilemma wagecucks
  08/08/13
This is actually fantastic.
Galvanic gas station
  08/08/13
literally started crying after reading "We need someone...
charismatic saffron gunner
  08/08/13
"al-Wuhayshi: It's time we start blowing UP some buses,...
shivering doctorate state
  08/09/13
...
mahogany soul-stirring stage
  08/09/13
...
fragrant high-end foreskin theatre
  09/25/13
This is beyond 180, but you are now on some sort of NSA list...
rose marvelous internal respiration casino
  08/09/13
Poast of the year right here, gentlemen. Might as well give ...
pale spot ape
  08/09/13
ty
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/09/13
...
bistre dilemma wagecucks
  08/14/13
you spent way too much time on this bro
Violet boltzmann
  08/10/13
However much time he spent on it, it was well worth it.
Burgundy arousing sound barrier laser beams
  06/30/15
180
exciting cowardly milk
  06/30/15
we should probably just close the board now
sepia house therapy
  08/13/13
180
Stirring Cream Base Pocket Flask
  08/13/13
fantastic
fragrant high-end foreskin theatre
  09/25/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  09/25/13
lost it at literal roadblocks.
provocative generalized bond
  09/25/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  09/25/13
...
chartreuse internet-worthy ceo azn
  12/16/13
fuck, I've seen this thread for months and never opened it. ...
confused razzmatazz newt
  12/16/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  03/04/14
http://makeameme.org/media/created/Damn-My-nigga.jpg
Greedy nursing home depressive
  03/04/14
...
Sooty cruise ship
  08/20/14
holy fucking shit
Chocolate Hall Masturbator
  08/20/14
edited
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  12/03/14
180.
Yellow french community account
  12/03/14
...
chartreuse internet-worthy ceo azn
  12/04/14
...
flushed racy cumskin
  04/02/15
...
salmon appetizing stain
  04/05/15
...
shivering doctorate state
  04/05/15
I can't believe I missed this before. Talented, 180 work.
Burgundy arousing sound barrier laser beams
  06/30/15
I'm in tears Romney: Congratulations!
exciting cowardly milk
  06/30/15
Between this and the NBA thread for your best work.
Dull learning disabled new version church building
  06/30/15
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  09/20/15
Still funny
duck-like home
  11/21/15
Brilliant. Lol'd so hard at the "actual roadblocks"...
insecure lettuce chapel
  11/21/15
...
overrated razzle-dazzle piazza turdskin
  08/16/16
...
onyx costumed marketing idea sandwich
  11/26/16
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  12/02/16
glad to see you back
Bonkers Vibrant Prole
  12/02/16
...
flatulent blood rage site
  02/14/17
...
fuchsia hairraiser abode
  07/03/17
...
thriller chest-beating gay wizard telephone
  07/17/17
there aren't enough 180s in the world...
scarlet big messiness
  01/10/18
lmao holy shit. who was this before he went qmo?
Mildly Autistic Concupiscible Business Firm
  01/10/18
facemo
shivering doctorate state
  01/10/18
...
Pearly hospital
  09/26/18
...
Kink-friendly athletic conference genital piercing
  02/25/20
...
aphrodisiac irate son of senegal
  10/15/20
like fine wine
stubborn useless brakes
  02/01/21
...
passionate shitlib field
  08/01/22
...
exciting cowardly milk
  08/11/22
...
awkward buff locale roast beef
  08/11/22
...
big-titted supple mexican
  08/12/22
...
Dull learning disabled new version church building
  09/18/24
...
woah
  03/27/26
"After the tone, please state your name, then press the...
gay bawdyhouse trump supporter
  08/08/13
lol.. i'm going to try this trick to freak out a co-worker
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Galvanic gas station
