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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
puce circlehead
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Razzle scourge upon the earth university
  11/17/13
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orange marvelous parlor feces
  02/09/14
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puce circlehead
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu
nyuug
  03/24/26
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nyuug
  03/25/26
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  03/25/26
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nyuug
  03/26/26
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exciting smoky yarmulke
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Vigorous topaz goyim
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
transparent national deer antler
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
glassy nudist kitchen corn cake
  11/18/13
tp
thriller cream stock car headpube
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
beta appetizing mexican jap
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
exciting smoky yarmulke
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
puce circlehead
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
canary rigor
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
honey-headed home liquid oxygen
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
electric school cafeteria
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
puce circlehead
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Cracking menage
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
puce circlehead
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
cerise sinister pisswyrm
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
180 Senate Love Of Her Life
  04/07/16
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big blathering box office main people
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
titillating pit hominid
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Startling sound barrier
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Sick nowag
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Boyish sexy range ladyboy
  11/17/13
?
bronze cuckold hairy legs
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
pale place of business field
  11/18/13
Well?
Haunting depressive toilet seat
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Adventurous crystalline theater stage generalized bond
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
chest-beating heaven psychic
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
exciting smoky yarmulke
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
razzle-dazzle twinkling house
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
mischievous roommate
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
chest-beating heaven psychic
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
puce circlehead
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
chest-beating heaven psychic
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
mischievous roommate
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
puce circlehead
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
chest-beating heaven psychic
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
puce circlehead
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
You're done here
floppy slate set mediation
  11/19/13
(idiot)
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
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exhilarant peach stain hall
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Clear Fighting Faggotry
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
puce circlehead
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
exhilarant peach stain hall
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
electric school cafeteria
  11/17/13
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costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
exhilarant peach stain hall
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Chocolate church building
  11/17/13
only?
Clear Fighting Faggotry
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
puce circlehead
  11/17/13
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costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
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Flirting messiness
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Cobalt frozen plaza fanboi
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
puce circlehead
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
mischievous roommate
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
soggy bawdyhouse weed whacker
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
exhilarant peach stain hall
  11/17/13
lol
soggy bawdyhouse weed whacker
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Cobalt frozen plaza fanboi
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Clear Fighting Faggotry
  11/17/13
lmao.
glassy nudist kitchen corn cake
  11/18/13
cq
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thriller cream stock car headpube
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
plum stirring skinny woman
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
glassy nudist kitchen corn cake
  11/18/13
Underrated
aphrodisiac abode french chef
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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  12/22/14
tyft mental image
Slimy boiling water
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
Disrespectful cyan potus volcanic crater
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Bull headed curious site
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Bull headed curious site
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Cobalt frozen plaza fanboi
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
Sticky Selfie Regret
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
plum stirring skinny woman
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Bull headed curious site
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
plum stirring skinny woman
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
exhilarant peach stain hall
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Bull headed curious site
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
spruce flickering round eye
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Bull headed curious site
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Bull headed curious site
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
spruce flickering round eye
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
spruce flickering round eye
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
spruce flickering round eye
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
plum stirring skinny woman
  11/17/13
LOL
costumed trailer park candlestick maker
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Bull headed curious site
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
plum stirring skinny woman
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Bull headed curious site
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
plum stirring skinny woman
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
rambunctious sweet tailpipe principal's office
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
razzle-dazzle twinkling house
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Up-to-no-good comical preventive strike stage
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Bearded dog poop genital piercing
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
puce circlehead
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Bull headed curious site
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
plum stirring skinny woman
  11/17/13
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aphrodisiac abode french chef
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Clear Fighting Faggotry
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
puce circlehead
  11/17/13
well executed flame
Pink institution ape
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
iridescent cruise ship
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
Aquamarine Hairraiser Fortuitous Meteor Newt
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it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
plum stirring skinny woman
  11/17/13
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Fragrant friendly grandma hell
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
vengeful gaping
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Fragrant friendly grandma hell
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Wonderful whorehouse
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
racy gas station
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
puce circlehead
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
racy gas station
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
puce circlehead
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Azure sanctuary
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
Violent famous landscape painting
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Azure sanctuary
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
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  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
puce circlehead
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
translucent thirsty business firm indirect expression
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
Azure sanctuary
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Khaki personal credit line
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
Fear-inspiring electric furnace
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
puce circlehead
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Azure sanctuary
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
vengeful gaping
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
pale place of business field
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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(Jeff Bridges)
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Flirting messiness
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
self-absorbed lemon address juggernaut
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
mustard tripping space
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
puce circlehead
  11/19/13
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puce circlehead
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
iridescent cruise ship
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Laughsome Voyeur
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
Sooty drunken really tough guy
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
iridescent cruise ship
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
Shimmering base jew
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talented dead casino
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
puce circlehead
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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puce circlehead
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
Slimy boiling water
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
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and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
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Uh they do
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puce circlehead
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
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Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in t...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: puce circlehead

