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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Mildly autistic karate

They say vaginas are 'self-cleaning,' but try going down on a woman after a week of hiking in the backcountry without any bathing. You'll learn something about yourself that day. Yet even in regular circumstances, we get all whiny about the smell of a little ripe slime or the odd bathroom blowout. I had an extended conversation with another poaster about how much of a no-no it is when a woman has a messy, smelly car. Just her CAR. We're squeamish around here. You routinely see XO posters not flame ranting about the horrors of a faint whiff of butthole aroma when they mount up from behind. And most young guys have had a liquor-fueled group throwdown where they all admit to being grossed out by eating pussy and rank pussy smell. XO is so focused on it that we have all agreed: the ultimate act of homosexuality is penetrating an aroused woman's wet vagina.

Now think of an Inuit hunter or a nomadic Mongol herder. Keep in mind, these guys lived the exact same lifestyle for thousands of years. Hundreds and hundreds of generations lived and died with very little substantive difference from one century to the next. The Inuit dude spends most of his time in cloistered, smoky skin tents. His female partner, probably one of a handful he'll ever know - provided he gets to have regular sex at any point in his life which is far from certain - never really washes herself in any fashion. Nearly every time he fucks her, her slime has been compounding for months. Not a few weeks of festering. Months. The aesthetics of the slimehold are governed by birthing multiple children before the age of 18 and a diet of 80% sea mammal flesh. Every single time Inuit man ever fucks her, it's in a raunchy little shelter lined with piss-soaked hides and endless fecal coliform bacteria. The only kind of pussy he has ever known, the only kind of pussy his forebears ever knew, and the only kind of pussy his sons will ever know was mind-bendingly, devastatingly gross. A primeval nightmare, like Lovecraft.

And ohhhhh boy does Inuit man fuck her. Fucks her hard, bros. Fucks her with vigor, gusto, passion, and raw virility far beyond what you have ever summoned save for the first few times you got your sad little pisswyrm wet. He loves pounding his mate's inconceivably greasy, grizzled, curdled hair pie. He doesn't hesitate to cover himself in that awful cooze glue. After he's back from a punishing weeks-long seal hunt out on the flows, he probably comes home so horny that he'll drop three loads straight into her without pausing. He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

The Mongol guy is no different. Those people didn't wash. They had vile diets and they were completely reliant on animal products. Manure covered their possessions and their living environments were filthy, most of all from themselves. Everyone smelled inconceivably bad. Mongol man, unfazed, ravenously slurped that putrid box and savored the juices in his equally noxious beard. Primitive, illiterate people had far fewer options to occupy their free time and quiet moments. They fucked 10X as often as we do, in all their verminous glory. Mongol woman's body only gets submerged in water a few times in her whole life, yet Mongol man would never fail to fill his wife up with a pint of reproductive fluids month in, month out. Raging gushers into Mongol woman's evil bad slit, every time. When Mongol man bends his lady over, there isn't going to be some tame whiff. It's full barnyard, and Mongol man lustily relishes every reeking moment.

Most of humanity lived like this, if they were lucky, for 99.5% of human civilization. Sex was an intuitive mixture of instinct and spiritual rite that we participated in as a simple matter of existence. Taboos built up in most cultures but back toward our more natural state, millions and millions of ancient bros merrily dove into slime pots that would traumatize a modern person. A pussy that would probably make it impossible for a neutered, prissy little 21st century shrewdood to maintain an erection was Mongol man's prize possession. He loved nothing better in life than tucking into that hot nasty beef oven.

Inuit man? Savagely fucks the froth out of a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut. Spineless modern peterman types? Whining on the internet because after going out drinking with her for six hours in muggy NYC heat, a chubby intern's vagina had a detectable odor when they were in the sack. Inuit man lived more life in a week than we do in a year.

I'm sure primitive Europe was largely the same and filthy medieval pussy has always been joked about. I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. Maybe that's why equatorial cultures are so shiftless and easily dominated. Fresh pussy and abundant shellfish keep us pacified. Fulano please cum take me away from this place.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal mood

" I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. "

This is borne out by the history of the Spanish conquest of the Aztecs and Indians. Pretty much the first thing those Euro conquistadors did was slam the native women.