  08/08/13
...
apoplectic elastic band
  08/08/13
...
bull headed amber station
  09/30/13
...
exciting cowardly milk
  06/30/15
LOL
Dull learning disabled new version church building
  06/30/15
...
Kink-friendly athletic conference genital piercing
  02/25/20
why hasn't obama droned zawahiri yet?
lemon startled philosopher-king chad
  08/08/13
how convenient for the nsa...who leaked this story?
light razzle address
  08/08/13
titcr
Mint Deranged Fat Ankles Rehab
  08/10/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/08/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/09/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/09/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/09/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/09/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/10/13
How can we forward this to some NSA/CIA bros?
Glittery peach resort liquid oxygen
  08/10/13
why would you want to
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/10/13
NSA bros deserve lulz too, man. wtf are you some kind of com...
provocative generalized bond
  09/25/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/12/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/13/13
...
cracking alcoholic striped hyena
  08/13/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/13/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  08/14/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  09/25/13
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  09/30/13
...
bistre dilemma wagecucks
  12/16/13
...
shivering doctorate state
  02/07/14
...
mahogany soul-stirring stage
  02/07/14
sochi
cracking alcoholic striped hyena
  02/07/14
180
Walnut sweet tailpipe
  02/07/14
...
Stirring Cream Base Pocket Flask
  03/20/14
...
Violet boltzmann
  03/20/14
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  06/02/14
...
shivering doctorate state
  06/04/14
...
shivering doctorate state
  08/20/14
...
Violet boltzmann
  08/20/14
...
Walnut sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
...
fragrant high-end foreskin theatre
  11/19/14
...
shivering doctorate state
  12/02/14
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  12/03/14
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  12/03/14
...
Titillating frum market multi-billionaire
  12/16/14
...
thriller chest-beating gay wizard telephone
  12/17/14
Bump for Nasser al-Wuhayshi http://www.bbc.com/news/world...
pale spot ape
  06/16/15
...
Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck
  06/30/15
have they removed his bio from the firm website yet?
Gold pit windowlicker
  11/21/15
...
thriller chest-beating gay wizard telephone
  07/17/17
...
shivering doctorate state
  06/24/16
...
Well-lubricated Fluffy Rigpig Tanning Salon
  11/26/16
...
Pearly hospital
  03/01/17
...
Bonkers Vibrant Prole
  07/17/17
...
Bonkers Vibrant Prole
  10/24/17
...
Bonkers Vibrant Prole
  01/10/18
...
thriller chest-beating gay wizard telephone
  04/20/18
...
Bonkers Vibrant Prole
  10/06/18
...
Pearly hospital
  01/31/19
...
swashbuckling theater
  03/09/19
...
duck-like home
  02/25/20
...
Bright Multi-colored Dopamine Indian Lodge
  07/29/20
...
Bright Multi-colored Dopamine Indian Lodge
  08/24/20
...
Bright Multi-colored Dopamine Indian Lodge
  10/07/20
...
shivering doctorate state
  02/01/21
...
hateful location corn cake
  02/01/21
...
stubborn useless brakes
  02/01/21
...
stubborn useless brakes
  04/14/21
"A Hellfire missile" has joined the meeting
pale spot ape
  08/01/22
Ayman, I think you’re on mute? Is your screen froz&mda...
Crimson mewling weed whacker
  08/05/22
...
passionate shitlib field
  08/11/22


