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Pitcher is racist and always hits blacks with pitch. Against non-blacks, 2.5 ERA
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Date: July 5th, 2023 4:24 PM Author: stubborn school cafeteria goyim Assume he doesn't get ejected for intentionally hitting black players with the pitch every time.
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Date: July 5th, 2023 4:25 PM Author: High-end Headpube how does he approach latin players?
if he just hits american blacks, he'd be an ace, not enough of them in lineups to cause an issue |
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Date: July 5th, 2023 4:27 PM Author: stubborn school cafeteria goyim His threshold is octoroon, if he can establish that you're 1/8 black then you're getting hit by the pitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46512454) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 12:10 AM Author: supple trailer park police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49595773) |
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Date: July 5th, 2023 4:29 PM Author: fragrant volcanic crater library If you're black it's basically a guaranteed base? I bet they'd take it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46512462) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:11 PM Author: stubborn school cafeteria goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49595714) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 12:20 AM Author: Metal Brindle Stage This hypo is literally 100% dependent on how you define "black".
Full-blooded descendent of American slaves? Sandy Koufax 2.0
Anyone my wife crosses the street to avoid? Lol enjoy hoping these hypo rules don't apply down at AA in 3 weeks. |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:14 AM Author: stubborn school cafeteria goyim Upthread it's clarified the threshold is octoroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49596271) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:21 AM Author: crimson multi-colored gas station Yeah that's not gonna fly. Like half the MLB are Dominican or Puerto Rican alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49596285) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: sexy round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49596291) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:09 PM Author: stubborn school cafeteria goyim See below for clarification (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49597944) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Metal Brindle Stage That's a numeric threshold of blackness but doesn't answer the qualitative question of what counts as black. Are ricans and cubanos black? (I just assume dominicans are.)
EDIT: I should note that most pitchers this "racist" are not likely to draw strict, narrowly tailored lines about who is and who isn't a mudperson. (See, e.g., John Rocker) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:10 PM Author: stubborn school cafeteria goyim The pitcher's agent assures you that, based on the pitcher's research to date, only about 15% of current MLB players qualify as octoroons. While this is subject to change based on further research and roster changes in the MLB itself, it's guaranteed not to go above 20% or below 10%. He has been drilling in the offseason and now his ERA against everybody else is 2.1. What now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49597947) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:36 AM Author: Metal Brindle Stage Yeah sure. I put him on the Braves and the ticket and jersey sales alone justify it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49598045) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:19 PM Author: learning disabled sick death wish french chef lol no way then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49597963) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Beta Internet-worthy Range Halford I think teams would notice and start putting in all their Black players. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49596288) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:11 PM Author: stubborn school cafeteria goyim That's fine, they can't sub and sub back. The pitcher's team can always switch pitchers to some other guy. Or if they start the black players, just wait for them to sub out the black guys and bring in the racist pitcher. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49597949) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:44 PM Author: Beta Internet-worthy Range Halford That's the racist pitcher's music! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49597998) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:47 PM Author: Hilarious contagious parlor giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49598002) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:46 PM Author: Hilarious contagious parlor giraffe Tweet this to John Rocker to get his input (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49598001) |