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal mood

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quispe_Sisa

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Ruby nofapping reading party

mongol women didn't have messy, smelly cars

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Mildly autistic karate



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:42 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:22 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42601954)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:55 AM
Author: talented dingle berry black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43928461)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: Big submissive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44168365)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: comical brunch

can't believe i read all of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996338)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Flirting Immigrant Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996340)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Histrionic Stage

moniker gold everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996350)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: razzle brass patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996365)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Histrionic Stage

holy shit exactly what i was looking at

and "cloistered, smoky skin tents"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996377)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Histrionic Stage

greasy, grizzled, smoky little hair pie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996435)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: diverse alcoholic multi-billionaire

Inuit Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32997010)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Wild aggressive institution death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33000083)



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Date: August 31st, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Dashing messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45098027)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45868254)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:44 AM
Author: Dashing messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49551653)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: diverse alcoholic multi-billionaire

Those people didn't wash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32997012)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Histrionic Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33000131)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: passionate kitchen windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44556921)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: diverse alcoholic multi-billionaire

Traumatizing slime pit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32997015)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: fuchsia 180 spot

prissy little 21st century shrewdood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34896907)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:34 PM
Author: cream insanely creepy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42602017)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:14 AM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45440135)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle emerald codepig

indigenous hornballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44168058)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Cerebral sneaky criminal sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996358)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Multi-colored garrison deer antler

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996380)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: Chest-beating stimulating faggotry hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996474)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: kink-friendly knife

well, uh, damn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996477)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Lemon disturbing new version

i bet it was tough for fags in those cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996594)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Sepia university

twist: they didn't have fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996595)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: outnumbered rebellious temple wrinkle

probably the opposite. not much of a difference between dirty pussy and dirty ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996605)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Sepia university

just wanted to make the point that homosexuality isn't found in all cultures, especially nomadic and non-agricultural ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996618)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Greedy Brethren State

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33000183)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: deranged infuriating laser beams ratface

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people

The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33004924)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Adventurous effete property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33004947)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: Sepia university

great example of a culture that doesn't have "gays" and "straights" like we do. yet homosexuality is genetic, hmm libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33004955)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: exhilarant opaque mad-dog skullcap sanctuary

You went through a lot of effort to make that fake Wikipedia article but it was worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33005000)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: twinkling metal twinkling uncleanness

George20 burnig his birth certificate at 16 years, 11 months. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33005719)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Violent orange home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34963275)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:31 AM
Author: Lemon disturbing new version

a bunch of sex-starved horse raider guys didn't hesitate to fuck their vanquished enemies. you know just to show dominance no gay stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996628)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: filthy nursing home

what is best in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33005669)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: Balding pearly persian parlour

Rotting teeth is 1000% worse than some rank puss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996700)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33000156)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: spruce contagious plaza

rotting teeth is more a function of our modern diet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33036084)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: razzle brass patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996954)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: ungodly navy rehab private investor

The bigger difference was the lack of privacy when you shared your tent or room with at least your children, most likely extended family as well. There was no acrobatic, noisy sex going on. It was most likely quick, quiet, subdued, and infrequent Missionary, for your entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996976)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: twinkling metal twinkling uncleanness

These weren't likely Mormon missionary types. I doubt these guys didn't give a fuck about what their 7 sons on the seal pelt adjacent heard or saw after they came back from the hunt.

But yeah, always missionary or doggy rape. Probably 1 min sessions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32997027)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: frozen hairless library

life doesn't get better than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33004844)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: Chocolate Glittery Resort Stain

Going down on a woman back then? Checked out at first sentenc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32996994)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: Crawly Address Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42480813)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: house-broken office

Cavewomen got knocked up at age 13 or something though. So how nasty could a 13 yo slimehole be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32997060)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: diverse alcoholic multi-billionaire

Fuck, just tried googling and now there is a knock at my door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32997084)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Frisky step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34887836)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: excitant doctorate background story

the slime was probably as rancid as the black death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32997069)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: twinkling metal twinkling uncleanness

Never wiped clean so it would just run out and cake itself into the labia folds, creating one engorged pubic mound of fetid wretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32997093)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: excitant doctorate background story

*dry heaves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33000147)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: Silver Orchestra Pit Pozpig

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44556878)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Trip pervert

Definitely something to ponder for the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32997112)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: appetizing school cafeteria international law enforcement agency

moar pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33000086)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: white crackhouse police squad

This is why sex was always a kind of a clumsy strictly "rutting affair" until very recently.

The idea of HD close up ass liking or penetration would have seemed insane in 1975.

