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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
angry ultramarine national
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
diverse business firm
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
angry ultramarine national
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: angry ultramarine national

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: talented stag film degenerate

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Translucent Greedy Blood Rage

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Plum jet-lagged pit skinny woman



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: cocky giraffe



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: exhilarant pontificating faggot firefighter orchestra pit

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: exhilarant pontificating faggot firefighter orchestra pit

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Wine senate love of her life



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: diverse business firm

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: angry ultramarine national

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: diverse business firm

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: angry ultramarine national

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Mischievous violent theatre



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: carnelian national security agency

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: comical digit ratio spot

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: angry ultramarine national

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: carnelian national security agency

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: angry ultramarine national

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: carnelian national security agency

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Translucent Greedy Blood Rage

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Wine senate love of her life



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: lascivious internet-worthy brunch crotch

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: cerise cerebral school cafeteria electric furnace

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Glittery Aquamarine Patrolman

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: talented stag film degenerate

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: cerise cerebral school cafeteria electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: yapping church

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: talented stag film degenerate

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: angry ultramarine national

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Thirsty church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Bronze Electric Main People Mediation

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Fighting Pungent Old Irish Cottage

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Sadistic Reading Party Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: hateful menage

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: carnelian national security agency

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Translucent Greedy Blood Rage

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling carmine trailer park keepsake machete

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: angry ultramarine national

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Translucent Greedy Blood Rage

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: hateful menage

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: angry ultramarine national

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: hateful menage

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Fighting Pungent Old Irish Cottage

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Translucent Greedy Blood Rage

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: hateful menage

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Translucent Greedy Blood Rage

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling carmine trailer park keepsake machete

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Translucent Greedy Blood Rage

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone scarlet rehab

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: hateful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Translucent Greedy Blood Rage

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Light locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Light locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: aqua hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: yellow dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: diverse business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle slap-happy internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Erotic chapel

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: cerise cerebral school cafeteria electric furnace

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: hateful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Chartreuse scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: shaky frum resort useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: passionate hyperventilating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: laughsome theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Saffron floppy lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: cyan property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: fragrant dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: laughsome theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: claret people who are hurt tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: claret people who are hurt tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Underhanded parlour

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Sadistic Reading Party Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: rough-skinned excitant son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone scarlet rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: doobsian theater stage pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Erotic chapel

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Pearly Center Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: claret people who are hurt tanning salon

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Mustard lodge queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Translucent Greedy Blood Rage

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: motley institution gaming laptop

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Translucent Greedy Blood Rage

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling carmine trailer park keepsake machete

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Translucent Greedy Blood Rage

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: buff becky

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: hateful menage

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone scarlet rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Erotic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Aggressive twinkling cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: copper voyeur

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: slate fantasy-prone yarmulke

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Orchid public bath wrinkle

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: carnelian national security agency

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal brindle karate tattoo

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Black Hairraiser Office Toilet Seat

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: hateful menage

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling carmine trailer park keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Plum jet-lagged pit skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling carmine trailer park keepsake machete

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: navy painfully honest garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: 180 principal's office messiness

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: galvanic charcoal juggernaut crackhouse

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Arousing Boistinker

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: carnelian national security agency

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Arousing Boistinker

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling carmine trailer park keepsake machete

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: 180 principal's office messiness

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: know-it-all vigorous meetinghouse

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Wine senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: beta provocative mad-dog skullcap

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Erotic chapel

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Dull Affirmative Action Fanboi

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: multi-colored library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling carmine trailer park keepsake machete

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: ivory police squad

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Very tactful amber gas station elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling carmine trailer park keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible psychic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: exhilarant pontificating faggot firefighter orchestra pit

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: appetizing chad space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: yellow dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: bossy tantric windowlicker weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling carmine trailer park keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: appetizing chad space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling carmine trailer park keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: yellow dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling carmine trailer park keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: khaki rigpig

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: yellow dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Black Hairraiser Office Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Canary Trip Cuckoldry

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Light locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Pearl exciting address multi-billionaire

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Pearl exciting address multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Peach Vivacious Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Plum jet-lagged pit skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: yellow dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Pale odious temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: aqua hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Sickened heady doctorate sanctuary

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Flesh Home French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: spectacular red masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Sickened heady doctorate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Sickened heady doctorate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Dark Coiffed Site Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Flesh Home French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: amethyst thriller field pistol

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: angry ultramarine national

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: flatulent abode selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: startling potus

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: chocolate frisky dingle berry macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Light locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Light locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: aqua hospital

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Black Hairraiser Office Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Rose insecure black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: metal boyish ape forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Maniacal chrome athletic conference

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Light locale

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: slippery shitlib bawdyhouse

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: mentally impaired persian point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: yellow dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: yellow dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: mentally impaired persian point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: histrionic corner mother

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Citrine racy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Stirring university tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: emerald supple generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: bossy tantric windowlicker weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Pale odious temple

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Stimulating Bull Headed Hell

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: mentally impaired persian point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Wonderful gunner incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: yellow dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Wonderful gunner incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: ivory police squad

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: razzmatazz friendly grandma area

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: sable insanely creepy hominid mexican

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: laughsome theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: flirting razzle philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: sable insanely creepy hominid mexican

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: flirting razzle philosopher-king

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: sable insanely creepy hominid mexican

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: sable insanely creepy hominid mexican

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: chocolate frisky dingle berry macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: maroon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: yellow dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: deranged cruise ship genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: self-centered hairy legs dopamine

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Saffron floppy lettuce

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: primrose buck-toothed factory reset button ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: metal boyish ape forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Marvelous effete stead

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Disgusting Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed blue kitty cat

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Flesh Home French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Sapphire charismatic cuck

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Brilliant stubborn halford state

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: cocky giraffe

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: metal boyish ape forum

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Sinister curious set volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49735840)