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How prestigious? What do they do?
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I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just ...
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work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US
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got beaten to it :(
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  01/31/16
Essentially demigods
mauve temple
  01/31/16
it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at gol...
Disgusting Brunch
  01/31/16
what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so pre...
Insanely Creepy Property Black Woman
  01/31/16
GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quanti...
Disgusting Brunch
  01/31/16
go fuck yourself JJC
multi-colored pit
  03/23/16
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JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of...
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can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do th...
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Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up maki...
maize razzle center
  01/31/16
if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figure...
Disgusting Brunch
  01/31/16
No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that ...
maize razzle center
  01/31/16
no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cycli...
Disgusting Brunch
  01/31/16
Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at...
maize razzle center
  01/31/16
they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people...
Disgusting Brunch
  01/31/16
They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but ho...
maize razzle center
  01/31/16
sure, but that's certainly not the norm.
Disgusting Brunch
  01/31/16
Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.
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I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make becaus...
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  03/23/16
There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who ...
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Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to ge...
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  01/31/16
what are hours/culture like in this group?
Insanely Creepy Property Black Woman
  01/31/16
Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, th...
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was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few year...
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  01/31/16
LOL @ these guys
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? i kinda admire that they were able to think up somethi...
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I can see what your saying about how you have to respect som...
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"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent...
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  03/23/16
jewish as FUARK
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  02/05/16
As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be sig...
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this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to ...
Disgusting Brunch
  01/31/16
it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds&q...
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by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldma...
Disgusting Brunch
  01/31/16
how can i invest in this?
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Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clien...
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SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictat...
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Property Black Woman

How prestigious? What do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722187)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: judgmental infuriating office dopamine

I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just event based investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#32710376)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: sienna hissy fit sanctuary

DevGru shit

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Insecure Chocolate Dog Poop



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Flirting out-of-control dragon windowlicker



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: Buck-toothed shivering selfie



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: harsh flatulent scourge upon the earth



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Titillating plaza tank



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Meetinghouse



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: diverse stage faggot firefighter



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Meetinghouse



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: irradiated pistol theatre

work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:32 AM
Author: Adulterous appetizing whorehouse



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:24 AM
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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:19 PM
Author: Cocky coiffed stead



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle azure base

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle azure base

got beaten to it :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722199)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: mauve temple

Essentially demigods

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Disgusting Brunch

it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at goldman sachs. it's in the securities division under the Fixed Income, Currencies, Commodities group. they invest across the entire capital structure, across sectors, industries, and products, and capitalize on "special situations" (i.e., bankruptcies, spin-offs, management change, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722209)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:58 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Property Black Woman

what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722233)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Disgusting Brunch

GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quantitative Investment Strategies, FIG and TMT banking groups, are also prestigious.

SSG is highly selective and coveted because you get exposure to such a wide swath of investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722239)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: multi-colored pit

go fuck yourself JJC

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: multi-colored pit

180

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: contagious candlestick maker piazza

JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of banks and groups etc (not first hand, just from reading WSO 10 hours a day) than actual finance nuts and bolts. Last time I saw him try to analyze a stock, he was bearish on Google saying that everything but the ads business is a waste of money. Ok I'll take that right up the CEO for you, dumbass gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#44546001)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: spectacular cream school

can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do that for a living

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: henna gas station



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Hateful useless brakes patrolman



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: wine aphrodisiac casino



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: Brilliant indian lodge newt



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: Aromatic roommate heaven



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Date: March 9th, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: floppy violet box office stock car



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: diverse stage faggot firefighter



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:01 PM
Author: maize razzle center

Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up making 7 figures a yr within ten years, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722249)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Disgusting Brunch

if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722252)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: maize razzle center

No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that group on your resume, isn't it almost a given one will eventually end up making 7 figures at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722265)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: Disgusting Brunch

no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cyclical, volatile, and political. a good name brand will make it easier to get a job at a good firm, but it's not that simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722304)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: maize razzle center

Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at Goldman or Morgan Stanley is now making high 6 figures (or more) at the age of 33-34 at other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722419)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Disgusting Brunch

they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people like that, but it's easy to overestimate how much nyc finance people are making and more importantly, have saved up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722455)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: maize razzle center