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: shivering doctorate state

lol, the nsa joined an al qaeda con call and thats how they found out about the yemen threat

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/07/al-qaeda-conference-call-intercepted-by-u-s-officials-sparked-alerts.html

It wasn’t just any terrorist message that triggered U.S. terror alerts and embassy closures—but a conference call of more than 20 far-flung al Qaeda operatives, Eli Lake and Josh Rogin report.

The crucial intercept that prompted the U.S. government to close embassies in 22 countries was a conference call between al Qaeda’s senior leaders and representatives of several of the group’s affiliates throughout the region.

130806-ayman-al-zawahri-lake-tease

This file image from video the AP obtained Feb. 12, 2012, from the SITE Intel Group, an American private terrorist threat analysis company, shows al-Qaeda's leader Ayman al-Zawahiri in a web posting by al-Qaeda's media arm, as-Sahab.

The intercept provided the U.S. intelligence community with a rare glimpse into how al Qaeda’s leader, Ayman al-Zawahiri, manages a global organization that includes affiliates in Africa, the Middle East, and southwest and southeast Asia.

Several news outlets reported Monday on an intercepted communication last week between Zawahiri and Nasser al-Wuhayshi, the leader of al Qaeda’s affiliate based in Yemen. But The Daily Beast has learned that the discussion between the two al Qaeda leaders happened in a conference call that included the leaders or representatives of the top leadership of al Qaeda and its affiliates calling in from different locations, according to three U.S. officials familiar with the intelligence. All told, said one U.S. intelligence official, more than 20 al Qaeda operatives were on the call.

To be sure, the CIA had been tracking the threat posed by Wuhayshi for months. An earlier communication between Zawahiri and Wuhayshi delivered through a courier was picked up last month, according to three U.S. intelligence officials. But the conference call provided a new sense of urgency for the U.S. government, the sources said.

Al Qaeda members included representatives or leaders from Nigeria’s Boko Haram, the Pakistani Taliban, al Qaeda in Iraq, al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb, and more obscure al Qaeda affiliates such as the Uzbekistan branch. Also on the call were representatives of aspiring al Qaeda affiliates such as al Qaeda in the Sinai Peninsula, according to a U.S. intelligence official. The presence of aspiring al Qaeda affiliates operating in the Sinai was one reason the State Department closed the U.S. Embassy in Tel Aviv, according to one U.S. intelligence official. “These guys already proved they could hit Eilat. It’s not out of the range of possibilities that they could hit us in Tel Aviv,” the official said.

Al Qaeda leaders had assumed the conference calls, which give Zawahiri the ability to manage his organization from a remote location, were secure. But leaks about the original intercepts have likely exposed the operation that allowed the U.S. intelligence community to listen in on the al Qaeda board meetings.

On Tuesday's "Tonight Show," President Obama addressed the al Qaeda terrorist threat, saying it is "significant enough that we're taking every precaution."

“This was like a meeting of the Legion of Doom.”

“This was like a meeting of the Legion of Doom,” one U.S. intelligence officer told The Daily Beast, referring to the coalition of villains featured in the Saturday morning cartoon Super Friends. The official said Zawahiri announced to the broader organization during the meeting that Wuhayshi had been promoted to “Ma’sul al-Amm,” an Arabic term that roughly translates as “general manager.” The promotion effectively gave the leader of al Qaeda’s affiliate in Yemen operational control of al Qaeda’s many affiliates throughout the Muslim world, the official said, a key factor that led the State Department to close embassies, missions, and consulates throughout the region. “All you need to do is look at that list of places we shut down to get a sense of who was on the phone call,” the official said.

Also during the meeting, the various al Qaeda leaders discussed in vague terms plans for a pending attack and mentioned that a team or teams were already in place for such an attack. For some leading members of Congress, the revelation that al Qaeda’s leadership in Pakistan is actively managing and directing the operations of several affiliates directly refutes the Obama administration’s repeated assertion that the leadership of the core of the group has been decimated by American drone strikes and special operations forces while the affiliate groups have been strengthened.

“This may punch a sizable hole in the theory that al Qaeda is on the run,” Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) told The Daily Beast on Tuesday.

During the 2012 presidential campaign, Obama often said that his administration’s actions put al Qaeda “on its heels,” although he later amended that claim to specify that he was referring to al Qaeda’s core leadership in Afghanistan and Pakistan. The administration continued to make that argument Monday.

“We’ve been clear that we have made a great deal of success against al Qaeda core in Afghanistan and Pakistan, that we have taken a number of steps to really decimate that group’s leadership, including, of course, most importantly, Osama bin Laden,” said State Department deputy spokeswoman Marie Harf on Monday. “But at the same time, we’ve all made clear, from the president on down, that we remain very concerned about the affiliates, al Qaeda affiliates throughout the world. And in that—first on that list is always AQAP.”

