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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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special sauce on the sandwich
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Orchid glittery property idea he suggested

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: dark set

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: apoplectic mental disorder

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Rusted multi-colored tattoo temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: learning disabled magical area jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Mauve Indecent Locale Sex Offender

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Mauve Indecent Locale Sex Offender

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Marvelous sooty senate dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: bearded canary parlour

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Orchid glittery property idea he suggested

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: bearded canary parlour

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Orchid glittery property idea he suggested

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: vibrant double fault tanning salon



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: house-broken whorehouse

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Avocado dingle berry lodge

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Orchid glittery property idea he suggested

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: house-broken whorehouse

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Orchid glittery property idea he suggested

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: house-broken whorehouse

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: apoplectic mental disorder

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Marvelous sooty senate dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: white boyish dilemma

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: narrow-minded tank parlor

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: big national background story

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: dark set

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: narrow-minded tank parlor



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: histrionic sandwich

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: dark set

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Orchid glittery property idea he suggested

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Passionate Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: sickened public bath pozpig

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: ultramarine internal respiration voyeur

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074871)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: maroon nubile nibblets corn cake

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: house-broken whorehouse

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: apoplectic mental disorder

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Orchid glittery property idea he suggested

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: apoplectic mental disorder

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: maroon nubile nibblets corn cake

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Orchid glittery property idea he suggested

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: maroon nubile nibblets corn cake

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: ultramarine internal respiration voyeur

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: apoplectic mental disorder

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: maroon nubile nibblets corn cake

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: apoplectic mental disorder

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: apoplectic mental disorder

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: pontificating field

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: maroon nubile nibblets corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: apoplectic mental disorder

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: comical locus giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: comical locus giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Tan Electric Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: charcoal swashbuckling police squad bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: bearded canary parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: henna alcoholic partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blue meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: citrine market

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: narrow-minded tank parlor

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: maroon nubile nibblets corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: aromatic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: doobsian arousing hell scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Brindle Awkward Location Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Metal orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: bronze indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Flirting range roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Floppy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Metal orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: ruddy station skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: ruddy station skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: gay fantasy-prone messiness native

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44378175)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Azure tripping hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: pontificating field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Carnelian sanctuary ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: citrine market

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: crimson hunting ground mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: ruddy station skinny woman

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Geriatric drunken clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: apoplectic mental disorder

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Useless chestnut weed whacker

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: apoplectic mental disorder

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: apoplectic mental disorder

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: kink-friendly gas station gunner

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: maroon nubile nibblets corn cake

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: pontificating field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: citrine market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Odious Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Irate Supple Space Gaming Laptop

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Slate hairy legs

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Self-absorbed Trailer Park

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: house-broken whorehouse

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Overrated Very Tactful Legal Warrant Circlehead

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Startled Coral Church Building

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: maroon nubile nibblets corn cake

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Rusted multi-colored tattoo temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring seedy yarmulke principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: jet racy garrison

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: razzle sapphire philosopher-king

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Shaky anal institution

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: house-broken whorehouse

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Shaky anal institution

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: jet racy garrison

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: garnet shrine famous landscape painting

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Marvelous sooty senate dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: shivering bonkers stead newt

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: citrine market

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: cracking angry rehab

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Motley abusive church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Clear bearded business firm regret

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Diverse Insecure Cruise Ship Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: arrogant grizzly karate depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Mauve Indecent Locale Sex Offender

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: twisted amethyst theatre blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: charcoal swashbuckling police squad bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: low-t flesh death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: twisted amethyst theatre blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: charcoal swashbuckling police squad bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: out-of-control theater stage mood

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: charcoal swashbuckling police squad bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Startled Coral Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Charismatic demanding hominid milk

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: comical locus giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: indigo zippy state bbw

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: indigo zippy state bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Bateful therapy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Rusted multi-colored tattoo temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: charcoal swashbuckling police squad bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: primrose dashing elastic band crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Tan Electric Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: maniacal menage

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: pungent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Obsidian psychic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: maniacal menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: maniacal menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: insanely creepy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: pungent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: concupiscible home

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Orchid glittery property idea he suggested

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Khaki Federal Forum Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Vermilion Submissive Point Jew

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Sexy wonderful kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: comical locus giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: comical locus giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Tan Electric Alpha

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Startled Coral Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating degenerate abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy shimmering pit idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: hateful fragrant nursing home dopamine

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: comical locus giraffe

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: mahogany piazza

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: french preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: charcoal swashbuckling police squad bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: charcoal swashbuckling police squad bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: french preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Lascivious domesticated brunch

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Exciting gay wizard step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Saffron water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: scarlet 180 marketing idea library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: low-t flesh death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: primrose dashing elastic band crackhouse

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Brass aphrodisiac masturbator

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: french preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle duck-like resort cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: charcoal swashbuckling police squad bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle duck-like resort cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Clear bearded business firm regret

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: abnormal balding twinkling uncleanness chapel

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Medicated Vivacious Dragon

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Metal orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: provocative green address boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Medicated Vivacious Dragon

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: provocative green address boiling water

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Medicated Vivacious Dragon

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Medicated Vivacious Dragon

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Sexy wonderful kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Sick Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: charcoal swashbuckling police squad bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: claret box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Generalized Bond

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: bronze indian lodge

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: vigorous transparent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: butt cheeks (🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: AutoAdmit Historian

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: 45 & 47 (jacked up and good to go)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: borders (retired)

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48348661)