They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but how else would one afford a $2.5+ million brownstone/condo in NYC? Clearly, they must be making serious bank to afford such a home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722508)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Disgusting Brunch

sure, but that's certainly not the norm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722533)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: mauve temple

Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722538)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: crawly fear-inspiring theater



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Date: February 1st, 2016 3:29 AM
Author: navy impertinent quadroon abode



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: excitant orchid community account legend

I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make because he is an insecure total failure who is now realizing he'll never make real $, so he wants to pretend his peers and those 10+ years younger than him (like 33 year old bros) aren't really making all that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29868419)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: multi-colored pit



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: nighttime mischievous set clown

There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who end up at generic F500 jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722468)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: hairless fanboi

A Blackhawk helicopter hugs the contours of the Amazon River, its rotor wash rippling the jungle eighty feet below like a wave across the sea.

The Managing Director lifts the Raybans from his brow just enough to make eye contact with the two rows of young bankers sitting across from each other in the steel whale's belly. "You boys ready?"

They all nod, stone faced. It was a silly question. They weren't just ready; they had never been more ready. Years at Harvard, long nights fixing spreadsheets, hours of tweaking LinkedIn. It was finally time.

"Remember: you were born a banker," he shouts over the sound of the rotor and the wind and the jungle. "But you were made a Special Situations Operator."

Their ear pieces come alive. "10 seconds to target!"

"Look alive, time to fuck 'em up!"

----

That's what they do.



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Insecure Chocolate Dog Poop



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good curious sneaky criminal



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Bearded Arrogant Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722531)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722854)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Purple doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29723284)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Slap-happy Lime Cuckoldry

The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded brother. He struggled in vain to drag him into safe hiding in the brush amidst crossfire before the rest of the team pushed onward with their mission. But the wounded soldier grabbed him with his remaining energy and held him in place, fixing his brother's gaze on his own.

“No. Go,” he said. “It’s the nature of the assignment.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29723351)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship

"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have a girlfriend, a spouse, family or close friends?"

*the dying man ponders for a moment* "um, no, just go..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29723379)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: hairless fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29723470)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Insecure Chocolate Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29723472)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: wine aphrodisiac casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29723479)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: wild laughsome crotch

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29724036)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: sienna hissy fit sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29724050)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:22 AM
Author: sick chestnut space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#33444095)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: yellow tanning salon giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#33444139)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: vivacious translucent field famous landscape painting

Can't believe I've never seen this thread. The best part of xo is that no matter how long you have been here, there are still tons of 180 poasts waiting to be uncovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#47909171)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#47909175)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Insecure Chocolate Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29723383)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: jet-lagged public bath

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29726741)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: autistic cruel-hearted puppy liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29723365)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Odious frum electric furnace

pitch perfect Vince Flynn novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29724048)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:46 AM
Author: crawly fear-inspiring theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29726280)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: Buck-toothed shivering selfie

i suddenly want to watch zero dark thirty why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29762302)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: deranged crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29868425)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: bright arousing university voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#30121378)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: know-it-all feces

omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#32234968)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: burgundy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#32234970)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Titillating plaza tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#32710313)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: vengeful juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#32710700)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: concupiscible cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#32710707)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:37 AM
Author: yellow tanning salon giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#33444141)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: pearl frozen station foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#35495090)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Pale address degenerate

basically: Soros is Red Skull, they're Cap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722467)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: cowardly range

Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to get it as special situatio investing encompasses a lot. Hours are supposed to be awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722484)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Property Black Woman

what are hours/culture like in this group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722847)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship

Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, the grueling physical exercise regiments, weapons training, and even genetic/cybernetic augmentation required means that you have to be willing to "give yourself fully to Goldman."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722934)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Insecure Chocolate Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722947)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 4:01 AM
Author: Sooty unhinged psychic

rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains. it's GS property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29726354)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Insecure Chocolate Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29868405)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Titillating plaza tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#32710302)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: sick chestnut space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#33444098)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Pearly death wish prole

was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few years back? IIRC they found some loophole in the law to control the supply of aluminum by just shipping it back and forth from warehouse to warehouse instead of making it available on the open market, thereby causing the price to skyrocket. they made hundreds of millions doing this.

