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Jose Canseco spells own name wrong in tweet

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1367239016328830977
zombie-like box office laser beams
  03/03/21
he's just helping out his buddy jose conseco with his car wa...
Autistic useless cruise ship
  03/03/21
with some gass
bearded thirsty dysfunction shrine
  05/12/21
He's not a native english speaker. whatev
Honey-headed chapel sound barrier
  03/03/21
lol, 180
Emerald splenetic business firm
  03/03/21
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/17/26
ah yes, that explains why he has trouble spelling English wo...
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Learning Disabled Theater Stage Ceo
  08/06/21
LMAO.
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Indecent charismatic library scourge upon the earth
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Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat
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Aqua abusive school cafeteria personal credit line
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Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat
  12/10/25
wow turns out ppl fuckin hate jose canseco
heady mustard parlour
  03/03/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foi-McBulkw
Emerald splenetic business firm
  03/03/21
him and ricky henderson were my favorite baseball players as...
Peach cuckold
  03/03/21
mfcr
bearded hairy legs coffee pot
  08/17/22
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/17/26
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1380799274775052297
zombie-like box office laser beams
  04/10/21
whoa. that twitter feed is something else.
Silver angry principal's office
  04/10/21
lol, he did it again https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/stat...
zombie-like box office laser beams
  05/12/21
come getting out of graft and car washing some gas tp
bearded thirsty dysfunction shrine
  05/12/21
Drunk
Bateful Sapphire Indian Lodge
  05/12/21
laughing so hard I'm crying
Galvanic institution
  05/12/21
Any Vegas poasters want to go hang with Jose at his car wash...
zombie-like box office laser beams
  05/12/21
ive been following jose canseco on twitter for years, he alw...
boyish insanely creepy internal respiration
  05/12/21
Lmao Also Ho Lee Fuk had no idea his daughter was so hot
Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat
  06/24/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1407837900381720586
zombie-like box office laser beams
  06/23/21
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Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat
  06/24/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412845409643474948
zombie-like box office laser beams
  07/07/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412992966138810372
zombie-like box office laser beams
  07/08/21
He's onto us https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1409985...
zombie-like box office laser beams
  07/08/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1423715257323646987
zombie-like box office laser beams
  08/06/21
Just spent ~10 minutes reading Jose Canseco tweets...speechl...
irradiated brethren trailer park
  08/06/21
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Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat
  08/06/21
holy shit, his daughter is a fucking dime https://twitter...
irradiated brethren trailer park
  08/06/21
Wow
Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat
  08/06/21
no shit hes jose canseco
bearded hairy legs coffee pot
  08/17/22
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Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat
  08/17/22
Plastic surgery disaster
Anal Parlor Partner
  12/04/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4875197&fo...
Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat
  08/06/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1429615143655116801
zombie-like box office laser beams
  08/22/21
180000000000000000
Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat
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Electric hospital juggernaut
  08/17/22
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Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat
  08/17/22
zero fucks just win at everything all the time
Green associate
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Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat
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Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat
  12/08/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1559654784436617216
zombie-like box office laser beams
  08/17/22
18000000000000000000000000 Especially because I was just ...
Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat
  08/17/22
ESL latinos are a lower class than blacks. i rarely think ab...
adventurous location degenerate
  08/17/22
Canseco actually isn't ESL. He moved to the US at age 1 and...
zombie-like box office laser beams
  02/17/23
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1626761598185639936
zombie-like box office laser beams
  02/17/23
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco No college will ever give you ...
zombie-like box office laser beams
  08/06/23
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Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat
  12/04/23
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Provocative very tactful elastic band volcanic crater
  12/04/23
🐢🀝🐢
Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat
  12/04/23
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Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat
  11/21/23
What is Jose trying to tell us here? https://twitter.com/...
zombie-like box office laser beams
  12/10/23
to be fair, the a and o keys are often mistakenly used due t...
nighttime candlestick maker corner
  12/10/23
XO meetup with XO Jose Canseco April 27th in Woodbridge NJ. ...
zombie-like box office laser beams
  02/13/24
https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1794755413738705278
zombie-like box office laser beams
  05/26/24
https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1893800468502950271
zombie-like box office laser beams
  02/23/25
https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/2013796712075473344
Ass Sunstein
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/21/26


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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1367239016328830977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42044006)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: Autistic useless cruise ship

he's just helping out his buddy jose conseco with his car wash i dont see the issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42044009)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: bearded thirsty dysfunction shrine

with some gass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42450579)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed chapel sound barrier

