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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
bearded church
  08/21/26
THE COURT: How do you plead? DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor...
racy box office
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hairless soul-stirring mediation
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"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
Cobalt cerebral gas station
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Saffron rigor deer antler
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let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
Supple stage tattoo
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exhilarant peach shrine half-breed
  08/21/26
sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
lascivious blue black woman
  08/21/26
Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
Hateful Razzle-dazzle Parlour
  08/21/26
damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
Passionate Indirect Expression
  08/21/26
i was thinking kids in the hall. http://www.youtube.com/...
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: bearded church

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: racy box office

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: hairless soul-stirring mediation



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Cobalt cerebral gas station

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Saffron rigor deer antler



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Supple stage tattoo

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: exhilarant peach shrine half-breed



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: lascivious blue black woman

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Hateful Razzle-dazzle Parlour

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Passionate Indirect Expression

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Supple stage tattoo

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

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