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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM Author: Mustard Ungodly Senate Police Squad https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49565003) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM Author: Godawful pit philosopher-king they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49565021) |
Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM Author: Godawful pit philosopher-king this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:
https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20 |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM Author: Slimy Property Giraffe uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49565020) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM Author: Godawful pit philosopher-king Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49565022) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM Author: Slimy Property Giraffe what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49565024) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM Author: Godawful pit philosopher-king I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49565025) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM Author: Mustard Ungodly Senate Police Squad Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro. Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth! |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM Author: Mustard Ungodly Senate Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566633) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM Author: Godawful pit philosopher-king They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566680) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Mustard Ungodly Senate Police Squad Tons of blow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566714) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM Author: greedy institution marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566959) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM Author: Godawful pit philosopher-king After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49565140) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: charcoal cruel-hearted market wagecucks "About this account ... Connected via India Android App" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566641) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: crusty temple h1b indians would never make this mistake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566643) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM Author: beta clear doctorate hospital this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566656) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM Author: Godawful pit philosopher-king Do cons still think this doesn't matter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566669) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM Author: domesticated wrinkle station the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566675) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: Godawful pit philosopher-king (JD, Fordham University) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566684) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Concupiscible Bonkers Parlour Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566729) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: beta clear doctorate hospital succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"
this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw. |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Godawful pit philosopher-king gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566694) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: domesticated wrinkle station it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566734) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Godawful pit philosopher-king Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: domesticated wrinkle station well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.
does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal? |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Mustard Ungodly Senate Police Squad Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566716) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: hyperventilating big casino private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566722) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: excitant rough-skinned mood This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566732) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Slimy Property Giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49566761) |