edit: here are the links...

http://www.businessinsider.com/goldmans-alleged-aluminum-scam-2013-7

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlenzner/2013/07/25/goldman-sachs-makes-255-million-storing-3-of-global-aluminum-production/#16e8c4c0143e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29722992)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: primrose codepig

LOL @ these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29724062)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Pearly death wish prole

?

i kinda admire that they were able to think up something like this. obvs they're not adding any value to society by doing this but anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29726745)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: primrose codepig

I can see what your saying about how you have to respect someone creative enough to rob like this, but this is the same as those drug price hikers - it's slimy and manipulative and it's only legal cause it's so out of left field that there is no specific law to it. Manipulating the supply chain of a critical industrial component to artificially create an inefficiency and then exploiting that inefficiency is absolutely ridiculous - in many other arenas that kind of behavior is banned outright.

Obviously I am all for making money, but behavior like this is insanely parisitic. You really have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that this is even close to being acceptable, just like the dudes who buy the drug companies and jack the prices up 1000% - they don't even do a middle ground rent seek by improving the product slightly and making it up 2-3x, they nakedly go for the biggest hike which gives off the impression that they expect the behavior to be clamped down upon so they gotta rob as much as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29726802)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Frisky startling pozpig pisswyrm

"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it"

That's ludicrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#30121578)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: Milky Idiot Cumskin

jewish as FUARK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29762430)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Electric Onyx Principal's Office Depressive

As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be significantly more prestigious 5-7 years ago. Now that banks can't have prop desks any more, their ability to capitalize on these kinds of opportunities is much less than before. There are still some things they can do, just less.

tl;dr still a prestigious group but much less so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29723018)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: Disgusting Brunch

this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to be, due to capital constraints and regulations. the one knock on it is that they tend to focus on small illiquid investments.

also forgot to mention that GSIP, goldman's internal long-short equity hedge fund, is extremely prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29723503)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Electric Onyx Principal's Office Depressive

it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds" anymore, so i'm pretty sure this is not prestigious anymore either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29723512)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: Disgusting Brunch

by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldman sachs, not that it invests with proprietary capital. GSIP stricly invests with client money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29723543)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Flesh Swollen Jewess

how can i invest in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29726259)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Beta stain lodge

Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clients, not generating massive returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#30121392)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Claret sinister shitlib potus

SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictators as clients and they help the dictators plan for hiding their money away and escapes and shit just in case the shit hits the fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29723052)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Stirring lemon resort masturbator

Sounds like a fucking TV show

Goldman Sachs: Special Situations Group (SSG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29723492)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: Insecure Chocolate Dog Poop

*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran*

C.O. Blankfein: "Welcome to the Goldman Sachs S.S.G. Operator selection program. You have volunteered for the most intensive banking training known to man. You are all proven graduates within the striver community: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, Wharton, and so on. In spite of your preftige, many of you will not successfully negotiate this program. Those that do, will experience an operational tempo that exceeds that of any other unit within the Goldman Sachs arsenal. That is all that is to be said about the special nature of the S.S.G. training program. I now turn you over to my Command Master Chief, HAHAURFUCKED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29723519)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: wine aphrodisiac casino



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#29762299)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: bright arousing university voyeur



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: balding shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#30121356)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: know-it-all feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#32234978)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Titillating plaza tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#32710308)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: vengeful juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#32710704)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: sick chestnut space



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:25 AM
Author: Brass mind-boggling gunner corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#33444108)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: pearl frozen station foreskin



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Meetinghouse



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Insecure Chocolate Dog Poop



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: hairless fanboi

*GS Spec. Sit. Operator parachuting into the Oscars to wrestle the Best Picture envelope from the PwC dweeb backstage*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#32710251)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:19 AM
Author: Titillating plaza tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#33444084)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: Passionate outnumbered coldplay fan hall



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: Brass mind-boggling gunner corn cake



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Meetinghouse



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Meetinghouse



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Massive lettuce market

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#45703620)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 8:03 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Meetinghouse



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Date: January 4th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: zarathustra

great job in caracas guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#49561157)