People just considered the pelvic region a filthy area obscured by atavistic ape hair. And the act of intercourse was just a sight-unseen "thrusting" together of these smelly/unaesthetic nether regions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33000185)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:34 PM
Author: Provocative cuckold

ancient humans had firm bowel movements that pinched off cleanly like a dog's bowel movements. a dog doesn't need toilet paper to keep his ass clean. have you ever wondered why?

if you don't bathe for several months, your body stops reacting to the constant chemical stripping of detergent-soap and eventually levels itself out. your skin and hair stop producing as much oil because they are properly lubricated. the vagina self-regulates its ph and balance of bacteria and yeast. the body hair draws moisture away from the skin so the moisture evaporates, as nature intended. the odors level out and really aren't that bad.

without a high carb/sugar diet to rot them, the teeth don't decay. ((GC)) isn't around to sell you one set of products to wreck your body's natural processes and another set of products to repair them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33000323)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: excitant doctorate background story

great poast tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33000347)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: Topaz hilarious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33004960)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: exhilarant opaque mad-dog skullcap sanctuary



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:32 AM
Author: filthy nursing home

great poast...also, regarding ancient bowel movements, you should research the crapper, which is a very old inclusion of a man taking a huge dump in nativity scenes...not kidding...goes back many centuries, prolly even pre-christian...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

http://i.imgur.com/3c8CVam.jpg

people got a lot of fiber in those days...huge turds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33005057)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: razzle brass patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33005069)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: judgmental hairraiser stead

The Caganer is not the only defecating character in the Catalan Christmas tradition—another is the Tió de Nadal, which also makes extensive use of the image of faecal matter (it is a log, i.e. tió which, having been "fed" for several weeks, is told to defecate on Christmas Eve and "magically" produces candy for children, a candy that has supposedly come from its bowels).

lmao I miss when I learned shit like this from zozo on a regular basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44557019)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: beady-eyed house



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: Stirring hall

Loss of teeth was always a prob. That cave door they dug up had a mouthful of rotted teeth

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.livescience.com/28608-otzi-iceman-had-bad-teeth.html

Romans used a shared sponge at community bathrooms to wipe their asses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33036004)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: lascivious plum crotch locale

TBF you were supposed to rinse it off after use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33036350)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: fuchsia 180 spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34896914)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: disgusting nubile philosopher-king base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38653527)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:30 AM
Author: Irradiated free-loading mediation



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Magenta beta lay roast beef



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: lascivious plum crotch locale

There's something very erotic about the OP's post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33004768)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Histrionic Stage

I've always been aroused by the unwashed masses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33004875)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Sepia university

tomorrow's sydney morning herald: "Inuit Man" Roleplay on the Rise Among Suburban Australians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33004912)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: Histrionic Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33004995)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:25 AM
Author: Boyish confused mexican



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: Adventurous effete property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33004943)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: filthy nursing home

homeric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33005034)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: filthy nursing home

also, women died of childbirth a lot more then, too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33005066)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: filthy nursing home

my thoughts exactly...childbirth...big fucking death toll there in the old days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42527599)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: floppy sapphire coffee pot forum



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: supple hyperactive theater stage mental disorder

I did an 8 day backpacking trip with a girl in college and there was no bathing or showering the whole time. Still had no problem, didnt notice any smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33005097)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Violent orange home

FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33035957)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: supple hyperactive theater stage mental disorder

I swear. If i go 1 day without showering at home i notice a smell but out hiking its like the dirt absorbs the smell or the wind blows it away or you sweat it out or something, nobody had bo and we were all crammed in a tent every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33036028)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Stirring hall

And when u get home u realize u stink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33036044)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: angry site lettuce



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Histrionic Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33019225)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Titillating location depressive

the movie 'Savage Innocents' makes so much more sense now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33019274)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: gay french personal credit line

Easy. There was no pussy-eating and nothing better to compare the stench to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33019342)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: talking area french chef

I bet guys still ate pussy and stench is stench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33036301)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: Bateful set

this was my thought as well but i gotta believe bitches sucked dick so i can't rule out cunnulingus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33036324)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Histrionic Stage

It was the sort of thing you lost power over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33036333)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Charcoal thriller indian lodge

Sounds like your justifying fucking uglies with nasty pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33036075)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Histrionic Stage

LMFAO I saw that peterman.....she had this nice lil landing strip....she rubbed my bald head...then she was suckin my thang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33036103)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy heady church

The romans on the other hand thought eating pussy was being too submissive and it was more questionable to be seen eating pussy than fucking a boy in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33036859)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: Tripping arousing theater

Still the CR mindframe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34887883)



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Date: May 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Flatulent halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33310969)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Mildly autistic karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34778675)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: canary spectacular main people idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34778709)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: charismatic boiling water tanning salon

Nasty, brutish, short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34778716)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Cerise Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42602104)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Wonderful Startling Corner Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34778717)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: aphrodisiac shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34858378)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: Chocolate Glittery Resort Stain

