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“Evan’s targeted BBWs long enough.”

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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: concupiscible plum school cafeteria friendly grandma

Seattle’s Workplace Discrimination Protections include weight as a protected class — a fact that Sheila, Kalisha, and Keisha, my grocery store resident BBW triumvirate, have weaponized to wage war against me.

This afternoon, I was summoned to HR, where Tabitha, mid-bite of a double cheeseburger, informed me they had filed a joint complaint. The charge? I’ve been fostering an “anti-thicc culture.”

The catalyst? I suggested that maybe—just maybe—they rotate seating during breaks to reduce congestion in the staff lounge. Apparently, this innocuous suggestion was a “systemic attack on body positivity.”

Tabitha, with grease glistening on her fingers, glared at me like I’d just suggested banning snacks. “Evan, do you have any idea what kind of lawsuit this could bring? Fix your attitude, friend.”

Meanwhile, the BBWs were already celebrating their victory, sprawled across the entire breakroom couch like it was a throne. Sheila held court, loudly declaring, “This is a safe space now.”

Keisha chimed in, “If Evan wants to sit, he can stand outside.” Kalisha cackled and dared me with her eyes to say otherwise.

As I slinked back to the floor, a Karen cornered me to complain that her cashier had “bruised her organic apples.” The BBWs, now emboldened, waddled by, sharing a family-sized bag of chips, smirking as if daring me to take one more misstep.

Spent the rest of the day rearranging stock, fantasizing about calling OSHA on them. Leaned against the backroom door and whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”

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Date: November 15th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: concupiscible plum school cafeteria friendly grandma



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: concupiscible plum school cafeteria friendly grandma



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:07 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2025 4:03 AM
Author: concupiscible plum school cafeteria friendly grandma



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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:39 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2025 3:14 AM
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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:28 AM
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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: concupiscible plum school cafeteria friendly grandma



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Date: November 9th, 2024 6:16 PM
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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:03 AM
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:16 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:40 AM
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Date: November 16th, 2024 3:09 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2024 3:11 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:05 PM
Author: concupiscible plum school cafeteria friendly grandma

This is fine.

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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:21 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2024 8:48 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2024 2:16 AM
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Date: December 23rd, 2024 2:18 AM
Author: Beady-eyed selfie reading party

This is fine.

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Date: December 23rd, 2024 2:37 AM
Author: concupiscible plum school cafeteria friendly grandma

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Date: January 1st, 2025 12:08 AM
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Date: January 5th, 2025 8:00 AM
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 3:32 AM
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Date: December 17th, 2024 1:14 AM
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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:45 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2024 1:17 PM
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Date: December 31st, 2024 3:25 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2026 3:02 PM
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