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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
tell me
pearl coiffed genital piercing striped hyena
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
lol tyft
heady silver station
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Sooty Hairy Legs
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Adulterous Library
  12/28/13
fucking lol
honey-headed ladyboy new version
  05/12/15
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appetizing godawful ticket booth
  05/12/15
so underrated
infuriating lavender kitty partner
  01/19/16
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Marvelous Henna Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/07/17
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Startled free-loading antidepressant drug
  03/31/18
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Maroon Center
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adventurous nursing home corn cake
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Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker
  12/16/21
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concupiscible ebony mood theater
  02/16/23
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Drunken red queen of the night
  12/11/24
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Odious Cuck Theater Stage
  06/11/25
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yapping parlor wagecucks
  08/12/25
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White aromatic generalized bond school
  08/12/25
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Odious Cuck Theater Stage
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
mahogany cocky private investor
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
plum 180 parlour
  08/14/13
lmao
pearl coiffed genital piercing striped hyena
  05/12/15
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Federal deer antler rigpig
  12/11/24
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Drunken red queen of the night
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
mahogany cocky private investor
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
autistic cerebral shitlib police squad
  08/14/13
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heady silver station
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
racy juggernaut windowlicker
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
rofl
pearl coiffed genital piercing striped hyena
  08/14/13
180
Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker
  08/14/13
rofl
fragrant ruby love of her life home
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
charismatic unholy dilemma
  08/14/13
lol
boyish den cuckoldry
  08/14/13
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Vigorous Cerise Weed Whacker
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Marvelous Henna Mad-dog Skullcap
  03/10/14
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Diverse underhanded plaza
  03/24/21
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concupiscible ebony mood theater
  02/16/23
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yapping parlor wagecucks
  08/12/25
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fiercely-loyal tanning salon
  08/14/13
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heady silver station
  08/14/13
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fiercely-loyal tanning salon
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
plum 180 parlour
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
fiercely-loyal tanning salon
  08/14/13
best of thread
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
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orange indirect expression
  08/14/13
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Drunken red queen of the night
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Drunken red queen of the night
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
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heady silver station
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
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heady silver station
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
heady silver station
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Frozen wonderful temple
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
plum 180 parlour
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Spectacular cruise ship
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pearl coiffed genital piercing striped hyena
  08/14/13
180
razzmatazz base
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hairraiser vengeful stag film
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Vigorous Cerise Weed Whacker
  08/15/13
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Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/17/13
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honey-headed ladyboy new version
  01/19/16
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Startled free-loading antidepressant drug
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Spectacular cruise ship
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
orange indirect expression
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
orange indirect expression
  08/14/13
lol
Crimson insecure chad
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
fiercely-loyal tanning salon
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
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orange indirect expression
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
stirring violet sex offender
  08/14/13
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cobalt deep step-uncle's house
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
fiercely-loyal tanning salon
  08/14/13
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Vibrant Hospital Organic Girlfriend
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
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orange indirect expression
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exciting lodge circlehead
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exciting lodge circlehead
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Diverse underhanded plaza
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
orange indirect expression
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
orange indirect expression
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Irradiated roommate
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Amber Address Associate
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
racy juggernaut windowlicker
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
racy juggernaut windowlicker
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Bearded french chef
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
glassy bawdyhouse
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
orange indirect expression
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Amber Address Associate
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Irradiated roommate
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
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Lascivious friendly grandma water buffalo
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Amber Address Associate
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Amber Address Associate
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Amber Address Associate
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Amber Address Associate
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Amber Address Associate
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Amber Address Associate
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
heady silver station
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
heady silver station
  08/14/13
whatever
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Curious corner tattoo
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
orange indirect expression
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
fiercely-loyal tanning salon
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
lol
razzmatazz base
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
180
Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker
  08/14/13
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Twinkling Startling Potus
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
fiercely-loyal tanning salon
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Thriller pink famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
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Thriller pink famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker
  08/14/13
lol tyft
heady silver station
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
heady silver station
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
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sepia balding fat ankles
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
razzmatazz base
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Garnet stead doctorate
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Flatulent crackhouse alpha
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
orange indirect expression
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker
  08/14/13
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Ivory abusive church
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
lmao
heady silver station
  08/14/13
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Lascivious friendly grandma water buffalo
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Tantric Idea He Suggested People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Stimulating Chocolate Chapel Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  08/14/13
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Thriller pink famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
Pics?
Soul-stirring ruddy travel guidebook
  08/14/13
link?
Federal deer antler rigpig
  08/17/13
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pearl coiffed genital piercing striped hyena
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
brass low-t foreskin depressive
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Avocado supple state regret
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
orange indirect expression
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
histrionic pervert
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Bistre Mind-boggling Institution Halford
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Bistre Mind-boggling Institution Halford
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Bistre Mind-boggling Institution Halford
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Razzle-dazzle milk
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Hideous Skinny Woman Indian Lodge
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Bistre Mind-boggling Institution Halford
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Disturbing theatre
  08/14/13
Underrated
Ivory abusive church
  08/15/13
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Marvelous Henna Mad-dog Skullcap
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Hideous Skinny Woman Indian Lodge
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Disturbing theatre
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Greedy magical keepsake machete
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
orange indirect expression
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Fantasy-prone excitant business firm sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
lol
boyish den cuckoldry
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Fantasy-prone excitant business firm sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
boyish den cuckoldry
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Fantasy-prone excitant business firm sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Hideous Skinny Woman Indian Lodge
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
bateful tripping preventive strike national
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Irradiated roommate
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Razzle shimmering principal's office giraffe
  08/14/13
180
Talented stage
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
boyish den cuckoldry
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Vigorous Cerise Weed Whacker
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
boyish den cuckoldry
  08/14/13
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haunting trump supporter school cafeteria
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Well-lubricated electric pit electric furnace
  08/14/13
180
Bistre Mind-boggling Institution Halford
  08/14/13
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Disturbing theatre
  08/15/13
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histrionic pervert
  08/17/13
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Glittery Elastic Band Factory Reset Button
  09/11/13
Lmao
french galvanic brunch wrinkle
  06/07/17
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yapping parlor wagecucks
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
geriatric headpube
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
haunting trump supporter school cafeteria
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
comical flesh lettuce
  08/14/13
lol
Bistre Mind-boggling Institution Halford
  08/14/13
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Metal senate
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Beady-eyed unhinged crotch codepig
  08/14/13
180
Carnelian selfie
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Brilliant knife
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Titillating Sadistic Hominid
  08/17/13
poignant
light dysfunction
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Swashbuckling outnumbered main people meetinghouse
  08/17/13
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haunting trump supporter school cafeteria
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Glittery Elastic Band Factory Reset Button
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
exciting lodge circlehead
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Greedy magical keepsake machete
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Adulterous Library
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Multi-colored Personal Credit Line Gaming Laptop
  12/28/13
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Clear son of senegal
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Sapphire Aphrodisiac Property
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Jet abode
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
cowardly yarmulke
  03/10/14
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honey-headed ladyboy new version
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
stirring violet sex offender
  05/12/15
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jade nighttime tank
  01/19/16
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Vigorous Cerise Weed Whacker
  10/25/17
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Federal deer antler rigpig
  11/29/15
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Federal deer antler rigpig
  12/23/15
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honey-headed ladyboy new version
  01/05/16
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Federal deer antler rigpig
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Motley area
  06/07/17
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jade nighttime tank
  09/22/17
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Fuchsia old irish cottage spot
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Cracking jewess feces
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Irate church building
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Cracking jewess feces
  07/18/18
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Diverse underhanded plaza
  04/30/19
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Federal deer antler rigpig
  06/21/20
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Federal deer antler rigpig
  06/23/20
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Gay impertinent voyeur digit ratio
  07/11/20
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Diverse underhanded plaza
  12/16/21
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Diverse underhanded plaza
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: pearl coiffed genital piercing striped hyena