McCain said not only are the affiliates gaining strength but also that the core al Qaeda leadership in Pakistan is showing resilience, as evidenced by this latest news.

“The core seems to be able to able to reconstitute itself. The core also seems to be able to coordinate and manage the affiliates,” he said. “There was a gross underestimation by this administration of al Qaeda’s overall ability to replenish itself.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23802234)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: jet parlour antidepressant drug

*Beep*

Conference Leader: Hold on guys. I think we have another caller. Who just joined?

Umar: Hey Guys. Sorry, but Yosef can't be here right now. This is Umar. So, I will be filling in for him. (In other words, Umar knows nothing about what is going on or how to respond.)

Other call: JFC! Don't use your real name.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23802324)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Effete coffee pot clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803115)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23802511)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: Brilliant out-of-control native mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23802516)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: 180 Cruel-hearted Stage

*al-Zawahiri angrily pantomimes "write this down" to a junior terrorist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23802617)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 2:16 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23802857)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Abnormal patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803513)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2014 2:24 AM
Author: white locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26167048)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: Violet boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26321015)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:24 PM
Author: Metal Naked Dingle Berry Roommate

OMG I'm dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26851005)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: Vivacious snowy cuckold school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32065906)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: Violet boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33122381)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Demanding Tan Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33787720)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 17th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: thriller chest-beating gay wizard telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33794038)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 14th, 2021 8:50 PM
Author: clear set background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42281463)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 1:56 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck

al-Zalwahiri: Alright guys let's go ahead and get started. So first, I wanted...

*BEEP*

Operator: "<Silence>" "has joined the conference"

al-Zalwahiri: So I...

*BEEP*

Operator: "al-Wuhayshi" "has joined the conference"

al-Wuhayshi: Sorry I'm late guys

al-Wuhayshi: We had a child suicide-vest fitting run over. You know how that goes.

Mostafa: Heh heh, oh yea, that's for sure.

Gadahn: Ha, definitely.

al-Zalwahiri: Ok, so...

Mostafa: We had one of those yesterday. He was a bit of a chubby kid, so we had to call the Vest Support Solutions Group to try to find something bigger than the original unit, and you know how speedy those guys are.

al-Wuhayshi: Heh, heh. You don't need to tell me.

Gadahn: Ha, yea, definitely.

[Pause]

al-Umari: Hey guys, I have a conflict at 3, so I'm going to have to drop off in about 30.

al-Zalwahiri: I'm sorry, who is that?

*BEEP*

Operator: "Rashad?" has joined the conference"

al-Umari: Oh, yea, this is Husayn, sorry. We have an armed conflict scheduled with another local tribe over a contested opium field at 3, so I'm going to have to drop off in 30.

al-Zalwahiri: I'm sorry, I'm embarrassed. Drawing a blank right now, been a long day. What did you say your name was?

al-Umari: Yes I'm sorry, this is Husayn Mohammed al-Umari, I'm sitting in for Ramadan Abdullah Mohammed Shallah. I believe he sent an email...

al-Zalwahiri: Oh yes, sorry about that. Well that's no problem. I don't think we're going to need the full hour anyway, I just wanted to do a quick touchbase on a few things.

Unknown: [loudly speaking to someone across the room in Arabic]

al-Zalwahiri: I'm getting some feedback over here, can you mute your line unless you're speaking to the group?

[Pause]

Unknown: [accidentally mashes some numbers on his satellite phone's touchpad]

*BEEP*

Operator: "Rashad?" has left the conference"

al-Zalwahiri: Ok, thanks, so let's go ahead and get started.

al-Zalwahiri: So as you guys know, since the post-Usama re-org, we've been having the problem of "too many goat herders and not enough goats" in our functional group. So we brought in a former ISI consultant to do that SWOT analysis. He's finally going to be presenting the results next Wednesday I believe.