Putting mouth on slimehold is modern as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34858424)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Pearl Cowardly Becky Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34897111)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: Chest-beating stimulating faggotry hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34887828)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Zombie-like Pea-brained Pocket Flask

one of the top posts of 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34887847)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Chest-beating stimulating faggotry hunting ground

one of my favorite poasts of all time honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34887856)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling slap-happy feces

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34896940)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: cream insanely creepy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42602020)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: racy yellow trust fund

A classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34896893)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Mildly autistic karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#35373595)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: salmon public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#35373641)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: talented dingle berry black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#36931845)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: lime autistic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#36931951)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Adventurous effete property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#36932001)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: fuchsia 180 spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#36931970)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Electric trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#36932028)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring geriatric half-breed kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38653510)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: Mildly autistic karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#40430017)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: dead toaster

"Inuit man" would make a great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#40430235)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Mildly autistic karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41587203)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41587274)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: diverse alcoholic multi-billionaire

Smells were pretty terrible for most of human existence overall, so it wouldn't be the worst smell that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41587312)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Fragrant principal's office

One of the GOAT POSTS OF ALL TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41587322)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: crusty laughsome pisswyrm mad cow disease

spineless modern peterman types done here forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41587398)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: Pearl Cowardly Becky Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41587407)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: filthy nursing home

(slack jawed faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41587412)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: spruce contagious plaza

which poaster was behind this work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41587434)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: crusty laughsome pisswyrm mad cow disease

Perhaps it was the guy who just randomly blank bumped it after 6 months of no attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41587441)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Mildly autistic karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42024385)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible abode kitty cat

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41587877)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: cream insanely creepy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42602021)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Mildly autistic karate

Incredible synergy with the OP’s moniker randomization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42024390)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:53 AM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42480803)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42527567)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42601937)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: tan mind-boggling ticket booth

I bet it wasn't as bad as we think. Modern people are pussies about hygiene. Also, I think there is something to the "self-cleaning oven" stuff when it comes to pussies and mouths. My dog's breath stinks but it eats shit and doesn't brush its teeth. My co-worker's breath stinks worse and he doesn't eat shit (I don't think). Excessive hygiene might actually lead to some of the smells we find offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42601973)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: talented dingle berry black woman

I think about this poast all of the time

Even brought it up to friends in conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42602034)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: dead toaster

Had a friend read the OP out load at a bar, he lost it at pisswyrm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42602057)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: cream insanely creepy ceo

this is the first xo poast I really, really thought about showing to my irl bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42602066)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: Hot parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42602092)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Fragrant principal's office

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42602103)



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Date: July 16th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42792636)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43293046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2021 11:47 PM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43321525)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:51 AM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43928455)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:57 AM
Author: cracking puce degenerate fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43928462)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: territorial rose casino

Someone cross post this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43928498)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:42 AM
Author: twinkling metal twinkling uncleanness

Dude, I have never read this. How tf is this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43928524)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:44 AM
Author: dead toaster

when I introduce others to this site this is the first poast I have them read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43928529)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: amber blathering stage gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44173161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: dead toaster

https://ibb.co/dByRswK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44556761)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Vibrant Corn Cake Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44556799)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: pungent fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44560992)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: buff senate

fucking finally someone bumped this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44561002)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle emerald codepig

Someone should poast this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44561182)



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Date: September 30th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: black space

OP is a gifted writer -- bravo

edit: the bit at the end could explain paul gauguin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45255969)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45355038)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:13 AM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45440128)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Mildly autistic karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45756196)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Dashing messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45756337)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: Exciting transparent newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45756594)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45868238)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: talking area french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46229373)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: Dashing messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46349607)



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Date: June 13th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Violent orange home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46422493)



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Date: July 12th, 2023 11:00 AM
Author: flickering clear dysfunction water buffalo

He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46538646)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46665516)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: Aromatic pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46665553)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: Violent orange home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46665703)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: talented dingle berry black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46665710)



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Date: August 30th, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: motley turquoise heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46735468)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#47466552)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Marvelous Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#47481593)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Dashing messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#47481597)



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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: Vigorous field volcanic crater

this was pre-gpt poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48377396)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48525886)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: dead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49374492)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: talented dingle berry black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49374495)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Violent shitlib range

I fucked a legit African tribeswoman in Tanzania once, her pussy had a peculiar smell for sure but tbh it was not as bad as your average American white shrew’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49551784)



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Date: February 14th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Talk to Alvor of Riverwood (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49670427)