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: heady silver station

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Sooty Hairy Legs

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Adulterous Library

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: honey-headed ladyboy new version

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: appetizing godawful ticket booth



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: infuriating lavender kitty partner

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Marvelous Henna Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Startled free-loading antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Maroon Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: adventurous nursing home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: concupiscible ebony mood theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Drunken red queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Odious Cuck Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: yapping parlor wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: White aromatic generalized bond school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Odious Cuck Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: mahogany cocky private investor

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: plum 180 parlour

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: pearl coiffed genital piercing striped hyena

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Federal deer antler rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Drunken red queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: mahogany cocky private investor

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: autistic cerebral shitlib police squad

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: heady silver station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: racy juggernaut windowlicker

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: pearl coiffed genital piercing striped hyena

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: fragrant ruby love of her life home

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: charismatic unholy dilemma

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: boyish den cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Vigorous Cerise Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Marvelous Henna Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Diverse underhanded plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: concupiscible ebony mood theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: yapping parlor wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: heady silver station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: plum 180 parlour

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal tanning salon

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: orange indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Drunken red queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Drunken red queen of the night

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: heady silver station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: heady silver station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: heady silver station

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Frozen wonderful temple

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: plum 180 parlour

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Spectacular cruise ship

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: pearl coiffed genital piercing striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: razzmatazz base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: hairraiser vengeful stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Vigorous Cerise Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: honey-headed ladyboy new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Startled free-loading antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Spectacular cruise ship

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: orange indirect expression

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: orange indirect expression

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Crimson insecure chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal tanning salon

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: orange indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: stirring violet sex offender

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: cobalt deep step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal tanning salon

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Vibrant Hospital Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: orange indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: exciting lodge circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: exciting lodge circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Diverse underhanded plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: orange indirect expression

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: orange indirect expression

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Irradiated roommate

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Amber Address Associate

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: racy juggernaut windowlicker

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: racy juggernaut windowlicker

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Bearded french chef

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: glassy bawdyhouse

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: orange indirect expression

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Amber Address Associate

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Irradiated roommate

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Lascivious friendly grandma water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Amber Address Associate

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Amber Address Associate

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Amber Address Associate

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Amber Address Associate

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Amber Address Associate

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Amber Address Associate

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: heady silver station

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: heady silver station

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Curious corner tattoo

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: orange indirect expression

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal tanning salon

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz base

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Twinkling Startling Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal tanning salon

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Thriller pink famous landscape painting

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Thriller pink famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: heady silver station

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: heady silver station

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: sepia balding fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz base

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Garnet stead doctorate

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Flatulent crackhouse alpha

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: orange indirect expression

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Dull Harsh Candlestick Maker

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Ivory abusive church

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: heady silver station

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Lascivious friendly grandma water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Tantric Idea He Suggested People Who Are Hurt

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Stimulating Chocolate Chapel Useless Brakes

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Thriller pink famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring ruddy travel guidebook

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Federal deer antler rigpig

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: pearl coiffed genital piercing striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: brass low-t foreskin depressive

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Avocado supple state regret

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: orange indirect expression

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: histrionic pervert

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Bistre Mind-boggling Institution Halford

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Bistre Mind-boggling Institution Halford

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Bistre Mind-boggling Institution Halford

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Hideous Skinny Woman Indian Lodge

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Bistre Mind-boggling Institution Halford

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Disturbing theatre

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Ivory abusive church

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Marvelous Henna Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Hideous Skinny Woman Indian Lodge

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Disturbing theatre

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Greedy magical keepsake machete

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: orange indirect expression

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone excitant business firm sweet tailpipe

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: boyish den cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone excitant business firm sweet tailpipe

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: boyish den cuckoldry

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone excitant business firm sweet tailpipe

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Hideous Skinny Woman Indian Lodge

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: bateful tripping preventive strike national

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Irradiated roommate

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Razzle shimmering principal's office giraffe

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Talented stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: boyish den cuckoldry

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Vigorous Cerise Weed Whacker

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: boyish den cuckoldry

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: haunting trump supporter school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated electric pit electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Bistre Mind-boggling Institution Halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Disturbing theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: histrionic pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Glittery Elastic Band Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: french galvanic brunch wrinkle

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: yapping parlor wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: geriatric headpube

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: haunting trump supporter school cafeteria

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: comical flesh lettuce

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Bistre Mind-boggling Institution Halford

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Metal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed unhinged crotch codepig

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Carnelian selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Brilliant knife

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Titillating Sadistic Hominid

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: light dysfunction

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling outnumbered main people meetinghouse

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: haunting trump supporter school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Glittery Elastic Band Factory Reset Button

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: exciting lodge circlehead

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Greedy magical keepsake machete

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Adulterous Library

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored Personal Credit Line Gaming Laptop

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Clear son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Sapphire Aphrodisiac Property

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Jet abode

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: cowardly yarmulke

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: honey-headed ladyboy new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: stirring violet sex offender

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: jade nighttime tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Vigorous Cerise Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Federal deer antler rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Federal deer antler rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: honey-headed ladyboy new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Federal deer antler rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Motley area

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: jade nighttime tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Cracking jewess feces

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Irate church building

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Cracking jewess feces

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Diverse underhanded plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Federal deer antler rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Federal deer antler rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Gay impertinent voyeur digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Diverse underhanded plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Diverse underhanded plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44198924)