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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
azure weed whacker principal's office
  11/29/25
Women are 180
appetizing mahogany black woman
  11/29/25
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racy karate
  11/29/25
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appetizing mahogany black woman
  11/29/25
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hairraiser bistre native
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appetizing mahogany black woman
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Chestnut Institution
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
azure weed whacker principal's office
  11/29/25
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racy karate
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
citrine death wish rigor
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
azure weed whacker principal's office
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
citrine death wish rigor
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
haunting stead kitty cat
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Crawly charismatic parlour stock car
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Smoky preventive strike university
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
azure weed whacker principal's office
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Stirring sneaky criminal
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Carmine overrated rehab striped hyena
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Stirring sneaky criminal
  11/29/25
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citrine death wish rigor
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Big-titted Vigorous Associate Public Bath
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Chestnut Institution
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Electric menage
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Chestnut Institution
  11/29/25
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Floppy cerise tanning salon
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
hateful jet telephone
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Rusted Resort Goyim
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Lemon violent piazza
  12/04/25
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Marvelous Mother Hospital
  12/04/25
Approved
beady-eyed hideous fortuitous meteor
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
racy karate
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
azure weed whacker principal's office
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: azure weed whacker principal's office

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: appetizing mahogany black woman

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: racy karate



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: appetizing mahogany black woman



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: hairraiser bistre native



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: appetizing mahogany black woman



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Chestnut Institution

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: azure weed whacker principal's office

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: racy karate



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: citrine death wish rigor

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: azure weed whacker principal's office

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: citrine death wish rigor

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: haunting stead kitty cat

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Crawly charismatic parlour stock car

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Smoky preventive strike university

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: azure weed whacker principal's office

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Stirring sneaky criminal

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Carmine overrated rehab striped hyena

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Stirring sneaky criminal

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: citrine death wish rigor



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Big-titted Vigorous Associate Public Bath

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Chestnut Institution

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Electric menage

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Chestnut Institution

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Floppy cerise tanning salon



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: hateful jet telephone

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Rusted Resort Goyim

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Lemon violent piazza

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Marvelous Mother Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed hideous fortuitous meteor

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: racy karate

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: azure weed whacker principal's office

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49490766)