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Corp lawyers, how does it feel wasting life doing paperwork that doesnt matter?

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salmon stead
  08/12/26
it's way better than having a client call up and say like &q...
adventurous heaven
  08/12/26
Much of "work" is to be able to afford to go out t...
bespoke cuck laser beams
  08/12/26
(travel shrew)
salmon stead
  08/13/26
i've resigned myself to this as well. i made my choice, it's...
razzmatazz splenetic library
  08/13/26
180, i like your plan for your kid
salmon stead
  08/13/26
Corporate biglaw is 1,000,000x better than some shit back of...
histrionic coiffed hospital turdskin
  08/13/26
its a top 36% job for sure
pearly associate striped hyena
  08/13/26
Explain
racy chad
  08/13/26
Shit pay, glacial advancement, dull colleagues, second class...
histrionic coiffed hospital turdskin
  08/13/26
Sounds bleak. How dull are the colleagues, though?
racy chad
  08/13/26
I was at a lunch cafe near some state and city govt building...
grizzly dashing mexican pistol
  08/13/26
Hello Obese Woman Madam Sir! Welcome to Jolibees, wld you li...
Iridescent Hairraiser Kitchen Mad Cow Disease
  08/13/26
yeah but there's way moar hot chicks walking around though a...
razzmatazz splenetic library
  08/13/26
Matters that don't matter tp
awkward indian lodge
  08/13/26
pays ok
cordovan stirring faggot firefighter school cafeteria
  08/13/26
on an hourly basis and have you factored your personal job-r...
razzmatazz splenetic library
  08/13/26
yes
cordovan stirring faggot firefighter school cafeteria
  08/13/26
i appreciate op’s specification of “corporate&rd...
out-of-control cream kitty
  08/13/26
Litigators aren't even people, so I didn't bother mentioning...
salmon stead
  08/13/26
This poast could have been mine until I experienced the full...
topaz kitty cat
  08/13/26
100%. If you can get into a corporate practice that deals wi...
histrionic coiffed hospital turdskin
  08/13/26
as if litigators are some alpha ppl doing actual COURTROOM D...
Iridescent Hairraiser Kitchen Mad Cow Disease
  08/13/26
aren't you a litigatttor? youre posting makes so much more s...
razzmatazz splenetic library
  08/13/26
i shld have done corporate, i was so naive and stupid, but i...
Iridescent Hairraiser Kitchen Mad Cow Disease
  08/13/26
Litigation is Hebraic, corporate is goy-coded. Litigation is...
histrionic coiffed hospital turdskin
  08/13/26
both of them are jewish u furking kike. everything is jewish...
Iridescent Hairraiser Kitchen Mad Cow Disease
  08/13/26


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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: salmon stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50063088)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: adventurous heaven

it's way better than having a client call up and say like "hey remember that agreement we signed last year? something came up, can you pull it out and look this up"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50063093)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: bespoke cuck laser beams

Much of "work" is to be able to afford to go out to eat and go on vacations. The work itself is meaningless and dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50063177)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: salmon stead

(travel shrew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50065424)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz splenetic library

i've resigned myself to this as well. i made my choice, it's completely devoid of any meaning, but i am enjoying the lifestyle. it's also getting easier as I move up and my skills become more valuable. i have pretty much given up on making equity partner.

my goal now is to steer my kid into something else. i have been drilling in her since she was young that she is required to open a cafe / art gallery that I can chill at in my old age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50065597)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: salmon stead

180, i like your plan for your kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50065699)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: histrionic coiffed hospital turdskin

Corporate biglaw is 1,000,000x better than some shit back office job at a mega corp. You have no clue how bad it can be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50065466)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: pearly associate striped hyena

its a top 36% job for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50065468)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: racy chad

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50065484)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: histrionic coiffed hospital turdskin

Shit pay, glacial advancement, dull colleagues, second class status / thankless job, get pigeonholed, need I go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50065535)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: racy chad

Sounds bleak. How dull are the colleagues, though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50065650)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: grizzly dashing mexican pistol

I was at a lunch cafe near some state and city govt buildings recently and there was a table of 3 obese women talking about work drama and it somehow shifted to the Philippines and someone sending money and one boomer lady said "don't we still own that place?" "no" "i thought it was a territory still" "no it's a country they have their own presidents and politicians"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50066176)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Iridescent Hairraiser Kitchen Mad Cow Disease

Hello Obese Woman Madam Sir! Welcome to Jolibees, wld you like to try 58 Chicken Joy Burgers Madam Sir? Thank u Madam Sir Sir!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50066179)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz splenetic library

yeah but there's way moar hot chicks walking around though amirite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50066110)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: awkward indian lodge

Matters that don't matter tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50065467)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: cordovan stirring faggot firefighter school cafeteria

pays ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50065481)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz splenetic library

on an hourly basis and have you factored your personal job-related medical expenses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50065601)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: cordovan stirring faggot firefighter school cafeteria

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50065792)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: out-of-control cream kitty

i appreciate op’s specification of “corporate” lawyers, implying that jewishly bickering with other abrasive people is a trade that “matters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50065558)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: salmon stead

Litigators aren't even people, so I didn't bother mentioning them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50065700)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: topaz kitty cat

This poast could have been mine until I experienced the full human centipede version of everything else this chaotic yet somehow dull profession has to offer.

There is a reason white shoe firms did corporate and nothing else. It can be interesting intellectually, the work can be learned, it addresses business directly and you get to work with business people.

Corporate litigation (outside a few specific niches) and corporate compliance and all the other swamplands are absolutely TTT and unworthy of consideration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50065619)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: histrionic coiffed hospital turdskin

100%. If you can get into a corporate practice that deals with commercially relevant items and be a partner of the business it can imo be a cool gig and afford you the ability to work with smart cool people. Also can set you up for interesting in-house legal jobs or blended commercial / legal roles. If you are doing litigation or get into a pure compliance (read: cost center / annoying BS role) you will be in the case of litigation pigeonholed and work with insufferable lawyer types or in the case of compliance deal with dull back office gargoyle types. Also regarding the latter compliance type roles at large enterprises are totally thankless jobs and you are viewed as a cost and drag on the business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50066050)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Iridescent Hairraiser Kitchen Mad Cow Disease

as if litigators are some alpha ppl doing actual COURTROOM DEBATING?

rofl, all law is bullshit. corporate actually seems better than dealing with litigation bullshit, which is literally retarded garbage that makes little sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50066079)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz splenetic library

aren't you a litigatttor? youre posting makes so much more sense now

also, "retarded garbage that makes little sense" is the name of your debut rap album

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50066112)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Iridescent Hairraiser Kitchen Mad Cow Disease

i shld have done corporate, i was so naive and stupid, but it all worked out i guess, think its veddy hard to go solo as corporate unless u doing like tax or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50066172)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: histrionic coiffed hospital turdskin

Litigation is Hebraic, corporate is goy-coded. Litigation is a bunch of you know whos trying to poke each other in the eye on Talmudic bs while corporate is a bunch of chill bros working constructively to get a deal done. You should’ve gone for corporate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50066148)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Iridescent Hairraiser Kitchen Mad Cow Disease

both of them are jewish u furking kike. everything is jewish even christian law is kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#50066173)