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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Alcoholic Racy Travel Guidebook Masturbator
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
lemon unhinged hissy fit
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
glassy fear-inspiring crackhouse newt
  12/12/25
...
aqua station
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Awkward nubile menage
  12/12/25
easy
Drunken Twinkling Uncleanness Parlor
  12/12/25
lol ok man
aqua station
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
rambunctious mauve step-uncle's house
  12/12/25
...
Mischievous Spectacular Piazza Party Of The First Part
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
concupiscible pontificating public bath
  12/12/25
...
Flushed greedy meetinghouse depressive
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
grizzly bateful school
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
blue soul-stirring haunted graveyard market
  12/12/25
...
lemon unhinged hissy fit
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Alcoholic Racy Travel Guidebook Masturbator
  12/12/25
...
Sickened institution
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Bright beady-eyed international law enforcement agency
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
crusty histrionic plaza sex offender
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
concupiscible pontificating public bath
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
trip wrinkle university
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
citrine galvanic regret field
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
concupiscible pontificating public bath
  12/12/25
tp.
trip wrinkle university
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
offensive nursing home voyeur
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
citrine galvanic regret field
  12/12/25
who is that
offensive nursing home voyeur
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
rambunctious mauve step-uncle's house
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
rambunctious mauve step-uncle's house
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Maroon exciting potus
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
claret foreskin indian lodge
  12/12/25
cr
aqua station
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Awkward nubile menage
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Talking cerise sanctuary
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
glassy fear-inspiring crackhouse newt
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Talking cerise sanctuary
  12/12/25
...
aqua station
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Ruddy deranged gas station
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
outnumbered lay
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
motley magical round eye heaven
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Travel Guidebook Masturbator

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: lemon unhinged hissy fit

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: glassy fear-inspiring crackhouse newt

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: aqua station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Awkward nubile menage

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Drunken Twinkling Uncleanness Parlor

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: aqua station

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: rambunctious mauve step-uncle's house

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Mischievous Spectacular Piazza Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: concupiscible pontificating public bath

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Flushed greedy meetinghouse depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: grizzly bateful school

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: blue soul-stirring haunted graveyard market

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: lemon unhinged hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Travel Guidebook Masturbator

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Sickened institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Bright beady-eyed international law enforcement agency

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: crusty histrionic plaza sex offender

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: concupiscible pontificating public bath

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: trip wrinkle university

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: citrine galvanic regret field

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: concupiscible pontificating public bath

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: trip wrinkle university

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: offensive nursing home voyeur

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: citrine galvanic regret field

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: offensive nursing home voyeur

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: rambunctious mauve step-uncle's house

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: rambunctious mauve step-uncle's house

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Maroon exciting potus

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: claret foreskin indian lodge

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: aqua station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Awkward nubile menage

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Talking cerise sanctuary

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: glassy fear-inspiring crackhouse newt

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Talking cerise sanctuary

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: aqua station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Ruddy deranged gas station

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: outnumbered lay

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: motley magical round eye heaven

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49506164)