He's not a native english speaker. whatev

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42044010)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:22 PM
Author: Emerald splenetic business firm

lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42044188)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49596618)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:41 PM
Author: clear appetizing fortuitous meteor

ah yes, that explains why he has trouble spelling English words like "Jose Canseco"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42909987)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Theater Stage Ceo



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat

LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42910051)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: At-the-ready transparent theatre factory reset button



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:24 AM
Author: Indecent charismatic library scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:25 AM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Aqua abusive school cafeteria personal credit line



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:17 PM
Author: heady mustard parlour

wow turns out ppl fuckin hate jose canseco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42044168)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:22 PM
Author: Emerald splenetic business firm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foi-McBulkw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42044187)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:25 PM
Author: Peach cuckold

him and ricky henderson were my favorite baseball players as a kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42044201)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: bearded hairy legs coffee pot

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45025491)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: April 10th, 2021 6:07 PM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1380799274775052297

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42255641)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 6:13 PM
Author: Silver angry principal's office

whoa. that twitter feed is something else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42255664)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

lol, he did it again

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1392586123239518208

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42450567)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:30 PM
Author: bearded thirsty dysfunction shrine

come getting out of graft and car washing some gas tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42450584)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:28 PM
Author: Bateful Sapphire Indian Lodge

Drunk

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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: Galvanic institution

laughing so hard I'm crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42450580)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 9:39 PM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

Any Vegas poasters want to go hang with Jose at his car wash and report back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42451287)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: boyish insanely creepy internal respiration

ive been following jose canseco on twitter for years, he always fucking delivers

this is another recent one that was an instant classic:

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1365826972346064899?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42451303)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:28 AM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat

Lmao

Also Ho Lee Fuk had no idea his daughter was so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42677568)



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Date: June 23rd, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1407837900381720586

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42676625)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:29 AM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat



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Date: July 7th, 2021 2:52 PM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412845409643474948

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42744740)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 12:55 AM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412992966138810372

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42747723)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 12:56 AM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

He's onto us

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1409985252878032897

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42747724)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1423715257323646987

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42909915)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: irradiated brethren trailer park

Just spent ~10 minutes reading Jose Canseco tweets...speechless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42910032)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:51 PM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: irradiated brethren trailer park

holy shit, his daughter is a fucking dime

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1365826828955312129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42910045)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:55 PM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42910059)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: bearded hairy legs coffee pot

no shit hes jose canseco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45025492)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 1:46 AM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:40 PM
Author: Anal Parlor Partner

Plastic surgery disaster

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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4875197&forum_id=2#42802051

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42910050)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1429615143655116801

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#42992883)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 9:30 PM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat

180000000000000000

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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:06 AM
Author: Electric hospital juggernaut



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:45 PM
Author: Green associate

zero fucks just win at everything all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45029122)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat



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Date: December 8th, 2021 1:49 AM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1559654784436617216

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45025420)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat

18000000000000000000000000

Especially because I was just thinking of this thread the other day, for some mysterious reason...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45025477)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: adventurous location degenerate

ESL latinos are a lower class than blacks. i rarely think about it but stuff like this confirms it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45025489)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 9:12 PM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

Canseco actually isn't ESL. He moved to the US at age 1 and speaks unaccented American English.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45948891)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 9:11 PM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1626761598185639936

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#45948885)



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Date: August 6th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

Jose Canseco

@JoseCanseco

No college will ever give you a masters in life

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1688247028974063616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#46635673)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:38 PM
Author: Provocative very tactful elastic band volcanic crater



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Date: December 4th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat

🐢🀝🐢

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Date: November 21st, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: Frum Mischievous University Kitty Cat



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Date: December 10th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

What is Jose trying to tell us here?

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1733722863876624628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47153228)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: nighttime candlestick maker corner

to be fair, the a and o keys are often mistakenly used due to their closeness on the keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47153239)



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Date: February 13th, 2024 7:06 PM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

XO meetup with XO Jose Canseco April 27th in Woodbridge NJ. Only $59 (non-refundable)

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1757555458771169666

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47399761)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1794755413738705278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#47694100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: zombie-like box office laser beams

https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1893800468502950271

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#48687811)



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Date: January 20th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/2013796712075473344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49605252)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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