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You immediately and permanently lose all ur hair but ur wife never ages past 37.

Yay/nay? Must decide now, can’t punt and wait until yo...
house-broken piazza
  03/27/26
To be fair, So I get to go completely bald AND be married...
Soul-stirring temple
  03/27/26
She’s not like that
house-broken piazza
  03/27/26
To be fair, OK I'll trust you on that but only if you kno...
Soul-stirring temple
  03/27/26
Note that in the case of divorce your wife will have violate...
house-broken piazza
  03/27/26
Took me a second to get the reference, lmao (at this tragico...
Slate beady-eyed feces digit ratio
  03/27/26
I really like it here, apropos of nothing
Slate beady-eyed feces digit ratio
  03/27/26
Do you accept? I dunno what 37 is in dog years but I reckon ...
house-broken piazza
  03/27/26
LOL'd, tyvmft I would politely decline, I think, because ...
Slate beady-eyed feces digit ratio
  03/27/26
Saves me a ton on haircuts
self-centered hell
  03/27/26
Okay, I lol’d
Slate beady-eyed feces digit ratio
  03/27/26
"your wife stops aging and your life doesnt change, do ...
Swashbuckling puce tanning salon
  03/27/26
Most xo poas are Aryan Norwood 0s afaik. Personally I like h...
house-broken piazza
  03/27/26
the IFNB musclestuds? they, uh, are still searching for mrs ...
Swashbuckling puce tanning salon
  03/27/26
Make it 19-20
Multi-colored Trailer Park
  03/27/26
No
house-broken piazza
  03/27/26
100%. i hate getting my asshole waxed.
Sepia razzle locus twinkling uncleanness
  03/27/26
Just the hair on the top of my head? Or like pubes/eyebrows/...
Apoplectic Thirsty Mood
  03/27/26
Let's say just head and pubes. You can have your eyebrows an...
house-broken piazza
  03/27/26
Yeah I'll take that deal all day long. I want to be clear...
Apoplectic Thirsty Mood
  03/27/26
so she would leave you lol and be some other dudes 37 yo ben...
titillating bull headed theater stage
  03/27/26
37 yo benjamin button wife tp
Slate beady-eyed feces digit ratio
  03/27/26
Le reddit nigger!
house-broken piazza
  03/27/26


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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: house-broken piazza

Yay/nay? Must decide now, can’t punt and wait until you’re 52 or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774075)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring temple

To be fair,

So I get to go completely bald AND be married to a blown out shrew who will almost certainly divorce me and legally steal half of my shit as I become old and bald?

How much does this cost and do you accept credit cards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774085)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: house-broken piazza

She’s not like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774088)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring temple

To be fair,

OK I'll trust you on that but only if you know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774094)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: house-broken piazza

Note that in the case of divorce your wife will have violated the terms of the hypo and immediately revert to her true age. As will your Hair, although of course this would be to its natural Norwood level given your age and not the level it was at the time of signing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774103)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Slate beady-eyed feces digit ratio

Took me a second to get the reference, lmao (at this tragicomically strange modern world, to be clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49775131)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: Slate beady-eyed feces digit ratio

I really like it here, apropos of nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774108)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: house-broken piazza

Do you accept? I dunno what 37 is in dog years but I reckon something around 6 or 7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774137)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Slate beady-eyed feces digit ratio

LOL'd, tyvmft

I would politely decline, I think, because I've noticed that women with decent genes who also take good care of themselves, cool mind warm heart etc, are unironically 180 mommy gf and/or mommy wife material indefinitely

And even though I once buzzed my hair impulsively back in high school just out of curiosity if I could pull it off, I just really, really like my hair (and to be honest my older sister making fun of me for any reason is the most Goosebumps scenario I can think of in life, probably!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49775123)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: self-centered hell

Saves me a ton on haircuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774119)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Slate beady-eyed feces digit ratio

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774125)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling puce tanning salon

"your wife stops aging and your life doesnt change, do you accept?"

what kind of shit hypo is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774142)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: house-broken piazza

Most xo poas are Aryan Norwood 0s afaik. Personally I like having Hair quite a bit even now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774145)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling puce tanning salon

the IFNB musclestuds? they, uh, are still searching for mrs right and love being bachelors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774152)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored Trailer Park

Make it 19-20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774229)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: house-broken piazza

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774233)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Sepia razzle locus twinkling uncleanness

100%. i hate getting my asshole waxed.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774241)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Apoplectic Thirsty Mood

Just the hair on the top of my head? Or like pubes/eyebrows/eyelashes too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774243)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: house-broken piazza

Let's say just head and pubes. You can have your eyebrows and chestpubes, if you can keep them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774407)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Apoplectic Thirsty Mood

Yeah I'll take that deal all day long.

I want to be clear that I'd be keeping the eyelashes too. I went to high school with this mentally ill kid, he developed trichotillomania & pulled out all his eyelashes. He looked like a total freak, way worse than you might expect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49775112)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: titillating bull headed theater stage

so she would leave you lol and be some other dudes 37 yo benjamin button wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49774409)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Slate beady-eyed feces digit ratio

37 yo benjamin button wife tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49775133)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: house-broken piazza

Le reddit nigger!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310752#49775235)