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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
boyish coiffed newt
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
kink-friendly depressive hairy legs
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Supple Orange Locale
  12/12/25
...
spruce den boltzmann
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
rusted idea he suggested
  12/12/25
easy
Histrionic flatulent boiling water theater stage
  12/12/25
lol ok man
spruce den boltzmann
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
vigorous impressive area
  12/12/25
...
Adventurous bearded shitlib gas station
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Bright school
  12/12/25
...
Passionate Keepsake Machete Brethren
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
bat shit crazy bawdyhouse
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Titillating faggotry garrison
  12/12/25
...
kink-friendly depressive hairy legs
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
boyish coiffed newt
  12/12/25
...
Stimulating rambunctious crackhouse sweet tailpipe
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
jet-lagged haunted graveyard
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
aromatic ceo
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Bright school
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Blathering Parlour
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
slate philosopher-king
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Bright school
  12/12/25
tp.
Blathering Parlour
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
slimy azn
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
slate philosopher-king
  12/12/25
who is that
slimy azn
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
vigorous impressive area
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
vigorous impressive area
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Galvanic coldplay fan
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
French Stain
  12/12/25
cr
spruce den boltzmann
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
rusted idea he suggested
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
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  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Supple Orange Locale
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
smoky stirring gaming laptop mexican
  12/12/25
...
spruce den boltzmann
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Floppy pink abode dingle berry
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Olive Thirsty Senate
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
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  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: boyish coiffed newt

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: kink-friendly depressive hairy legs

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Supple Orange Locale

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: spruce den boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: rusted idea he suggested

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Histrionic flatulent boiling water theater stage

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: spruce den boltzmann

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: vigorous impressive area

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Adventurous bearded shitlib gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Bright school

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Passionate Keepsake Machete Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: bat shit crazy bawdyhouse

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Titillating faggotry garrison

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly depressive hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: boyish coiffed newt

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Stimulating rambunctious crackhouse sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: jet-lagged haunted graveyard

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: aromatic ceo

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Bright school

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Blathering Parlour

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: slate philosopher-king

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Bright school

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Blathering Parlour

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: slimy azn

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: slate philosopher-king

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: slimy azn

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: vigorous impressive area

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: vigorous impressive area

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Galvanic coldplay fan

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: French Stain

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: spruce den boltzmann

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: rusted idea he suggested

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: smoky stirring gaming laptop mexican

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Supple Orange Locale

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: smoky stirring gaming laptop mexican

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: spruce den boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Floppy pink abode dingle berry

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Olive Thirsty Senate

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Spectacular Bistre Athletic Conference Property

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49506164)