Faouzi: Is that next Wednesday? I thought the email said it was next Friday.

al-Zalwahiri: Oh yes, thank you. Yea I'm looking at the Outlook invite now... and it looks like you pretty much all accepted, so that's good.

al-Munawar: Yea, I'm looking forward to that. We've really needed someone to "think outside the cave", to really "pull back the burka" if you will, and look to see where we can insert some synergies around here.

Faouzi: Totally agree. It's overdue. I'm going to sound like a broken "Call to Prayer" record here, but I feel like a lot of people have been throwing one another under the bus. We need to come together, figure out what our core-competencies are, and move from there.

al-Wuhayshi: Heh. In fact, it's time we start blowing UP some buses.

[Laughter across the group]

al-Zalwahiri: That's actually one of the main recommendations of the analysis. I've already read a draft copy. It's good stuff.

[Remnant, quieting laughter]

al-Zalwahiri: Yea, so the next thing I wanted...

Gadahn: Yea, definitely, I just feel like we need someone to think outside the cave on this.

Faouzi: Hopefully this consultant is going to be more on the ball than the last one we brought in.

[Awkward silence]

al-Munawar: Oh merciful Mohammed, let's not go there.

Gadahn: LOL, ha, yea, definitely....okay...

Mukmar: Didn't we have to behead him?

[Pause]

al-Zalwahiri: Right, so that brings me to the embassy initiative. Assad, do you have an update on that?

*Silence*

al-Zalwahiri: ... Assad, are you on the line?

[Pause]

Assad: Oh...

[Pause]

Assad: Woops.

Assad: Sorry I was on mute...

al-Zalwahiri: That's OK, go ahead...

Assad: Sure, so we're still trying to get operational with that project. A few road blocks have come up that we weren't expecting. So we're exploring some work-arounds.

al-Zalwahiri: Is your crew having some visa issues or something?

Assad: No, we're dealing with some literal roadblocks. They added some new ones in front of the embassy, some additional checkpoints too.

Assad: So we're exploring some work-arounds.

al-Zalwahiri: So are we not confident on the original "go-dead" date?

Assad: Let's table that conversation for now. I'm having a meeting with the local project manager later this evening, and I think that will be dependent on what he says.

al-Zalwahiri: Can you forward me the dial-in information for that call?

Assad: Sure. I'll go ahead and do that... right.. now.

[Pause]

Assad: OK, you should have it.

al-Zalwahiri: Great, thanks.

[An alarm begins blaring in the background]

al-Zalwahiri: Wait, hold on guys...

[Pause]

al-Zalwahiri: Brothers, I'm going to have to cut this short. They're doing a drone attack drill right now in our building.

Gadahn: Oh, man that sucks.

al-Munawar: Ahh, I hate those things. I really wish they would give some kind of notice.

al-Zalwahiri: Yea, sorry guys. Lets circle back on these items next week.

Faouzi: Just a heads up guys, I'm going to be on PTO next week, so I won't be able to make it.

al-Munawar: Yea I have a conflict also, our IED vendor is coming into town, and we're going to be in meetings all day.

al-Zalwahiri: Ok guys, well we'll make due. Thanks a lot everyone.

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Mostafa: You too.

Operator: "Faouzi" has left the conference"

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Assad: As-salamu alaykum...

*BEEP*

Operator: "...eft the conference"

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Operator: "-eft"

*BEEP*

Operator: "-ference."

*BEEP*

Romney: Congratulations!

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23802743)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: chartreuse internet-worthy ceo azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23802790)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Sadistic Floppy Affirmative Action Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23802812)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Comical Useless Jewess Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23802816)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 2:14 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23802840)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 2:15 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23802846)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 2:17 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23802866)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 2:21 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23802884)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: Tantric yarmulke juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23802903)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 2:29 PM
Author: arrogant lay hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23802939)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803051)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: coiffed mentally impaired stag film mediation

"We need someone to think "outside the cave" right now"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803082)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2016 6:35 AM
Author: Bonkers Vibrant Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29517210)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Effete coffee pot clown

mia thamannun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803117)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: Soggy Khaki Personal Credit Line Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803180)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: Brilliant out-of-control native mother

