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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
infuriating codepig
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dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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180
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Trip Heaven Athletic Conference

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Trip Heaven Athletic Conference



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Trip Heaven Athletic Conference



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Slate supple library

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: lemon tripping institution national security agency

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: infuriating codepig

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Coral Set

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: white party of the first part ladyboy

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Coral Set

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Erotic Range Liquid Oxygen

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: carnelian elastic band

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Trip Heaven Athletic Conference

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: shaky hominid casino

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: thriller abode incel

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: purple principal's office

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Greedy dull chapel boistinker



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: nighttime volcanic crater famous landscape painting

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: twisted sooty center

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Cobalt up-to-no-good point partner

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: bat shit crazy jet gas station regret

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: underhanded irradiated hairy legs

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: provocative yellow plaza telephone



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Paul Peckersucker ((zurich is stained))



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