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My jewish wife would freak out if she knew how much pork I ate

When she's not around. Bacon and Pulled Pork sandwiches are ...
harsh fishy theatre
  12/12/25
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Jet faggot firefighter
  12/12/25
Bacon is amazing
harsh fishy theatre
  12/12/25
Do you eat them with cheese?
Bateful Rambunctious Organic Girlfriend
  12/12/25
cole slaw
harsh fishy theatre
  12/12/25
Wtf
Fear-inspiring Property
  12/12/25
Jews cannot mix meat and diary. If he's doing it for the...
Bateful Rambunctious Organic Girlfriend
  12/12/25
I'm doing it for the flavor
harsh fishy theatre
  12/12/25
lol your future children will be rat-faced jews
lascivious mahogany brunch new version
  12/12/25
100% chance
harsh fishy theatre
  12/12/25
I proudly serve pork tenderloin and ribs to my obnoxious bro...
scarlet ratface meetinghouse
  12/12/25
He secretly loves it
harsh fishy theatre
  12/12/25
probably. but he's getting pressure to get religious, which ...
scarlet ratface meetinghouse
  12/12/25
Fucking bullshit man
harsh fishy theatre
  12/12/25
all a great $cam!
scarlet ratface meetinghouse
  12/12/25
Why do you get, keep, then hide a receipt for a pulled pork ...
curious casino karate
  12/12/25
I still like having sex with my wife. I get rid of the evide...
harsh fishy theatre
  12/12/25
Does she view your semen as pork-contaminated after such a m...
curious casino karate
  12/12/25
I am Jewish, technically, but I don’t buy into the bul...
harsh fishy theatre
  12/12/25
Heard some jews recently talk that they eat beef bacon. Neve...
Gay alcoholic range roast beef
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: harsh fishy theatre

When she's not around. Bacon and Pulled Pork sandwiches are delicious.

I actually hide receipts

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Date: December 12th, 2025 3:58 AM
Author: Jet faggot firefighter



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: harsh fishy theatre

Bacon is amazing

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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:32 AM
Author: Bateful Rambunctious Organic Girlfriend

Do you eat them with cheese?

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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: harsh fishy theatre

cole slaw

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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:27 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Property

Wtf

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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Bateful Rambunctious Organic Girlfriend

Jews cannot mix meat and diary.

If he's doing it for the lulz, he should be eating it with dairy.

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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: harsh fishy theatre

I'm doing it for the flavor

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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 AM
Author: lascivious mahogany brunch new version

lol your future children will be rat-faced jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#49503858)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: harsh fishy theatre

100% chance

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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:34 AM
Author: scarlet ratface meetinghouse

I proudly serve pork tenderloin and ribs to my obnoxious brother-in-law

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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: harsh fishy theatre

He secretly loves it

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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: scarlet ratface meetinghouse

probably. but he's getting pressure to get religious, which is obnoxious as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#49503881)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 AM
Author: harsh fishy theatre

Fucking bullshit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#49503888)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:42 AM
Author: scarlet ratface meetinghouse

all a great $cam!

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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 AM
Author: curious casino karate

Why do you get, keep, then hide a receipt for a pulled pork sandwich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#49503907)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: harsh fishy theatre

I still like having sex with my wife. I get rid of the evidence, as I've been busted by receipts left in the car before.

Last time it was a Bacons, eggs and cheese biscuit from McD's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#49503950)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: curious casino karate

Does she view your semen as pork-contaminated after such a meal?

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Date: December 12th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: harsh fishy theatre

I am Jewish, technically, but I don’t buy into the bullshit. She buys into the bullshit.

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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: Gay alcoholic range roast beef

Heard some jews recently talk that they eat beef bacon. Never seen this for sale anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764",#49503952)