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803192)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: trip principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803291)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: Diverse ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803326)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: wonderful stead ladyboy

I lost it at "think outside the cave" and then shot cum out my nose on literal roadblocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803337)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: infuriating toaster range

LOL this so captures perfectly the spirit of the original thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803371)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803503)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: coral dashing national people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803519)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803660)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803707)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803821)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803904)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 5:50 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803959)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 6:03 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23804049)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 6:07 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23804069)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23804164)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Galvanic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23841674)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Violet boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33122376)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 6:10 PM
Author: adventurous temple

AMAZING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23804100)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: bistre dilemma wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23805568)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: bistre dilemma wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23805565)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Galvanic gas station

This is actually fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23805606)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: charismatic saffron gunner

literally started crying after reading "We need someone to think "outside the cave" right now"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23805617)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2013 5:55 AM
Author: shivering doctorate state

"al-Wuhayshi: It's time we start blowing UP some buses, instead of throwing each other beneath them. "

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23807027)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2013 6:51 AM
Author: mahogany soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23807050)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: fragrant high-end foreskin theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24112003)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2013 6:13 AM
Author: rose marvelous internal respiration casino

This is beyond 180, but you are now on some sort of NSA list, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23807036)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2013 6:32 AM
Author: pale spot ape

Poast of the year right here, gentlemen. Might as well give up now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23807044)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23807712)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: bistre dilemma wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23841693)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Violet boltzmann

you spent way too much time on this bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23815430)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Burgundy arousing sound barrier laser beams

However much time he spent on it, it was well worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#28232966)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: exciting cowardly milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#28233359)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 13th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: sepia house therapy

we should probably just close the board now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23831924)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 13th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: Stirring Cream Base Pocket Flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23832262)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: fragrant high-end foreskin theatre

fantastic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24112001)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24112116)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: provocative generalized bond

lost it at literal roadblocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24112146)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24112151)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: chartreuse internet-worthy ceo azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24652680)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: confused razzmatazz newt

fuck, I've seen this thread for months and never opened it.

1-fucking-80 work here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24652705)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 4th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25130050)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 4th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Greedy nursing home depressive

http://makeameme.org/media/created/Damn-My-nigga.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25130091)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2014 2:18 AM
Author: Sooty cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26167014)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2014 2:27 AM
Author: Chocolate Hall Masturbator

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26167066)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:19 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck

edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26850967)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Yellow french community account

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26853331)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: chartreuse internet-worthy ceo azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26856092)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: flushed racy cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27605573)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: salmon appetizing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27628269)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: shivering doctorate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27628277)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: Burgundy arousing sound barrier laser beams

I can't believe I missed this before.

Talented, 180 work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#28232958)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: exciting cowardly milk

I'm in tears

Romney: Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#28233357)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2015 8:46 PM
Author: Dull learning disabled new version church building

Between this and the NBA thread for your best work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#28233394)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 20th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#28798523)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: duck-like home

Still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29225253)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: insecure lettuce chapel

Brilliant. Lol'd so hard at the "actual roadblocks".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29225293)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2016 2:47 AM
Author: overrated razzle-dazzle piazza turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31196780)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: onyx costumed marketing idea sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31997813)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32038488)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Bonkers Vibrant Prole

glad to see you back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32038545)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 14th, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: flatulent blood rage site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32617617)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2017 4:45 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33697184)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 17th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: thriller chest-beating gay wizard telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33794053)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 10th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: scarlet big messiness

there aren't enough 180s in the world...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35123497)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 10th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Concupiscible Business Firm

lmao holy shit. who was this before he went qmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35123507)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 10th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: shivering doctorate state

facemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35123512)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 26th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Pearly hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36894557)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 25th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Kink-friendly athletic conference genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39649049)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 15th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac irate son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#41119807)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: stubborn useless brakes

like fine wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#41870690)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: passionate shitlib field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44949602)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: exciting cowardly milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45001566)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: awkward buff locale roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45001618)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: big-titted supple mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45002513)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: Dull learning disabled new version church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48104573)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49773296)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: gay bawdyhouse trump supporter

"After the tone, please state your name, then press the pound key."