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Razzle scourge upon the earth university

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: orange marvelous parlor feces



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: puce circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug

like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49771725)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: exciting smoky yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Vigorous topaz goyim

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: transparent national deer antler

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: glassy nudist kitchen corn cake

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: thriller cream stock car headpube

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: beta appetizing mexican jap

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: exciting smoky yarmulke

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: puce circlehead

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: canary rigor

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: honey-headed home liquid oxygen

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: electric school cafeteria

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: puce circlehead

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Cracking menage

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: puce circlehead

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: cerise sinister pisswyrm

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: 180 Senate Love Of Her Life

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: big blathering box office main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: titillating pit hominid

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Startling sound barrier

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Sick nowag

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Boyish sexy range ladyboy

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: bronze cuckold hairy legs

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: pale place of business field

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Haunting depressive toilet seat

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Adventurous crystalline theater stage generalized bond

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: chest-beating heaven psychic

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: exciting smoky yarmulke

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling house

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: mischievous roommate

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: chest-beating heaven psychic

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: puce circlehead

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: chest-beating heaven psychic

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: mischievous roommate

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: puce circlehead

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: chest-beating heaven psychic

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: puce circlehead

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: floppy slate set mediation

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: exhilarant peach stain hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Clear Fighting Faggotry

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: puce circlehead

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: exhilarant peach stain hall

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: electric school cafeteria

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: exhilarant peach stain hall

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Chocolate church building

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Clear Fighting Faggotry

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: puce circlehead

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Flirting messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Cobalt frozen plaza fanboi

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: puce circlehead

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: mischievous roommate

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: soggy bawdyhouse weed whacker

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: exhilarant peach stain hall

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: soggy bawdyhouse weed whacker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Cobalt frozen plaza fanboi

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Clear Fighting Faggotry

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: glassy nudist kitchen corn cake

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Indigo Insecure Tanning Salon

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: thriller cream stock car headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: plum stirring skinny woman

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: glassy nudist kitchen corn cake

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac abode french chef

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: flushed stage sneaky criminal

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Slimy boiling water

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Disrespectful cyan potus volcanic crater

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Bull headed curious site

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Bull headed curious site

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Cobalt frozen plaza fanboi

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Sticky Selfie Regret

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: plum stirring skinny woman

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Bull headed curious site

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: plum stirring skinny woman

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: exhilarant peach stain hall

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Bull headed curious site

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: spruce flickering round eye

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Bull headed curious site

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Bull headed curious site

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: spruce flickering round eye

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: spruce flickering round eye

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: spruce flickering round eye

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: plum stirring skinny woman

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: costumed trailer park candlestick maker

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Bull headed curious site

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: plum stirring skinny woman

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Bull headed curious site

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: plum stirring skinny woman

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: rambunctious sweet tailpipe principal's office

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling house

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good comical preventive strike stage

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Bearded dog poop genital piercing

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: puce circlehead

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Bull headed curious site

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: plum stirring skinny woman

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac abode french chef

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Clear Fighting Faggotry

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: puce circlehead

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Pink institution ape

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: iridescent cruise ship

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Aquamarine Hairraiser Fortuitous Meteor Newt

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Contagious claret forum prole

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: plum stirring skinny woman

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Fragrant friendly grandma hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: vengeful gaping

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: razzmatazz mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Fragrant friendly grandma hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Wonderful whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: racy gas station

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: puce circlehead

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: racy gas station

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: puce circlehead

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Azure sanctuary

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Violent famous landscape painting

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Azure sanctuary

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: translucent thirsty business firm indirect expression

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: puce circlehead

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: translucent thirsty business firm indirect expression

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Azure sanctuary

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Khaki personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring electric furnace

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: puce circlehead

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Azure sanctuary

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: vengeful gaping

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: pale place of business field

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic gold stag film bbw

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: red ticket booth

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: navy heady brethren

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Flirting messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: self-absorbed lemon address juggernaut

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: mustard tripping space

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: puce circlehead

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: puce circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: iridescent cruise ship

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Stimulating legend temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Laughsome Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Sooty drunken really tough guy

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: iridescent cruise ship

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Shimmering base jew

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: talented dead casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: puce circlehead

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Arousing Stubborn Lay Laser Beams

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: puce circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Slimy boiling water

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: copper talking fat ankles queen of the night

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: brass fluffy cuck pocket flask

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: charismatic primrose lodge

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: puce circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Slimy boiling water

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: confused native old irish cottage

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: metal walnut associate black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: puce circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: puce circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: 180 Senate Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: sable factory reset button dilemma

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: maize bossy double fault

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: aromatic blue school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: 180 Senate Love Of Her Life

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: dun odious sandwich dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: puce circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: concupiscible pearly therapy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: puce circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Excitant Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: ruby mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: titillating pit hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: thriller cream stock car headpube

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: citrine greedy pistol degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47457883)



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