*BEEP*

"NSA MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS"

"NO DUDE WTF"

"It was on mute bro chill out"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803236)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck

lol.. i'm going to try this trick to freak out a co-worker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803276)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 5:03 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803595)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23804179)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: Galvanic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23805613)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: apoplectic elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23805616)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: bull headed amber station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24141954)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: exciting cowardly milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#28233363)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2015 8:47 PM
Author: Dull learning disabled new version church building

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#28233401)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 25th, 2020 9:26 AM
Author: Kink-friendly athletic conference genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39649052)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: lemon startled philosopher-king chad

why hasn't obama droned zawahiri yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803523)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 5:53 PM
Author: light razzle address

how convenient for the nsa...who leaked this story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23803991)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Mint Deranged Fat Ankles Rehab

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23814844)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 6:29 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23804206)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 6:38 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23804243)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23805257)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23807744)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2013 3:06 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23809086)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23809398)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23811920)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2013 3:50 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23814774)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Glittery peach resort liquid oxygen

How can we forward this to some NSA/CIA bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23814838)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2013 4:11 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck

why would you want to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23814860)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: provocative generalized bond

NSA bros deserve lulz too, man. wtf are you some kind of communist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24112149)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23826786)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 13th, 2013 3:47 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23831904)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 13th, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: cracking alcoholic striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23832322)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 13th, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23832956)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23842356)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24111974)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24141837)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2013 1:10 PM
Author: bistre dilemma wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24652804)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 7th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: shivering doctorate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24972929)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 7th, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: mahogany soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24972930)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 7th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: cracking alcoholic striped hyena

sochi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24972931)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 7th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Walnut sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24972935)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 20th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Stirring Cream Base Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25224199)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 20th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Violet boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25224205)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25676233)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 4th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: shivering doctorate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25685826)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2014 2:14 AM
Author: shivering doctorate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26167002)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2014 2:19 AM
Author: Violet boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26167023)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2014 10:20 PM
Author: Walnut sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26705219)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: fragrant high-end foreskin theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26748721)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:48 AM
Author: shivering doctorate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26841039)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26850830)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:38 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26851146)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: Titillating frum market multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26942523)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: thriller chest-beating gay wizard telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26946493)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 16th, 2015 11:16 AM
Author: pale spot ape

Bump for Nasser al-Wuhayshi

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-33143259

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#28131752)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: Medicated At-the-ready Property Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#28232868)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Gold pit windowlicker

have they removed his bio from the firm website yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29225263)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 17th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: thriller chest-beating gay wizard telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33794058)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 24th, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: shivering doctorate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#30786455)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Fluffy Rigpig Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31997747)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: Pearly hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32732280)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 17th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Bonkers Vibrant Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33793980)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Bonkers Vibrant Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34519096)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 10th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Bonkers Vibrant Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35123481)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: thriller chest-beating gay wizard telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35885538)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: Bonkers Vibrant Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36971381)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: Pearly hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#37697358)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2019 10:17 AM
Author: swashbuckling theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#37903205)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 25th, 2020 8:51 AM
Author: duck-like home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39648916)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: Bright Multi-colored Dopamine Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40675797)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 24th, 2020 11:39 PM
Author: Bright Multi-colored Dopamine Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40805964)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: Bright Multi-colored Dopamine Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#41063368)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: shivering doctorate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#41870670)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: hateful location corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#41870675)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: stubborn useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#41870678)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 14th, 2021 8:50 PM
Author: stubborn useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42281471)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: pale spot ape

"A Hellfire missile" has joined the meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44948800)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 5th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Crimson mewling weed whacker

Ayman, I think you’re on mute? Is your screen froz—- um, I think we lost him. Maybe he’ll dial back on”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44968029)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: passionate shitlib field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45001838)